Jungle Heat!

Hey, there's a new Tarzan movie out now, "The Legend of Tarzan," and it's supposed to be pretty good!  I'll go catch the matinee this afternoon.

Saturday afternoons when I was a kid, the local TV station ran all the MGM Tarzan movies between seemingly interminable car dealer commercials with the screaming Yahoo dashing down the lot drawing prices on the car windshields. 

Surprisingly, I never read the original Edgar Rice Burroughs books until I was in my late thirties.  I read the first four, and then sort of lost interest before our hero started going to lost civilizations and all that.

And yes, not to ruin the joke, but the reason Tarzan didn't have a beard is that he used his knife (which compensating tool and a loincloth he, er, acquired from a hapless passing native as a young ape-man) to shave because he'd discovered he was a different animal than his simian companions and wanted to accentuate the difference!   You can never know too much trivia, it could win you money on TV or free drinks.

There have been, of course, a world of Tarzan illustrators since the early 1900's, and my favorites include Frank Frazetta--

--Burne Hogarth

--and Joe Kubert!

Bob Lubbers drew a nice scene for the newspaper strip--

--And I'll rerun my version for any of you who haven't seen it, or maybe would like to snicker at it again!

See ya later, swingers!!

Fireworks!

Happy Fourth, y'all--- and do remember to spank safely.

Everybody Loves--

Best Switches To The Brides!

I would be remiss if I didn't do something for all you June Brides.

And Peggy Brides.

And Lydia Brides.

Mary Brides.

Susie Brides.

Etc.

"STEEeeeeEEERIKE!"

The Boys of Summer are in full swing now, and so are these boys:

Oh, Teddy!

When I did this cartoon, called "Caught," five years ago--

I didn't know it was a "thing!"  Look what I've found on the web since!

(Hey, that's Drew Barrymore!!)

That last one is a possibly improved version of this page from "The Lonely Doll" by Dare Wright:

Now, I had done Bears spanking bottoms before--

(A woman in France at Stan/E's blog said the idea of that cartoon was good but the "design is particularly ugly"--  I don't really disagree, but I don't have to go and redraw it now, either! Ha!!)

--and I have seen bear bottoms getting spanked, too--

--but I didn't know teddy paddling was so ubiquitous an idea!

Any thoughts on that?

School Ends!

As the graduation season is upon us, I thought a couple of school-themed Wolfietoons would be apropos!

(Having to mention this is an admission of Cartoonist Failure, but there are three jokes going on with that li'l lab rat who is adjusting her spectacles for the spectacle.)

And the distaff class does seem intent on furthering their grasp of things. 

Was the impetus for that OTK Trip the young lady's lab work or her funny fashion faux pas?

There's always something up when these Imps are around!

All of which reminds me of the quote I encountered on the Web:  "Don't just seize the day, throw it right over your lap and give it a really good spanking!"

¡OLÉ! ¡¡Es tiempo para cerveza y azotainas!!

Actually, I prefer vino to cerveza.

I used to live in the Desert Southwest and should have known better, but I habitually confused Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) with Diez Y Seis de Septiembre (September 16th.)  Not because I'm calendar illiterate, but because of the Mexican holidays.

Cinco de Mayo is the celebration marking Mexico's unlikely victory over the supposedly superior invading French army during the Battle of Puebla in 1862.  Mexican Independence Day is September 16, and a really big deal!

I have that correct now?

¡Gracias!

Anyway, what better excuse reason for parties and paddles?!

¡¡Viva Los Nalgadas!!

(Oh, and if you're confused by that picture with Mel Blanc and Jack Benny or would just like to giggle at this again--)

Skirting The Problem!

My formative years were happily spent in the Dawning of the Miniskirt, and a little later, Hot Pants.  Let's think about those little skirts and dresses.

As a life-long spankophile, this seemed like a very good thing to me!

One of many blogs I love to peruse is Harry's  "VANILLA SPANKING"!  Last week he had a piece on this very topic-- read it HERE! -- and quoted a remark printed in the UK's "TV Times" in 1970.  The alleged mother of a teen girl said that a naughty girl in a miniskirt is "self-prepared for a spanking" when necessary!

Whaddayaknow.  That is the exact sentiment in one of the very first WolfieToons I ever put on the Web!  

I reworked that cartoon for "Discipline & Desire" later!

Here are some others with ladies who may or may not have thought to wind up over a lap when choosing the day's wardrobe!  

(Don Roberts draws a car better here!)

Minis can be Inadequate Coverage--

--So think twice before wearing your mini to work!  

Or to court!

(This is the very first WolfieToon that appeared at "Discipline & Desire!)

There are more where these came from!

Later, Gators!!

More Topical Tax 'Toons

Because humor helps the hurt:

I hope all goes well between you and the Infernal Revenue Service this time around!

EEK!

Didja know there are WolfieToons over on PINTEREST?

Well, there are, and it was Larken's idea!  Thank you, m'lady!

One of the things that pleases and amuses me about that is that a lot of the women over there who "like" and share my cartoons also feature boards on their Pinterest Pages about puppies and kittens and babies, fab clothes, recipes, travel photos, makeup tips, shoes, et al.   

Often as not, we spankophiles tend to "partition" our interests on-line.  In my case, it's to avoid embarrassment for my young and/or uninitiated relatives, because otherwise,  I'm rather proud of my WolfieWork!  Most of it, anyway. 

So it's refreshing to see these young women, moms, and grannies put it all up there, as if to say, "I have lots of personality facets, and some of them are sexual and humorously kinky!  So there!"

I mentioned this to Larken, who said, "There should be a word for that, you know, like Spanknilla!"

That's brilliant!  I'm going to start using it.

And, of course, "Spanknilla," to me, sounded something like--

(Click for a bigger, better view!)

Account For Yourself!

Ah, the You-Better-Have-Your-Taxes-Done Deadline approacheth- and if you go get professional help, be aware: