WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Tuesday, February 14, 2023

"That's Amore!" Version By Larken!

(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!) 

When the moon hits his eye 'cause you're over his thigh,
That's amore!
When he makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine,
That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,
But they'll sing a capella !
Imps will prance, they will dance, without pants,
Like a hot Tarantella!


When your Top is Old School and he makes a new rule,
That's amore!
When you dance on his lap with each loud, ouchy slap,
You're in love!
When you're spanked 'til you gleam,
It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay,
'Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankali,
That's amore!


When his spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply,
That's amore!
When his brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line,
That's amore!
Tops will say, "Imps obey!"
You might stray, and 'cause you're not Vanilla,
You'll be tipped,
Over all the way, 
Spanked without delay,
He's a real Toppy fella!


You're an angel all day, and you just want to play,
'That's amore!
Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,
You're in love!
When  your life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!
You lie over his knee and you're spanked happily.
That's amore!




Sunday, February 12, 2023

The Daring Pair

 Larken says, "You mean they've already been late once?!  Yep, they are totally, absolutely, no doubt about it, in charge!  Those women can make things happen!  I'm not going to say anything about their judgement..."



Thursday, February 2, 2023

"UH-OH! There's That BEAR Again!"

 I'd bet twenty-seven thousand dollars and fifteen cents that at some point you've gone to your favorite search engine, typed in some version of "Goldilocks Gets Spanked," and have seen any number of stories, drawings, cosplay photos and videos-- even a couple of WolfieToons, like THESE OLD ONES, or A NEWER ONE HERE!

For those of us for whom playful erotic spanking has always been a thing from childhood on, Naughty Goldie is pretty obvious.

But-- this might be a new wrinkle!




Saturday, January 21, 2023

(Tarzan Yell!)

 I am perusing right now a remarkably thick and detailed biography of Edgar Rice Burroughs!  

I doubt he would have approved of this Wolfie Parody, but you might:



Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Here We Come A-Caroling

This afternoon the guy on the Classical Music Station said "Carols are dance music."

I never knew that!  But, look:

"The word carol is derived from the Old French word carole, a circle dance accompanied by singers (in turn derived from the Latin choraula).  Carols were very popular as dance songs from the 1150s to the 1350s, after which their use expanded as processional songs sung during festivals, while others were written to accompany religious Mystery-plays (such as the "Coventry Carol," written before 1534)."

--William J. Phillips, Carols: Their Origin, Music, and Connection with Mystery-Plays (Routledge, 1921, Read Books, 2008) p.24

Didn't know you were gonna pick up some esoteric knowledge just looking for cute li' cartoon butts, didja?

I bet this Carol will be doing a little dance herself: