This one time, but not in band camp, I gave Larken this Birthday Button:
And she wore it all day!
No.
Yes, she did, and got seven offers!
No.
Maybe it was five.
One really good one.
And she wrote this WolfieToon, A Revised Antediluvian Tale:
In which I deliberately hid everything of any prurient interest! Ha, take that!
But it reminds me of another True Story: Larken once appeared live on stage as Eve!
Really?
Yes, and they did Authentic Costuming
What?
All Natural! Or is that, "au natural."
Now you have committed a Fibhood.
No indeed, I heard it from Randy Beaman's cousin Harry!
I'm just wild about Harry, and so is Larken. Here's Wild Harry now:
Happiest Birthday, Querida!
Here's a song parody she wrote; whoever does the best Dean Martin, call me, and we'll record it!
THAT'S AMORE
by Larken
(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)
When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh
That's amore!
When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine
That's amore!
Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,
But they'll sing a cappella!
Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants
Like a hot tarantella!
When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,
That's amore!
When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,
You're in love!
When you're spanked 'til you gleam
It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay,
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli
That's amore!
When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply
That's amore!
When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line
That's amore!
Tops will say, "Imps obey!"
You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,
You'll be tipped,
Over all the way,
Spanked without delay,
He's a real Toppy fella!
You're an angel all day, and you just want to play,
That's amore!
Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,
You're in love!
When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!
You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,
That's amore!
Birthday spankings are a tradition that must be preserved Dave so don't let us down!
ReplyDeleteI took a Folklore class in college (speaking of Antediluvian things) and was going to do a paper on teh history of birthday spankings, but there just wasn't enough information that I could find! Thanks, Glen'!
DeleteThank you, DW!
ReplyDeleteWhat button?... I don't remember any button...
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Button, button, who's got the button?? ;-)
DeleteHappy birthday to Larken! Clever! Very clever! Great gift! :)
ReplyDeleteBack in the day birthday spankings were a thing! Lol
Love all the violet hints in the garden!
Thank you, Minielle! Purple is a fabulous color!
DeleteHooray for Larken! Happy birthday and here's to toasty warm celebrations!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Bonnie, and cheers! You know, your blog was one of the first, if not the first, that Larken investigated and enjoyed when looking up our predilection when the Web was newer!
DeleteLet's keep the birthday spankings alive it's a tradition I remember back in the 80s. You saw those buttons being worn all the time in bars by women. And tishirts. Hats and stickers I was lucky enough to have seen some of them
ReplyDeleteBeing born in bars. God bless birthday spankings
Amen, 'TomT.!
DeleteI never saw any of those buttons! One time I was a sort of M.C. at a Country nightclub event, made some birthday spanking quip to the crowd, and only got stares. Tough room!