Kinky Vampires, and the Monkees Sing "Shades of Gray"

I'll be talking about shades of gray here, but this week's WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE" is very colorful, with cute butterflies and a cute butt. 

Erica Scott is featuring a video of Ellen Degeneres reading "Fifty Shades of Gray," the purportedly erotic bestseller based on the "Twilight" vampire series.  Check it out HERE, it's brilliant.

I found out about "Gray" from an article in TIME magazine and I thought to myself, "How did a mediocre piece of fan-fiction with attempts at describing erotic spanking and such become a national phenomenon, while any story appearing at "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE" each week is better written and certainly more authentic?  How could "D&D" get its proper due?"

Any thoughts would be welcome, and I'll pass 'em on to Editor Reesa Roberts and the "D&D" authors.  

I recall, to repeat what I told Erica, when my literary ex, who was going through an enjoyably active erotic phase, discovered the three "Sleeping Beauty" books that Anne Rice wrote under the pen-name "A.N. Roquelaure."  There's some pun there I've forgotten.  I always remember the name as "Roquefort," because the "Sleeping Beauty" books were kinda cheesy.   

However, I do have to give Anne credit, because she said, in print, that her only reason for writing the "Beauty" series was to create "a good one-handed read."  She apparently went into an "adult" bookstore and bought a bunch of fetish books and magazines for research, and the tangled plot of the "Beauty" books did try to explore and explain the BDSM psychology.  

But the actual thing did very little for me, what with people hanging all night on stone dildos in the hall and such.  Ew.  That was also the first time I heard about "pony girls," because I don't get out much.  The spanking scenes weren't bad, and By Gum., it did cause my ex to want to do some empirical research of her own.  I hope her bottom still remembers, wink!!  

So since Vampire Kink seems to be in vogue (possibly in Vogue, too, I'll have to look) here is a somewhat sloppy WolfieToon that was in "ARILD'S MOVIE SPANKING YAHOO GROUP!"

(Disclaimer:  "WolfieToons" are entirely fictional and any resemblance to actual vampires, dead or undead, and actual cute round bottoms, punctured or not, is entirely coincidental.)

And if you never heard the song in the title for this post, here ya go:

See Ya!