"WolfieToons" are for adults who enjoy playful erotic spanking cartoons; If that isn't you, best keep surfing. And if you are under eighteen-- Scram, Kid!
The new WolfieToon might be one of my favorites; it certainly got an enthusiastically warm reception from Springrose, Larken, and Kaki!
See if the story snippets appeal to you as much as they do to me! And I'm really enjoying Editor Reesa's illustration selections, too!
The Freebie this week is the first chapter of Michelle Carlyle's "THE BAD BURGLAR," with a spanking both hilarious and horny! That's my favorite combination!
Oh, and there's a sci-fi strapping in the free e-book chapter of Deborah Plum's STARR CROSSED," too!
Hope I took the pain out of a Summer Monday and put it back where it belongs.
I've always had a taste for the outré and the uncanny in fiction. Not gore and viscera, that's just repulsive, but something that reminds you, with a chill and a thrill, that there are things in heaven and earth beyond your ken, is scary and entertaining. Therefore I'll have to try H. P. Lovecraft again.
(H.P. by Bruce Timm)
In the '20s and '30s, Lovecraft wrote supernatural horror tales, "weird fiction" he called it, which was often a blend of the supernatural, science fiction and ancient mythology. He strove to create "an atmosphere of breathless and unexplainable dread of outer, unknown forces," malignant forces that wanted to destroy our supposedly reliable, safe reality.
His stuff showed up in magazines like "Weird Tales."
So having heard all that, but never having read any, I decided, about twenty-five years ago, that I should check out a volume of H. P. Lovecraft from the library.
And... Wolfie shrugged. Maybe I tried to read too much of him all at once, or maybe I just wasn't in the mood. A few tales I found compelling, but mostly what I noted was Lovecraft's pronounced aversion to reptiles, cephalopods, and mucus.
All of his creatures / aliens / monsters appeared on the scene scaly, or squishy, and dripping secretions. Always dripping secretions. And that can certainly be revolting, but about the sixth tentacled thing with a runny nose you encounter in one afternoon, it gets a little tedious.
Like I said, maybe I just wasn't in the right frame of mind. About that same time, I was thinking that Anne Rice's vampires were kinda soggy and sloggy.
Anyway-- and my apologies to true Lovecraftians for a truncated explanation-- one of H. P.'s running themes was the idea that long before the dawn of Man there came to our planet a very odd and very powerful race of extraterrestrial beings, whose history and wars ended with a lot of them in a precarious hibernation, and their dreaded awakening meaning our eradication.
One of these beings, supposedly one of the lesser of the Old Ones, but certainly one of the most popular, was "Cthulhu"-- a giant monster, hundreds of meters tall, who could change its form to suit its needs, but generally appeared, said Mr. Lovecraft, in "vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind."
Lovecraft sketched this:
And his published stories inspired some really cool paintings! I kinda like the middle one best.
And of course, there are some who won't take it seriously. Wiseacres. My People.
And NOW you have enough to make whatever sense there is to make from the three cartoons RICHARD WINDSOR sent over!
While he was walkin' down the beach, one bright and sunny day, he saw a great big wooden box a-floatin' in the bay. He pulled it in and opened it up, and much to his surprise, he discovered this THUMP THUMP THUMP right before his eyes!! And e-mailed it to me. But instead of yelling "Get outta here with that THUMP THUMP THUMP!!" I decided to give it to YOU!
The artist isGreg Sukebe, and it's the first I've seen of any of his work. The subject is Bettie Page and Cthulu.
Thanks, Rich! And Greg, wherever you are!
Speaking of slimy monsters from outer space, I had this magazine. and the movie has a couple of good tush-shots.
UPDATE-- July 9th!
Honestly, Cartoonists must have a Collective Consciousness.... If you've seen George Takei passing this around on FaceBook-- well, now you get the gag!
"Starry, starry night! Make her bottom pink and bright!"
I hope you have some fun on our national holiday! Here are two of my favorite WolfieToons from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" for the Fourth; in fact, they're the first couple I did over there!
And more summer fun from the Royal Teens! And Company!!
(I always liked the spanking sounds in this song!!)
Yosemite Sam used to mutter, after being hoisted by his own petard, one he intended for Bugs Bunny, "Ah hates rabbits." I have similar feelings for the mindless minions in the world of electronics.
Mind you, I've met wonderful friends via the InterWebs, and I love being able to watch movies on disk and all that. And if the Real Robots were anything like the ones I grew up with on TV, in the movies, novels, and comics, that might be pretty good. But the Alleged Intelligence imbued into the mechanical marvels they're actually starting to put in charge of things nowadays has Isaac Asimov face-palming from the grave. For example, that fumbling, irritating, nagging Fembot they let run the self-checkout grocery line really needs her bucket burnished. Badly.
So-- Blogger is going to kill adult blogs that link to pay-sites, maybe because they're not collecting kick-backs, and the Frankensteiners have set loose their quarter-brained Robot Rovers to do the job, to sniff out and devour Offenders. So if the constant links back to my home base at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" excite the Moron GoogleHounds, this particular WolfieBlog will soon disappear.
If that happens at this point, maybe few will notice. Family matters and paying work efforts are taking most of my fragmented attention these days, and posting here has become rare. But every wolfie needs a hobby, so I might put things together elsewhere, if it's worth paying to do so. We'll see.
Meanwhile, there might be hope for robot redemption. Here's a news item about QUIVERING JAPANESE ROBOT BUTTOCKS. They quiver when you spank them and clench in delight when stroked. That's a helluva sex toy. I wonder if they're going to make the entire robot look like the one Julie Newmar portrayed in the short-lived '64 series, "My Living Doll?" That might alter my prejudice against real-life robots.
Seems I did a blog entry here about Cool Robot Spankings... Tried to use the Blogger Search-This-Blog Robot up there to the right to find it, and guess what. Hey, you're a pretty good guesser!
Fortunately other things do work, so you can have a peek back at "BOTS AND BUTTS!"
And one of the pictures from Phil "Overbarrel's" current series that I thought should start a new trend, "Summer Spanked Rear In The Park!"
That's not what he calls it, though; the real title is "A Walk In The Park," and you can see the whole show at "Overbarrel's Spankingtoons Yahoo Group 5"and /or at THIS PAGE of the "Chicago Spanking Review" Forum!
Yes, grammatically, that should be "Writhing Well."
But it had to happen..I decided there should be a Wolfie Version of this tail to join the lot. It's the new cartoon this week over at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"
The story of the Girl In Da Hood and her Cross-Dressing Lupine has been told countless times throughout the ages, with many fine illustrators, like-- Gustave Dore!
("MY, what adorable chubby cheeks you have, Red!")
And Walter Crane!
And Janet and Anne Grahame Johnstone! (Say, what a tall, handsome wolf!)
And the Cartwrights! (Not Ben, Adam, Hoss, and Little Joe)
And... And whoever the hell this is!!
"Got any muffins in there, Toots?"
But enough Culture. There have been just as many parodies, and here are three I'm particularly fond of. The first is by James Thurber and is short and hilarious.
The Little Girl and the Wolf
by James Thurber
One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. "Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.
When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.
(Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.)
Truly a Fable For Our Time!
Naturally, my next fave is the version Tex Avery and Associates did at MGM in 1943, "Red Hot Riding Hood."
Ya wanna see most of it again? Okay!!
Another is "Little Red Riding Rabbit" from Friz Freleng and Friends at Warner Bros in 1944!
Young Obnoxious Teen Red was voiced by Bea Benaderet! Those close to my age, or those of you who catch the TV rerun networks, where old things become new again, will know Bea as Kate from "Petticoat Junction," or maybe as George and Gracie's Neighbor, and of course as (the voice of ) Betty Rubble! Bea also played the Li'l Ole Lady that Lucy Ricardo wanted to set up, which earned her that first (shown) spanking from Ricky to try to discourage her matchmaking efforts!
Here, you can cackle at her performance as well as Mel Blanc, Belly Bletcher and the gags!
Hm... a strangely cute and somewhat obnoxious imp in danger of getting her bum burned?
Whodathunk!!
Speaking of spanking (you know where you are, right?) there have been Red Hoods with Red Buns, too. As a f'rinstance, in her Fantasies video, Ms Amber Pixie Wellsplays a gal who runs afoul of a Mean Old Was-Wolf, as enacted by the Houndog himself, Richard Windsor, Esq!
If you go over to THIS ENTRYon "The Best Spanking Blogs," you'll see Sarah Gregory and her Granny enacting the end of the tale!
(My sincere apologies, I've seen "Granny" in innumerable videos all over the web, but I can't think of her name right now. Someone help my lapse and I'll give you thanks and credit!)
(And if you're a cute imp type gal on my lap I'll give you spanks and credit, too!)
(And now thanks to Smuccatelli who just left a note below naming the "Granny" in this scene as Dana Specht, "who has a business partnership with Sarah where she plays Sarah's 'spanking mommy' in a series of videos.")
