Here's the pink bottom featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"
Honestly, I've lost count, but Editor Reesa Roberts says I've done over 370 cartoons for "D&D!" That's a lot of pink bottoms!
Although, sometimes, to be different and funny, a WolfieToon might show no bottom at all, nor even any actual spankage, but evoke your imagination instead!
And sometimes, the only thing showing in a WolfieToon is a Lovely Bottom. That's so the female viewers might imagine themselves in the picture, or the male viewers can relish the view, or maybe so Wolfie can do a cartoon quickly to meet a deadline. (Shhh, that last factor is just between you and me, don't tell nobody.)
Anyway, there's another batch of titillating tales and titillated tails at "D&D" today, including Free Samples (and you don't even have to dig through glucose-covered cereal to get to 'em!) -- go South of the Border with Jordan Grace in Chapter the First of "HEAVEN," and out t'th' ranch with Judith McLaren for the start of "VENGENCE CREEK!"
Now I gotta go get this week's cartoon inked, there're faces and stuff this time!
Wolfie, I can tell you right now, sticking her tongue out at the nice man with the paddle is not going to bode well for her. I may know that from experience but I'll never tell. *zips lips*
ReplyDeleteWhy, Kaki, we'd never ask you to tell on yourself! You can just send along the pictures!!
DeleteWow. The Imp in this cartoon must be hungry for a taste of something ouchy. Could she have worse timing?! I think she might end up (!) with her own special starry kind of night - at least if you're drawing it, DW! :-)
ReplyDeleteKaki, you should write a book. You know, just from your observations; not any empirical research , or anything. ;-)
Yes, "Fifty Raids A Day," the collected stories of a notorious Internet Impster and Her Followers and the Dire Consequences that resulted could be an epic tome!
Delete(Strums the guitar) Starry, starry night! Make her fanny pink and bright! Look out now, her bum's aflame, and aye, she knows that smartass pays a toll!
Sir,
ReplyDeleteAmazing panty bottom, I just so want to spank it!
Thanks
Ron
Why, thanks, Ron! I could steal the line from painter Pierre-Auguste Renoir and say, "When I've drawn a woman's bottom so that I want to spank it, the WolfieToon is done!" Many thanks!
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ReplyDeleteThree Hundred and Seventy pink bottoms?! Holy frigging fuchsia, SuperToonMan!
I'll bet you need a new pink crayon, DW. ;-)
"Friggin' Fuchsia!!" ROFL!! Why, yes, and "Spank Me Pink" is just the shade for which I strive, you doll!
DeleteNow I hear Robert Preston singing, "Three Hundred and Seventy Pink Bottoms led the Imp Parade!"
DeleteIs spankage a real word?
ReplyDeleteLarken, is that an invitation to come to your place and take notes? ;-)
Yes, Kaki, "spankage" is a real word. "And Behold! The Tops didst overknee the Imps in the fields of Panzer Down, beside the great Boun Sea Bottom, and spankage filled the land with the pink glow of ouchternal bumset." -- The Book of Deuheranatomy, Chapter 69.
DeleteLOL!
DeleteUm... DW... I wish you wouldn't quote the Holey Paddle Bible. Those evangelical types might get hold of it and there wouldn’t be a pristine bottom left untouched.
Yeah, sorry, what did you say? You mentioned touching bottoms and I was distracted.
DeleteGreat toon! Why are tops so against sticking out the tongue? That and the eye roll. Geez, get over it people!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Lea!
DeleteWe are only seeking your best interests, as always, to ensure that your lovely tongues never encounter any accidental incisor damage. Then they may be put to better use.
You know, like singing.
Kaki! Well, er, ah... What makes you think there's anything going on here that's noteworthy? I'm good, I tell you. Good as can be.
ReplyDeleteMostly. ;-)
Mm Hm. (Turns to the side) Thereby hangs a tail, Kaki, and we know know whose, eh? So you should indeed bring your notebook to Larken's abode, and I will take along a sketchbook and digital movietaker for illustration reference for your forthcoming nonfiction spankage bestseller.
DeleteWhat?! I blame you, Kaki! I can't believe you drove that bus all the way over here! :-P
DeleteSorry, Larken, I didn't realize I was taking my photo crew, butt since there was room on the bus.
Deletebtw, you must live near Panzer Down, because I don't live too far from Boun Sea Bottom. *rolls eyes* I didn't get that the first one or two times I read it, I need to wait until I'm tired and loopy (or in this case, lupey) to catch the puns. dang! I dropped it.
"Lupey!!" That's very good, Kaki! Or should that be Little Satin Loopy Lu?
DeleteThe Photogs on the bus never make a frown! Never make a frown! Never make a frown! The Photogs on the bus never make a frown, watchin' Larken spanked!!
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