Happily Smacking In 2020!

Happy New Year, everyone!

Here is a new WolfieToon to celebrate!

Old Year Cartoons

Tonight, I'll post a new New Year's Eve WolfieToon!

I think it's probably the best one I've ever done, which may not be saying much.  

But you can decide for yourself.  Here are a select few!

That might play better if you know it's a parody of the most famous celebrity you've never heard of!  Kay Kyser and his band had one of the most popular radio shows of the '30's and '40's!  But he retired in 1950, and the TV generation didn't ever see him.  He and the gang did make a few movies, though-- check out the YouTube stuff!  

And now--

When I originally presented this cartoon, one viewer was very confused as to our Spanker's identity;  is he one of the party's Hired Hands, and if so, just what were his hands hired to do?  

Or is he perhaps our Spankee's date, who was trying to find a quiet, out-of-the-way place for some celebratory frolic and/or discipline?

The cartoonist seems to have been too absorbed with that delectable derriere to bother with any clear storytelling.  

Dang cartoonist.  

And then, 

No doubt about what's happening there!  And what a sweet  couple, did you notice that they have framed their child's water-color painting of a horse or a wolf or a big crab-spider, and hung it over the fireplace, instead of putting it right in, where it probably really should go?

And did you notice her freckles?

But, she's nice.

See ya later with the 2019 NYE WolfieToon!

Ghosts of Christmas Past!

For your diversion, entertainment, and wicked glee, I present some slightly revised Yuletide WolfieToons of bygone years!  

¡Feliz Navidad!

And Elsewhere at the Pole~~

Y'know, it makes PERFECT sense that they have this multiple-purpose out building at Santa's North Pole residence, but it's a feature you don't hear very much about.

  

Until NOW! 

You're welcome!!

Happy Christmas to all you Peeping Penguins!

Meanwhile, Up North~!

Happy Christmas, Guys and Dolls!

Here's the new holiday WolfieToon for 2019!

(Edit!)

And here's a better view of  the commotion in the back!!

Let's Prep!

Well, well, Christmas is a week away!  You may feel like it's been going on for a tiresome bunch of weeks already, but I don't listen to commercial radio, and keep the commercial TV at a minimum, so I've spared myself that!

So now that it really is a decent time to get those letters off to Mr. Kringle

and start other preparations!

(Altered version of a cartoon you may have already seen!)

If you're the sociable type, enjoy those parties!  Probably ought not to be too sociable, though.

Later, gators!

F. Y. E. O. !

That's "For Your Entertainment Only!"  

I am not making any pennies or other denominations off this, and of course, all the materials belong to the respective owners.

It occurred to me that the old rock-n-roll hit 

"You Can't Sit Down" 

by the Dovells 

was just ACHING to be made into a Spanking Video of sorts!

And therefore~~

(December 2nd-- I've done a re-edit, and used the whole song!)

What Turkeys!!

Happy Thanksgiving, One and All!

Here are some WolfieToons to Celebrate!

Thanksgiving Dinner Prep!

You might want to start considering where to put the potential troublemakers.

OTK, maybe?

Rapt!

Distracted

Bobbi Jo's wandering attention is about to be restored.

Devilishly Dramatic!

Eager Anticipation!

It's All Hallows' Eve Eve, Eve!

I mean, Elsa!  Sorry, didn't mean to catch you before you had a chance to finish getting ready!  

We'll wait a minute.

OK now?

Yes, you look ravishing!

Don't you think so, Boris?

"Oh, indubitably!  Shall I compare thee to a cold Autumn night?" 

Of course, by the time you see this post, it might actually be Halloween!

So, this post is, er, a Warm-Up!  Don't get carried away yet! 

  

That's The Spirit! Part Three! Sing Along!!

Ohhhh,

Casper the Kinky Ghost!

The kinkiest ghost you know!

Though Vanilla Types

think that he ain't right,

the Spankees all love him so!

He's horny, don'tcha know,

for a loving bit of tanning!

He'll give a warm, red glow

to any cutie's little fanny!

Dull Folks don't understand

why OTK is the most!

But Spankees know,

and they love him so,

Casper the Kinky Ghost!!

(The original)

That's The Spirit! Part Two!

What shall we call this bratty little spirit?

A Po-Po-Geist, maybe?

Maybe not.

It's a little known fact that spanking heat makes ectoplasm visible.

It's little known because I made it up.

But if several of us repeat it often enough, it becomes established fact.

Tomorrow you'll see a pervy little cartoon ghost avenging his pretty little playmate!

Well, if you look here, you will.

"Listen to them-- squealing in the night! What music they make!"

That's a deliberate misquote, but apropos, as you shall see.

In Bram Stoker's novel, and most movie versions of "Dracula," the Count's three vampire wives try to attack the guest he's saving for himself, for his own designs.

They're, shall we say, fairly aggressive in the book, somewhat more subtle but still determined in the 1931 movie.  Dracula orders them away, and they obey, but what if afterwards, in a scene we didn't get to see, he decided to reinforce his position, putting each of them in certain positions?

Then it might have looked like this new scan of the pen-and-ink-wash WolfieToon from 2005!

That's The Spirit! Part One

 Don't you relish that ol' Halloween Spirit?  Hot Dog!

There's a dramatic new cartoon for Thursday, but first I'll show off a couple maybe not everyone has seen!

The theme is Ghosts!

And here is the Tune that Inspired the 'Toon!

Facing the Music, Or, Who Was That Unmasked Man?

Here's something to help with the Holiday Mood!

Christine knew better than to pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger.  

I mean, the mysterious Phantom.

But whatever she expected to find under there, I bet she didn't expect to find herself in this position!

Then again, he has been her secret music tutor, and she'll remember this lesson, for sure.

And Erik's baton might mark something besides tempo.

She's certainly hitting those high notes now!

Happy Monday!

"Taking A Stand," Featuring Selected Shorts

Short Shorts Redux!

What?  Shorts shorts on ducks??

No, "redux," that is, "brought back," "revived!"

I ran across this video I'd cobbled together some time ago for the Royal Teen's hit "Short Shorts," and decided it was so dandy that it should be on the WolfieBlog again!  

Who knows, it might be the first time somebody sees it!

(By the way, I'm getting no pay for this, and all copyrights with familiar faces and fannies belong to the various owners!)

"SHORT SHORTS," ILLUSTRATED WOLFIE STYLE!

(Click for the full screen view, natch!)

Down! Set! Hut! Hut!!

It's the second week of college football, and so--

Meanwhile, not at the stadium-- 

Summer Slipping By!

As Summer dwindles, I consider the changes.

Some things I won't miss.  Sweltering, for instance.

Some things I might miss.

I don't know who this is, but she's pretty darn cute!

Just look at those freckles.  That was the first thing I noticed. 

I suppose we can always take some of the season along with us!

Larken Lyrics! Here's Some More-Ay!

Feel like Italian tonight?  Maybe you're feeling an Italian tonight? 

Either way, you're sure to enjoy this rendition of an old favorite as brilliantly parodied by the terrifically talented lady Larken!!

                                    THAT'S AMORE                                                   

by Larken 

10-19-11

 

 

(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)

 

When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!

 

When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam,

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!

 

When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey."

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!

 

You're an angel all day, and you just want to play

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!

(If perchance you're rather young, or you've never waited in line listening to the music feed at Olive Garden, here's the original song!)

Look At The See-Saw, Did You See What I Saw?

I don't know the context, but there seems to be several kinds of kink going on here:

Stan Strikes Again!

Well, I don't know if the Spanker pictured here actually is Stan/E, but it's certainly a striking bit of artwork, displayed at this post over at "Au Fil des Jours!"

Long-time lookers-at-WolfieToons might recognize it as a "finish" over this pencil sketch "layout!"

Here is a translation, and a slight color tweak to pinken the people.  It's probably a weak translation, but if you native speakers-- maybe even Stan himself!-- can help me make it more idiomatic and truer, I'll  fix it, and give you the credit!

Stan said he was quite taken with the romantic attitude of the sketch some time ago, and decided to have fun drawing his version!  I like it a lot, especially the eyes!

I don't know if he ever saw the completed WolfieToon:

Oh, and I even adapted it for New Year's!

Now you have more versions than you want or want to tolerate!

Stan is an artist of considerable talent, and you can see a lot more of his work at his blog, even more Translated WolfieToons, like this one.

(I still like the gag, but there's some perspective problems in the drawing that I'm not going to point out if you can't see them.)