WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Showing posts with label mermaids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mermaids. Show all posts

Friday, February 24, 2017

Here's An Idea!

Cartoonists sometimes think alike, and it's fun to see the results!

For example, I did this guy chasing his wife around--



And a few years later I saw a remarkably similar drawing, except there's no bathbrush in sight. Oh, and sorry, but I don't have the information about it now, who did it or for what-- 




One Halloween, lovely and witty Larken wrote this gag for me--



and recently I saw an old Playboy cartoon with a similar theme!



And my pal NIK ZULA did this wonderful wolf girl OTK!



While we're in Monster Mode, here's Lyndal Ferguson's cartoon with the Creature From the Black Lagoon attending to a miscreant! 


On a parallel track, I also had Blacky LaGoon punish Julie for Sign Disregardation! 



Here's a WolfieToon from 2009 with a pretty funny idea, although I'm not so sure how well it was executed now.  



Anyway, that bit of classic comedy also occurred to Nik!  I think his 'toon is livelier


When I did THIS POST I didn't know Nik had done a mermaid getting her tail spanked, too!  Here 'tis!



And I'll rerun my mermaid from a few posts back!  




Speaking of Sea Creatures, the idea of eight slappy arms is irresistible to us!  

The Warner Bros Gang had an octopus smack Porky Pig in the 1936 cartoon "Fish Tales"--




But I bet you'll find Nik's and Wolfie's 'toons sexier!!   





And there are animals with other appendages good for spanking, too!

Mrs. Jumbo paddled the miscreant picking on her son in "Dumbo"--



But, again-- 






I like Nik's added political take!

If I think of some more later, you'll see 'em!


Thursday, January 12, 2017

More Mermaid Tails



Quoting poet Ogden Nash again

"Say not the mermaid is a myth
I knew one once named Mrs. Smith.
She stood while playing cards or knitting;
Mermaids are not equipped for sitting."

Not to be pugnacious, but aren't all mermaids "myths?"  Otherwise they'd be mermen.



Anyway, I'd done a bit about these fabulous creatures of lore before, but it's worth a revisit!  After all, they've been favorites for thousands of years, with any number of fine depictions-- like the marvelous one Glynis Johns did as the title character of "Miranda" in 1948!  



You can catch that flick on YouTube, by the way, and I recommend you do.  Kaki might tell you Glynis is really Mrs. Banks, the mom from "Mary Poppins."  And that's not wrong.  Funny thing is, "Mr. Banks," AKA David Tomlinson, is in "Miranda," too!

Now, someone told me once that the story of  the mermaid began when some ancient sailors, far too long at sea, mistook a manatee for a half-woman, half-fish.



Jeezus, those guys weren't just horny, they were terminally inflamed,   

Well, I don't think I believe that particular explanation.  Denizens of Faerie are separate from the natural world, whatever Animal Planet might try to tell you late at night.  .

Now, as to Mr. Nash's observation that mermaids have no hineys, that's been long argued, too!












Maybe one reason for this is not every guy is a Boob Man.


And a couple of us would like to solve the puzzle of how to spank a mermaid if she were indeed sans booty.





Some people have compromised, depicting mermaids with buttocks only when they take full human form, like Little Ronnie Howard had Daryll Hannah do in "Splash" --   



and as the Disney folks did in "The Little Mermaid"





Hey, look, now she can get her can spanked!!




Live-action portrayals, naturally, will have available bottoms.








Here's a cartoon by Russian artist Sveta Shubina that Harry featured in



And here is a ship's sculpture posed just right!


Now I bid you adieu and hope I've entertained and inspired!





Sunday, February 19, 2012

Fish Tails, Or, "Icthyosoreass"


THE MERMAID 

Ogden Nash (1902-1974) 

Say not the mermaid is a myth, 
I knew one once named Mrs. Smith. 
She stood while playing cards or knitting; 
Mermaids are not equipped for sitting.

I made the same point, albeit not so poetically, back at THIS POST, but it's interesting how often Mermaid Spanking Images show up anyway!

Now, we all grew up with merwomen, 



so, familiarity generally negates the notion that encountering such a creature would be pretty goddamn scary.




Perhaps that's the subtle psychology behind the desire to tame such Faerie Denizens.  Or maybe it's just that Spankophile Imaginations don't really need all that much encouragement 

Thus, the question becomes, where does the Fish End and the Girl Rear Appear? 



(Cartoon by Mike Maihack)

Of course, Ron Howard let us have both versions of Daryl Hannah in "Splash," and God bless him for it.



When the Disney Dudes decided to adapt Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid," the director told his designers and animators, "I don't want Ariel to look like a girl wearing a fish costume!"  So pains were taken to make her lower half authentically aquatic. 


However, that never stopped the aforementioned Spankophiles from depicting her over someone's lap in fish form.  I can't find any good images of that right now, but they're out there.  And Dean Yeagle had no problem whatsoever supplying Ariel with cute buttocks in this sketch for a fan:

  
Girls in Mermaid Suits With Cute Butts always reminds me of the opening of "THE GLASS BOTTOM BOAT,"  a 60's movie in which Doris Day swims onscreen to enchant the customers of her dad's (Arthur Godfrey!) tourist attraction.


Rod Taylor, fishing where he's not supposed to be, snags her mermaid tail and yanks it right off.  They have a heated exchange (ensuring, by romantic comedy rules, that they will end up together by movie's end) and Doris angrily turns tail and swims away.


As we were watching this pic on TV-- lo! so long ago-- my sister squealed with glee, "She's really NOT wearing a bottom!"  and I tried in vain to pierce the water's murkiness to see Doris's lovely naked behind.  I'm sure she was, in fact, wearing SOMETHING, but the notion of seeing Ms Day's uncovered derriere... intrigued me.  I had seen her fanny swatted in a couple of other pictures, and, as Clark Gable confirms in "Teacher's Pet," she had a lovely rump. 


Butt, I digress.

One of the first cartoons I found on-line was of this Old Salt solving our dilemma:



(By the way, Web-Ed has this over at "The Chicago Spanking Forum" on his HUMOR PAGE!)


Most Adult Parody Videos are pretty lame, however, Dallas and Company (As in, "Dallas Spanks Hard!") have created a pretty good one called "I Spank Lucy" that you can preview HERE!   It features Lucy in a show wearing a mermaid costume;  at least until this moment:




Endart did a cartoon returning us to the original idea called "Catch Of The Day."





There is a way around the Half Woman-Half Fish spanking problem that others have suggested;  here is my version:




There could be other problems there.  But, I dunno, she might be a pretty good kisser.