WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Birthday Greetings!


The many wonderful birthday greetings I got  from talented and loving people deserve their own showcase!

This delightfully clever lyric is from Larken!  Sing along!!




Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,


And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,
Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.
Oh…

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 
Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.
Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;
Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;
But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.
Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;
The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.
Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 
He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;
We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Happy Birthday, DW!






Now, good as that is, it's even better to hear her actually sing it!  Larken has a trained voice with a Joan Baez quality!  I can't play it for you here, so you'll have to take my word for it, and believe that's no hyperbole!

Once again Phil "Overbarrel" employs his Poser Robot to create hilarity and horniness!

My friend Dave Wolfe, of Wolfietoon fame, is having a birthday today *:D big grin.  Of course, at our age those regularly scheduled birthdays are actually just an irritating, yearly reminder of just how old we are now *:)) laughing.   In order to help Wolfie take his mind off this, I wanted to try to get him the perfect gift.  After giving the matter a lot of thought it dawned on me that I don't know what constitutes the "perfect" gift for Wolfie *:-O surprise! Wolfie is the only one who really knows that, so why not just let him pick out his own birthday gift?  The more I thought about it, the more it seemed to me that, in this case, shopping for the perfect gift just might BE the perfect gift, so I decided to take him in and let him pick out his own present this year *:> smug.




By the way, yes, I do look exactly like that, all buff and everything, except maybe I'm actually more evil-looking.

Kaki told Barbara it was my birthday and had her hustle on over!





And Kaki also wrote these worthy rhymes! (Say that fast five times!)


Today is Wolfie's birthday,
So everyone come out and play.
For his 'toons we all give thanks,
For all the girls he gives spanks.


There once was a 'toonist named Dave,
Who spanked girls in his cave.
He painted their bottoms red,
Kissed, then sent them to bed.
And made them promise to behave.



Michael employs Top Logical Math:



Happy Birthday, DW. 

Season and I hope all your b-day wishes come true, and knowing you they start with you invoking Top Logic and delegating your birthday whacks to a number of imps starting with little miss Larken getting the first 25.  

Followed by naughty Kaki receiving the next 25 then Bree taking 25 hard smacks for you and finishing with Season receiving the concluding 25 plus 1 extra for luck and a bum pinch to grow an inch. 

Pretty good stamina for a guy celebrating his 100th.  Here's to another 100, Dave.  :)

Bree herself wrote: :


Happy Birthday, DW!

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, DW. Happy Birthday to you.

Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Just in case you didn't notice, Davey Wavey.
Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking.

How old are you now? How old are you now? How old are you, Herr Wolfe? 

*GASP!* Wait! Herr Wolfe! *WORRIED*

Ummm...How old are you? Yooouu, yooouuu are not a werewolf, are you? *worried* YIKES! *bree runs away*





I'm not only a werewolf, Bree, but an underwearwolf, from whom no Imp can hide from a hiding!!  "Even a Top who does kinky art and shaves his face at night, may become a wolf when the Imp doth loom, and shines her moon quite bright!"  

(By the way, a couple of those images are from Flickr, and one I'm sure is from RICHARD WINDSOR, who has a fine collection of Bithday Spankin' Pictures at his site!!) 

Charlie of the House of Tunasheart, whose ideas graced several WolfieToons, wrote: 


"I hope you have a great one - especially warming other bottoms.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Thanks, Charlie!  Yes, I'm always on the lookout!



And thanks to everyone!
 



9 comments:

  1. I don't see why I had to get the HARD spanks! Larken, Kaki and Erica started it! Hrrmmmpphhh!

    Oh, underwearwolf is so much better. *giggles* You are too funny, DW.

    Hugs. :)

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  2. Because you are the naughtiest, Bree! :-P

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  3. Great showcase of birthday tribute talent, DW, especially Larken's song (I do wish we all could have heard her Joan Baez-like voice), Kaki's inventive rhymes & Barbara Eden photos and Bree's cheeky bus driving wit.

    Phil's cartoon is fabulous, and I assume the three red-bottomed imps are Kaki, Larken and Bree with Season out of frame standing in the corner with her Wolfie paw-printed bum on flaming display for all to enjoy.

    Again, let me wish you Bday felicitations. That's FELICITATIONS, wisenheimer. Get your Wolfie mind out of the gutter. Your brain is already dirty enough, don't need to get it even messier rolling around on the ground like a bowling ball.

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  4. Happy day, and here's hoping for many, many more....cartoons, that is.
    Why....did something else happen this day?

    Dr. Ken
    :-)

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    1. Thanks, Doc! Why, yes, as a matter of fact, it was William Shatner's birthday! Leonard Nimoy's was four days later! They're both 80 now!!

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  5. Bree, what Larken said. Hee hee ;-)

    Michael! You have it all wrong. I am the one setting up the food table and giving Wolfie a rubdown after all that spanking. That is Season, Larken and Bree in the photo.
    And YOU get YOUR mind out of the gutter, Michael.

    I hope you had a great birthday, Wolfie.

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    1. Nope, Kaki, that's you first in line howling from Wolfie having rosened your lovely rear.

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  6. A lot of wonderful birthday wishes here. I hope you had a great birthday!

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    1. Thank you, Lea, it was very enjoyable!

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