It's a well known fact that chickens like corn. Which is why so many flock around here. It's a flocked-up blog.
And by sheer happenstance, one of those cocks, making an appearance in the new WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" this week, bears a slight resemblance to an advertising icon for a breakfast food corn product,
which provoked this response from Larken!
Hiya, WolfeMan! How's Trix?
I love this toon! 
I'd much rather be woken up with Sugar Smacks on my rear than a crow in my ear! 
OK, maybe a whappity whap... Look at her smiling... Corn Flakes can wait. 
On second thought, maybe I'd rather be seduced by someone's Lucky Charms 
and have something toasted... 
Just for Kix. He'd say, "Honey Comb here for some Wackies,
I'd much rather be woken up with Sugar Smacks on my rear than a crow in my ear! OK, maybe a whappity whap... Look at her smiling... Corn Flakes can wait. On second thought, maybe I'd rather be seduced by someone's Lucky Charms and have something toasted... Just for Kix. He'd say, "Honey Comb here for some Wackies, 
and then some of Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize." 
And Post Toasties we'd be all Grins & Smiles & Giggles & Laughs. 
And I don't want any of that Vanilla Crunch! 
Isn't it interesting that Vanilla Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize comes with puzzle cards,
Isn't it interesting that Vanilla Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize comes with puzzle cards, 
but non-vanilla, er, Chocolate, comes with a ruler?!
Very clever toon, I LIKE it! And, gees, I know there's a Cock-A-Doodle Something joke in there somewhere... I'm sure you'll find it sooner or later...
Cheerio, DW!!
Cheerio, DW!!
Quite a review, huh?! Bet she was feeling her oats!! Thanks, Larken, you're a doll!
Say, if you've already read your cereal box, check out the free chapters of these "D&D" stories: the start of "NETWORKED" by Belle, and the start of Nattie Jone's e-book, "Spanked With Care: A Sanders Spanking Center Book!" But be careful, I disclaim any responsibility for choking involving cereal or chickens.
Great toon and great response by Larken! I've never heard of most of those cereals.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Lea!
DeleteI hadn't heard of Wackies or Mr. Wonderfull's Surprize, either! I think they'll go the way of "Twinkles," the alleged oat cereal covered with white gunk that I hated even when I was a kid; I only made Mom get it because it had a punch-out comic in the back of the box featuring Twinkles the Elephant!
Nice job, Larken. I saw the free ruler on the box too, I hope it wasn't one of those infamous flexirulers I hear so much about. :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? Hanging out here has made me a cereal punner. See? Argh!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, DW! :-)
Kaki, ALL rulers are bad!
Tsk, tsk, now, Larken, History teaches us that there have been are some fine and benevolent rulers. You will remember that once I tune up my hickory stick. Puns show you have an adroit and agile mind.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of the flexiruler, Kaki, however, the Cereal Corporation might hesitate to bury it in the box lest it be consumed by unwary consumers. Then again, that might have more nutritional value than the actual cereal.