A: An obsessive fan of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" TV show
B: Wednesday Addams's sister
C: Needs tue spankings a day.
For the correct answer, turn your monitor upside down.
This will be harder to do without a laptop or handheld gizmo, in which case you will have to turn yourself upside down.
You can also find the answer at this week's new and improved installment at "Discipline and Desire!"
Naturally, there are the titillating tales from the "D&D" authors and two free chapters to enjoy: the intriguing start of Katrina Devlin's "Healing In Time," and you can fly over the rooftops as Bella Maeve begins "My Hero!"
And you youngsters who don't get my "Dobie Gillis" reference will have to go find any remaining copies of Encyclopedia Britannica, or I suppose the Interweb will do, too.