You guys and dolls don't know what you're missing!
Larken wrote a "Green Eggs And Ham" spoof about "Good Girl Spankings" that hasn't been published, and it's loads of fun! Maybe if she knows someone who might give it some Psuedo-Seuss Drawrings~~?
But in the meantime, I'll repeat her birthday gift for me from a while back, a Peter Yarrow pastiche, a bit of whimsey about the wizard-like Wolfie!