Instructional

Here is an older WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" that I found wandering around by itself on the dangerous InterWebs.  

Of course, I knew to take its hand, lead it home, smack its little bottom, and then give it hugs and kisses.

But there are some fellas new to this sort of thing, so it helps to have it all down in a convenient place.

(Don't know how the line drawing here got reproduced looking like gum-wrapper chains, to use Springrose's phrase, but I'm not gonna go back and fix it now!)

Cerealsy, Now! By Larken!

It's a well known fact that chickens like corn.  Which is why so many flock around here.  It's a flocked-up blog.

And by sheer happenstance, one of those cocks, making an appearance in the new WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week, bears a slight resemblance to an advertising icon for a breakfast food corn product, 

which provoked this response from Larken!     

Hiya, WolfeMan!  How's Trix?  

I love this toon!    I'd much rather be woken up with Sugar Smacks on my rear than a crow in my ear!    OK, maybe a whappity whap...   Look at her smiling...    Corn Flakes can wait.    On second thought, maybe I'd rather be seduced by someone's Lucky Charms    and have something toasted...    Just for Kix.  He'd say, "Honey Comb here for some Wackies, 

 and then some of Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize."   

And Post Toasties we'd be all Grins & Smiles & Giggles & Laughs.  

And I don't want any of that Vanilla Crunch!    Isn't it interesting that Vanilla Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize comes with puzzle cards, 

 but non-vanilla, er, Chocolate, comes with a ruler?!  

Very clever toon, I LIKE it!  And, gees, I know there's a Cock-A-Doodle Something joke in there somewhere...  I'm sure you'll find it sooner or later...   

Cheerio, DW!!

Quite a review, huh?!  Bet she was feeling her oats!!  Thanks, Larken, you're a doll!  

Say, if you've already read your cereal box, check out the free chapters of these "D&D" stories:      the start of  "NETWORKED" by Belle, and  the start of Nattie Jone's e-book, "Spanked With Care: A Sanders Spanking Center Book!"   But be careful, I disclaim any responsibility for  choking involving cereal or chickens.

Kimberly's Complicated Craftsmanship

This is Kimberly Ann Thomas.  She signs her artwork "KAT."

The top of Kimberly's latest work looks like this.

There seems to be some less-than-subtle statement there.  

The Top in her picture is a butthead??  Now we know the result of such a remark, spoken or graphically depicted.

But is she truly surprised or alarmed? 

  

Anyway, you can see the whole darn thing and more at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Plus, this week's Free Bits start Jennifer Somersby's "THE TWO CHARLEYS." and Mandy Rogers's "FIRST AND FOREVER LOVE!"

Don't be cheated by crappy fan fiction inexplicably getting national attention when you can enjoy the real deal!!

Wolfie Says.

She's Got Freckles On Her!

The woman featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" reminds me of a song !

Here's the song by Larry Vincent:

And here's a later version recorded by the Four Vagabonds.  I don't think the lyrics are as intelligible, but I really like the vocal play!

Speaking of play, there are three free chapters over at "D&D" this week-- 

"THE MONCRIEF WITCHES" by Katrina

From "LEGAL BRIEFS: OVER THE KNEE JUSTICE," Chapter One of "The Bodyguard" by Celeste Jones

And also from Celeste,  the start of "TWENTY-ONE DAYS TO A BETTER ATTITUDE!" 

Enjoy!

Reactionary

That woman might be reacting to my remark that Mickey must've seen this week's "DISCIPLINE AND DESIRE" UPDATE!

"He must've seen--??"

"OH, WOLFIE, THAT'S A NAUGHTY JOKE!!"

Yes.  And for God's sake, don't ruin it by explaining it.