WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, November 21, 2020

Meanwhile, Across The Web--

 If you've missed the "Poser"-program cartoons done by Phil "Overbarrel," here's a chance to catch up a bit!  


Click these blue letters for the Overbarrel Spanking Toons Blog!

Sadly, Phil is struggling with ALS, and unable to produce new work.  But, with loving attention and care from everyone around, first and foremost from his lovely and remarkable wife, his kids and grandkids, and splendid service from the V.A. and their incredible technology, he is in good hands, and has been able to re-post past presentations!

The latest was the series he did for our Springrose's birthday sometime back, featuring that Resourceful Masked Man of the Plains!  Here are three from it:

(It runs "backwards," on the blog, so now you can follow it properly!)

Another was a celebration of couples who began spanking in their high school years and kept going through married life-- "Then And Now!"

And there's even some Halloween Magic!


Phil's dialogue has always been intended to augment and complete the fantasy!


So, enjoy!  And if I could persuade yo to leave a short comment there, too, that would be exceptional!

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Bare And There!

 You remember that late one night, Macbeth intoned, 

"Is this a derriere I see before me,

unclad before my hand?  Come, let me clutch thee."

If you don't, I may have got some of the words wrong.  

But I do know that Hamlet said that one could quiet things down by taking up a bare bottom.  Or, maybe it was "bare bodkin," I was thinking of something else at that moment.

(Any resemblance between WolfieToon characters and actual actors Kenneth Branagh and David Caruso is entirely likely to be undetectable.  But-- Horatio Caine!  Get it?) 

Anyway, this post will feature WolfieToons featuring unclad buttocks, denuded behinds, and bare bottoms.  If  that's a rare thing in my cartoons, it's because doing it that way gives it more -- impact!



This early one was a favorite of the late and loved editor of "Discipline & Desire,  Reesa Roberts, and a lot of other people, too.  I've even seen it on YouTube!




Naturally, Delectable Derrieres Au Natural come in all sizes!




And occur for all kinds of reasons!






The main thing is, everyone wants a happy ending!





Sunday, October 18, 2020

Like The Cole Porter Lyric!

 "'Cause if, Baby, I'm the Bottom, you're the Top!"

You may not recognize Cary, Constance, and Jennifer from my caricature attempt  😁 ,

but here ya go!



Thursday, August 20, 2020

Time For Reeling and Writhing and Rhythm Tic

 Thankfully there are responsible, sensible, and caring adults who are putting thought into how to keep our schoolchildren safe and healthy this fall semester, in spite of a severe lack of any of that (not even a hint!) from the federal dunderheads whose job that is supposed to be!

Thus, topically and Top-ically, WolfieToons from previous Geological Strata:









Tuesday, August 11, 2020

It's Larken's Birthday!

 This one time, but not in band camp, I gave Larken this Birthday Button:



And she wore it all day!

No.

Yes, she did, and got seven offers!

No. 

Maybe it was five.

One really good one.

And she wrote this WolfieToon, A Revised Antediluvian Tale:



In which I deliberately hid everything of any prurient interest!  Ha, take that!  

But it reminds me of another True Story:  Larken once appeared live on stage as Eve!

Really?

Yes, and they did Authentic Costuming

What?

All Natural!  Or is that, "au natural."

Now you have committed a Fibhood.

No indeed, I heard it from Randy Beaman's cousin Harry!



I'm just wild about Harry, and so is Larken.  Here's Wild Harry now:




Happiest Birthday, Querida!


Here's a song parody she wrote;  whoever does the best Dean Martin, call me, and we'll record it!


THAT'S AMORE

by Larken


(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)


When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!


When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay,

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!


When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey!"

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!


You're an angel all day, and you just want to play,

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!




Thursday, August 6, 2020

FOooooore! play

Many of the men of my family play golf.  But not I. 

So when these drawings from the redoubtable Frank Frazetta popped up, I began to wonder what I might be missing!





Especially if I got good enough to coach!




As a topper, this has nothing to do with golf, but I thought you'd enjoy this Frank Frazetta image, too!



Thursday, July 30, 2020

Whozat?

Wolfies do what Wolfies do.

I'm no Mort Drucker, no Jack Davis, nor a Tom Richmond;  I'm unskilled at caricature, but I sometimes try, just for the helluvit!

By the way, I'm re-writing this post from last night because I decided to explain WHO these characters are supposed to resemble!  Adding to the confusion, there was rarely any germane reason for the choices!

For instance, here's Christopher Lee (ish) instructing a class in his wonderful, deep, mellifluous voice:




Then again, if you're looking to cast a classy, British-accented, imposing, subtly scary fella as the Instructor, Mr. Lee is pretty good choice!


Don't know if this looks all that much like Elwood P. Dowd as portrayed by Jimmy Stewart, but I got that Pooka Rabbit Harvey just right!! 




Behold!  Some Actual Slapstick!!

This version of "The Great Stoneface" Buster is somewhere between his silent movie comedy prime and his appearances in "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum," and all those stupid 60's A.I.P. Beach Movies!  

(By the way, when this was new, Springrose's reaction was funnier than the cartoon itself!  She said to me, "Hey, I like the rump on that gal!!"  😃 )




I don't recall if I was really trying to caricature Buffalo Bob Smith of early Kid TV Show fame, or was just employing his costume for the gag here! 

But I seen my Doody and I done it. 





Did Sean ever make a remark in any movie about crackers in bed?  Probably not, so there was no reason to attempt his face here, other than to see if anyone would say anything!  

I just took license.  (One of the nine "double-0's" available.)




However, casting Ol' Walter Brennan as Ol' Pop Sizzle made perfect sense here!  He fit the role so well, like the Real McCoy!

(And only More Mature Persons or Rerun TV Addicts will get that lame joke.)  




That's All, Folks!



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