WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

A Wolfie Proposal

Since our friends who enjoy conventional sex* are called "Vanilla," I propose that we Spankophiles now refer to ourselves as-- 


For rather obvious reasons.

Besides, the term "Strawberry" easily continues the ice cream metaphor!

You could put up icons like this in mainstream social media

and proclaim, "I'm very Strawberry!

I think that would be more easily understood than "I'm very cherry!"  
Not to disparage cherries, but  I personally like strawberries much, much better. 

Why, there would be a lot of cute and subtle ways you could announce your predilections and proclivities to the world!

And with the pleasantly homey association, the world at large would be less apt to balk!  In fact, they might even be inclined to grin and wink and think, "Aw, look at her adorable strawberry hiney!!" 


So whaddaya think?

 "Ah, the Strawberries~!!"

*By the by, is there really and truly any such thing as "Normal Sex?"  

Isn't that an oxymoron?

My laundry is now 30% brighter since I began using Oxymoron!


  1. Oh, I love that. I think that being strawberry is perfect. Especially since my bottom looks like a strawberry many days. I was trying to think up an oxymoron to use as a comment. it's just not happening. Must be time for bed. And again, love your artwork.

    1. Thank you very much, Blondie of the cute strawberry bottom!

      I bet I'm not the first one to have the Strawberry Idea, but I thought it should catch on. I've also been trying to get other people to exclaim "Holey Socks!" without success. Hopefully the Strawberry designation will do better.

      Season, at "Blossom and Thorn," has a favorite oxymoron: Top Logic.

    2. If I find one of my kids wearing holey socks, I always tell them that they don't have to go to church because they are already holy. Lol
      Dumb not clever but they use to laugh when they were little. As teens, nothing I say is funny

    3. I understand, Blondie! That's why it's fun to embarrass their socks off whenever you can, like pulling up in front of the school or mall blaring your music out the rolled-down windows and headbanging.

      In those years, I got to be a Cool D for about ten minutes when I told my son to play "Revolution Number Nine" from the White Album backwards on his computer.

    4. It's our job to embarrass our teens, a right of passage. Showed my husband your post, and he loved it.

    5. Thanks, Blondie! I'm very glad he did!

  2. Oh my -- those strawberry panties are adorable!!

    You know those red splotches we get sometimes? Dana Kane calls those "strawberries." :-) ♪ Strawberry Bottoms Forever! ♫

    1. Aren't they, Erica! Something new for your shopping list. I hope we see them on a Monday Report.

      Dana is terrific! I've always thought more Tops should take their lessons from her. Oh, hey, there's an oxymoron, too!

      LOL!! Now ONE of us is going to HAVE to write the full version of 'Strawberry Bottoms Forever!!"

  3. Strawberry Bottoms?!

    Don't you take them down
    To improve your view - pants are my shield
    From paddles you wield.
    There's nothing to get spanked about.
    "Strawberry Bottoms," no, never.

    Spanking is fate when I'm exposed.
    On this we often disagree.
    It's getting hard to be someone
    Who never would shout.
    I don't wanna go over your knee.

    Don't you pull me down,
    But you're going to. My panties are peeled.
    My fate is sealed.
    Now there is no doubt about
    Strawberry Bottoms, forever
    Strawberry Bottoms, no, never.
    Strawberry Bottoms, forever.

    Some people might prefer the soft pink of a peach…

    Very clever and fun post, DW!

    1. Standing Ovation!! Very nicely done, Larken!! In fact, it's peachy!! Thank you!

  4. Strawberry - I like it!
    Thanks for the laughs Wolfie!

    1. You're welcome, and thank you, Enzo!

      Cole Porter said, "Be a clown. Be a clown. Don'tcha know all the world loves a clown?"

      And yeah, I hope "Strawberry" catches on!

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    1. Thank you much, B & B! I hope so, too!
      Hey, I just thought, a lot of people already have the whipped cream handy!

  6. I like your idea. I believe the term "strawberry" is already in use, to denote an urban prostitute who trades her favours for cocaine.

    Regrets .........

    1. Thanks for the information, Hardwood-- I hadn't looked up the urban slang! But I bet that usage is not so common that we couldn't wrest it back for our better purpose!

  7. So cute, Dave ... ! I like the strawberry panties too.

    1. Thank you, Sheri!! Yeah, they kinda make me wanna take a nibble...