If lovely Larken's fantasy had been true, the world would be a much different place!
According to Shel Silverstein, there might even be unicorns.
In any case, you can see her fine fancy and my delineation this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"
The stories this week include Penny getting spanked in her pajamas (well, technically, without her pajamas)-- Gabby time traveling to trouble-- Dovey feeling very warm down south, out west-- Denise with a warm popo in the dojo-- and Tana getting a tanning!
Enjoy!
Now that would've made for a very different Bible story. Great toon!
ReplyDeleteVerily, yea, Lea! Glad you got a grin from it, and thank you!
DeleteHappy Birthday, Herr Wolfe! Wishing you many more to come.
ReplyDeleteI'm really tired so if these don't rhyme, please excuse me I don't have time.
Today is Wolfie's birthday,
So everyone come out and play.
For his 'toons we all give thanks,
For all the girls he gives us spanks.
There once was a 'toonist named Dave,
Who spanked girls in his cave.
He painted their bottoms red,
Kissed, then sent them to bed.
And made them promise to behave.
Happy Birthday, DW!
ReplyDeleteLook! Kaki is waiting for you to give her your birthday spanking!
:-O Look! Is that a bus Larken is driving?
ReplyDeleteLarken, I think we are going to have to take turns if he is counting in dog years. ;-)
I wish I could change that last line from
ReplyDeleteFor all the girls he gives us spanks.
to
To all the girls he gives spanks.
At almost 2am it sounded better. :-)
Hey Dave,
ReplyDeleteYour palindromic title can be extended by two words in the middle and still remain a palindrome! "Madam, in Eden I'm Adam."
By Gum, O, you're right! I hadn't heard that version! Did he follow that introduction by noting, "Sex at noon taxes?"
DeleteHappy Birthday, DW!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, DW. Happy Birthday to you.
Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Just in case you didn't notice, Davey Wavey.
Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking.
How old are you now? How old are you now? How old are you, Herr Wolfe?
*GASP!* Wait! Herr Wolfe! *WORRIED*
Ummm...How old are you? Yooouu, yooouuu are not a werewolf, are you? *worried* YIKES! *bree runs away*
Moi? Driving a bus? Why, are you missing your keys? :-)
ReplyDeleteGreat rhyme Kaki! And he's not counting in dog years; he's really that old! :-O
Not so fast, Bree. Kaki's first, then you. I'm too innocent to be spanked. ;-)
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
ReplyDeleteAnd frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,
Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.
Oh…
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.
Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale.
Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.
Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;
Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;
But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.
Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;
The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.
His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.
Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon.
He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;
We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Happy Birthday, DW!
Yea!! Larken, that was wonderful. My favorite part is where you say you are going to take all his birthday spankings, and naughty girl spankings, and ...... ;-)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, DW. Season and I hope all your bday wishes come true, and knowing you they start with you invoking Top Logic and delegating your birthday whacks to a number of imps starting with little miss Larken getting the first 25. Followed by naughty Kaki receiving the next 25 then Bree taking 25 hard smacks for you and finishing with Season receiving the concluding 25 plus 1 extra for luck and a bum pinch to grow an inch. Pretty good stamina for a guy celebrating his 100th. Here's to another 100, Dave. :)
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