Book Larnin'

This tome evidently has a strong emotional content.

Or else our fair maiden is reacting to the exorbitant cost of college texts.

Or maybe there's something else going on?

I couldn't imagine what, so let's slice on over to "Discipline and Desire" to examine the question.

And while there, take note of the five snippets of salacious stories for "D&D" members this week, and, by all means, after studying "The Canterbury Tales" over coffee (that would be your cup and Chaucer) relax with the free "D&D" book chapters for all to enjoy!  

I particularly like the sassy, sexy, somehow vulnerable lass in Dulcie Taylor's "The Last Conquest," and you can meet the Knights of Knee (OK, that's just WolfiePunnery) in Chula Stone's first chapter of "Your Smile Come Morning."

Now where did I leave my hickory stick?

Uniformity

And Lo!  Another school year is upon us!  And to celebrate, here is a "Discipline and Desire" WolfieToon from six years ago:

Speaking of  "Discipline and Desire",  and characters in uniform, this week's update features a new WolfieToon with a new adventure strip character:  

(Any resemblance to any other colorful adventure strip characters is strictly coincidental and parodic in nature.)  

There are five snappy snippets of the stories "D&D" members get this week to whet your appetite, and two entirely free "D&D" story chapters for everyone to enjoy that may involve even more wetness!  ("Can I get a wetness?!")  

Barbara tells you the first part of "Beth's Story," and Mandy Rogers details some of "The Appalachian Cure!" 

Enjoy, and be on time for class, or else-- YOU know!! 

Whodat??

I based this character on a famous person.

Spanko Sparx, of the Sparx Brothers!.

No, I'm kidding...

It's Horny Smurf.

And you'll see the reason for that lascivious leer at the new "Discipline and Desire" update!

There are also five free samples of this week's fare for D&D members, and two free chapters of the D&D books everybody gets to read and wiggle!  Jessica Wallace and Michelle Carlyle will show you how apt is the name "Discipline... and... Desire!!" 

You have been warned.

"How Hot Is It?"

It's so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer...

It's so hot squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts...

And (Thank you, Mr. Carson!) it's so hot I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog!

And if you think THIS looks hot--

--you should see the other indicator in the new WolfieToon at this week's "Discipline and Desire" update!

The sizzling snippets show what members get this time, and I promise you'll be carried away by  the two free chapters from the "D&D" books:

Maren features a debate about spanking your wife in front of the class... oops, wait-- in class, there is a debate about wife spanking-- in the first chapter of "How To Live Without a Man," and Deborah Plum brings a credit fantasy to life in "Behavior Modification!"  Hmmm, late fees....

Dig it!!