Paddled Duck!

Over at the forum for The Spanking Bloggers Network, Ian, who does the Yeowch Spanking Blog, was talking about the Kinky Googling people do!  Using the Stat Counter option to look at "recent keyword activity," he found a long list which included "Paddled Duck Spanked Tasty."


I don't know what that was supposed to uncover, and I wouldn't have looked for it myself, but I would feel bad if the next time someone searched for "Paddled Duck" or "Duck Paddling" there wasn't a chance they'd see this:

Now, there is a precedent of sorts for that, and from an actual Honest-To-Uncle-Walt Disney comic!

I think "Spanking Her Piggy" is one of those euphemisms that employ animal abuse terminology.  "Hey, don't go in there!  Grandma is spanking her piggy!"  "Oh, right!  Thanks!!" 

And now This Musical Interlude!