"Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce!"
"Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!"
"That's a strange expression, Bruce!"
"Well, Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. 'It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, Your Majesty!' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself."
"She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up!"
And, speaking of toasty buns: