A Cartoon Spanking Frenzy? Oaky Doaks!!

You gotta go over to  SPK COMICS and read this Oaky Doaks series!  I'll put the link below. 

Yes, that's a version of King Arthur, Merlin the wizard, and Queen Guinevere, who is getting a fine bottom-warming from that Li'L Abner of Camelot, Oaky Doaks! 

I never saw Oaky in the papers--it ran from 1935 (nearly two years before "Prince Valiant") until 1961.  It's been praised as genuinely funny, well written by Bill McCleery, and superbly drawn by R.B. Fuller. It featured the adventures of a lunkhead named Oaky who decided on his own to be one of King Arthur's knights, made a suit of armor from his pop's tin shed, and rode off into often anachronistic adventures on their plow horse.  

In this particular run, the wicked Morgan le Fay (you heard of her, right?) dopes the dope with what is supposed to be an enslaving love potion, but instead, it turns Oaky into a mild misogynist, and he turns every woman he encounters over his knee.  

Not all the women necessarily deserve their spankings-- but some do!

And some-- 

Now, admittedly there's some 1940's Chauvinism in here, but I think the humor outweighs it.

HERE'S THE LINK!


When you click on the strips, they get nice and big and legible!

"Afterwards!"

Oh!

Larken asked, "So where are the FROZEN PEAS?"

Y'know, she didn't really look like she was suffering much, so I didn't think about it!  But, here ya go!!

Hey!

You Know What?

PENGUIN 

 BUTT!!

Hey, Wolfie! Stop Screwing Around With Other People's Artwork!!

The Navy and the Mermaid!

Sounds like one of those drive-in movies from the 60's, huh?

Last post, ENZO expressed surprise that there wasn't a Mermaid WolfieToon!

Well,now there is!

Enjoy!!

More Mermaid Tails

Quoting poet Ogden Nash again

"Say not the mermaid is a myth

I knew one once named Mrs. Smith.

She stood while playing cards or knitting;

Mermaids are not equipped for sitting."

Not to be pugnacious, but aren't all mermaids "myths?"  Otherwise they'd be mermen.

Anyway, I'd done a bit about these fabulous creatures of lore before, but it's worth a revisit!  After all, they've been favorites for thousands of years, with any number of fine depictions-- like the marvelous one Glynis Johns did as the title character of "Miranda" in 1948!  

You can catch that flick on YouTube, by the way, and I recommend you do.  Kaki might tell you Glynis is really Mrs. Banks, the mom from "Mary Poppins."  And that's not wrong.  Funny thing is, "Mr. Banks," AKA David Tomlinson, is in "Miranda," too!

Now, someone told me once that the story of  the mermaid began when some ancient sailors, far too long at sea, mistook a manatee for a half-woman, half-fish.

Jeezus, those guys weren't just horny, they were terminally inflamed,   

Well, I don't think I believe that particular explanation.  Denizens of Faerie are separate from the natural world, whatever Animal Planet might try to tell you late at night.  .

Now, as to Mr. Nash's observation that mermaids have no hineys, that's been long argued, too!

Maybe one reason for this is not every guy is a Boob Man.

And a couple of us would like to solve the puzzle of how to spank a mermaid if she were indeed sans booty.

Some people have compromised, depicting mermaids with buttocks only when they take full human form, like Little Ronnie Howard had Daryll Hannah do in "Splash" --   

and as the Disney folks did in "The Little Mermaid"

Hey, look, now she can get her can spanked!!

Live-action portrayals, naturally, will have available bottoms.

Here's a cartoon by Russian artist Sveta Shubina that Harry featured in

 THIS VANILLA SPANKING POST!

And here is a ship's sculpture posed just right!

Now I bid you adieu and hope I've entertained and inspired!

Just Fur Fun!

So here's Tex Avery's Junior giving my ex-wife a bear bottom-spanking.

(Now, just so there's no misunderstanding, this is all for laughs, there is no animosity at all between my former spouse and me!  

Could she use a nice spanking?  Well, sure, I think so.  Maybe she's had one, or a few.  

She did say once, "That's your fantasy, not mine!" but then again, she also whispered in my ear once, "Ooh, you're right, that IS arousing!"  And I had hard evidence that she did enjoy being over my lap from time to time.  She certainly enjoyed doing it to get me all hot and bothered!)

Post Holiday Stress Relief!

Hiya, gang!

To help you find your peace again, to soothe and calm those jangled nerves, I give you a topical and therapeutic Wolfie Coloring Page!  

You can pop it into whatever graphics program you have, or maybe even better, you can print it out to apply colored pencils, crayons. pens, paints, markers, glue and glitter, or various flavors of Jell-O Pudding!  

Be creative and enjoy yourself!!

And also-- Winter Is Back!!  At least where I live! It's FREAKIN' COLD again! 

 And that means---  Wolfie Cocoa!!

A Cupped Hand of Kindness Yet, For Auld Lang Syne!

I hope you get to celebrate the start of the year with someone you love--

whether you're a home booty, er, I mean homebody-- 

Or a party-goer! 

Switching You the Best!

  

  

It's Almost Xmas And It's Also Very Darn Cold!!

Santa spies a spankin'!!

And Jack spanks up a storm with his Fairy Accomplice, proving there's no business like Snow Business!!