Another Smurfin' Wolfie Tribute!

Presenting a Peyo Parody for your peekin' pleasure! 

(Credit where credit is due-- Larken came up with the Color Smurfle.  She says that's what happens when a blue bottom gets reddened! I hadn't thought of that, but decided it must be true and fixed my cartoon accordingly.) 

But, wait!  That's not all!  You also get in this entry, at no additional charge, the link to Phil's spankin' new blog, OVERBARREL'S SPANKING TOONS!  Treats await you when you click on those blue letters like THIS: 

Phil's busy moving all of his Poser Work away from the Yahiccup Groups into Blogger where it is so much easier for everyone to see and enjoy,  so go have a look!

Oh, and have you seen the latest free samples at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE?"

That's worth a click, too!

Sunday Funday!

Our weekend entertainment continues with a gorgeous painting by DICK WILLIAMS that I've never seen before!  

Apparently this was an illustration for a magazine story.  I don't know what story in which magazine, or exactly when it appeared, but I bet it beat the hell outta that recent Gray Book that's been getting so much damned attention.  In fact, why the authors at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE," who write much better and much hornier tales, don't get some of that attention is beyond me.  But I digress.

This picture really appeals to me, because this couple obviously loves to read.

Oh, wait!!  I know Who that fellow is!!

"I wear a bow tie now.  Bow ties are cool."

Saturday Morning WolfieToon!!

You got your bowl of cereal, right?

Saturday Night Edit!

Lovely Larken says I should explain this for much younger women who did not watch Boy Shows, and for people from out of town, like Australia.

"Space Ghost" was a Saturday Morning action-adventure cartoon show from Hanna-Barbera (The makers of "The Flintstones," "Scooby Doo,"  "Yogi Bear," etc. etc. etc.) that began in 1966 to capitalize on "Batmania."  It combined Super Heroes, Outer Space (complete with Spaceships!), Ghosts, and Things Blowing Up.  How could that NOT be Really Cool?!  At least for the ten-year-old boys like I was and am.

Space Ghost and his two adopted teen-age assistants, the twins Jace and Jan, and their pet monkey Blip, patrolled the Galaxy in the Phantom Cruiser, keeping renegade robots, lava monsters and evil world-conquerors in line.  They could all become invisible, fly with power packs, and Space Ghost had power bands that shot out a variety of power rays.

The introduction looked like this!

Much, much later the Cartoon Network did a snarky talk show parody of snarky talk shows called "Space Ghost Coast To Coast," which I didn't usually care for.  It had its moments of absurd humor, but would they have done that to Zorro, the Lone Ranger, Superman or Batman?  I don't think so.

OK, NOW ya know!

Asking For It

It has been said that if a woman has to ask for attention and affection, her man is not doing his job.

There is, however, often communication confusion between the sexes.  Men are generally straightforward (which is not to say aggravatingly obtuse) and women are generally subtle and complex (which is not to say tortuously murky.)

The late Fr. Andrew Greeley often said in his novels that men must learn "that when a woman says no, it means no, unless it means yes or maybe." 

What I hope you'll take away from this, men, is that it is worth the effort to try to read all the signals to see what your woman is really saying, and women, please try to be as direct as possible with us.  

For example, if you feel inclined to a good spanking, but are disinclined to say aloud, "Honey would you please spank my little bottom until the glow can light up the hallway?" you can give us a visual clue.  Maybe like this: 

This girl is asking for it, with some degree of subtlety.

This girl is asking for it with a lot less subtlety: 

And this woman is using no subtlety whatsoever.

And of course, sometimes your fella will tell you that it's time for a butt whapping. 

The end result is that everyone will be happy with clear communication..

Happy Nude Rear!!

May 2014 bring you more joy than grief.

There is Nakedity in this WolfieToon.

Many Thanks To Bonnie-- and Aloha!

I just found out, while doing some Blogosphere catch-up,  that Bonnie of "My Bottom Smarts" has decided to retire!  She says all is well, but "Eight Is Enough."  I urge you to drop by to give her your well-wishes!

Not only has Bonnie done some of the very best, sexiest, funniest, most insightful entries examining-- as they say-- "This Thing We Do," but has given invaluable blogging tips to all of us newcomers, and called attention to every new topical effort she found!

She made Lurking acceptable and made "Lurkers" feel free and easy to come out once a year to say "Hi!"  By the way, HERMIONE says she'll take over the "brunches" and hosting the "Love Our Lurkers" event!

But most importantly, Bonnie has been one of the primary people around to let anxious and lonely women-- and men-- who wondered if they were twisted and weird for being aroused by spanking or being spanked know that they, in fact, were not, and that there were any number of decent, intelligent, caring and funny people just like them.  

For all of that, Bonnie, many thanks.  And thanks also for the cutest little round-jean-bottom portrait-avatar anywhere on the web!

Love from Wolfie!

"Werewolf?!" "There! THERE Wolf!"

"DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" editor Nattie Jones wanted me to share this particular WolfieToon with you here because, for technical and inexplicable reasons, it hadda come off our FREE PAGE.  

Now, if you find this cartoon oddly unseasonal,  bear in mind that James Whale's "Frankenstein," with Colin Clive, Boris Karloff and company, was the hit of 1931's Christmas season!  And I'll have a New Year's Post here soon!  Behold:

And, just for grins, here are some of the preliminary sketches for this cartoon as I was groping toward the proper staging and look to "sell" Larken's gag!

 

Holiday Greetings!

'Twas the night before Christmas,

and look at that moon!

Not a creature was stirring,

they didn't have spoons!

That is a detail from the WolfieToon this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Here is a peek at the whole thing and at one of the previous 'toons, which I hope will entice and not annoy.

If it does irritate, you can make this your return greeting:

Which is good for anyone tired of the strained hubbub that began in October, anyway.

But maybe you'll find something really cool under the tree, like--

"Holy Sh*t!  What ARE they thinking?!"

OK, how about:

In any case, I hope your joys and happy memories will always outweigh your grief.

Santa Spankings!

                                                                               

That's the Coca-Cola Santa Claus that painter Haddon Sundblom began doing for the company's ads in the '30s!  Notice his left hand:  he's about to go drive a team of reindeer or perhaps query Mrs. Santa about this pose she did for Hugh Hefner, also painted by Mr. Sundblom. 

It had never occurred to me that Santa Claus could be a viable Spanking Fantasy Figure.  I don't know why;  from my youth I'd done cartoons with Papa Bear and Goldilocks.  But that was for my snickers, drawing Goldie's knickers, and it didn't seem likely to me that any woman might really get squirmy thinking about a Bear bottom spanking.  But I've been wrong before.

So I asked my dear friend Springrose about this Swats from Santa Business, to get the Female Perspective, and she replied, "Oh, yeah-- that works!"

Now, here is St Nick from the illustration T.C. Boyd did for the 1848 edition of "A Visit From St. Nicholas." (AKA "The Night Before Christmas.")    You could well imagine this particular jolly old elf springing out of the fireplace to correct wayward Imps! 

And then he and his miniature reindeer would proceed to the next home to deliver sweet rewards and stinging spanks, which sometimes are the same thing.

So that's a vision of Santa thirteen years before the Civil War began.  Sometime toward the end of that horrible event, a famous political cartoonist named Thomas Nast-- creator, by the way, of the Republican Elephant and Democratic Donkey!--   began drawing what evolved into our modern notion of Santa.  This guy usually wore a furry set of long johns.

There he is observing Female Miscreants Performing Mischief and planning accordingly.

So I suppose a jolly, feisty, fun-loving Father figure might indeed feed feverish female fantasies!  In fact, if you Yahoo (or follow the crowd and Google) "Santa Spanking," or click on these blue letters to view CHROSS'S CHRISTMAS GALLERY (which includes some WolfieToons!) you'll see how popular the notion of Spankings by Santa is, proving Springrose is absolutely correct.  Always listen to Springrose.

  

Last year I posted some Santa Fantasy links and pictures that you can see RAT CHEER , so this time I thought we'd play a game!  Match the WolfieToon Santa Face with the Imp Bottom!  These are, of course, cartoons featured at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

That's pretty easy, but if you want, I can post the answers later! 

Happy Ho-Ho Days!

The WolfieBlog Sing Along!!

In the spirit of Spike Jones, Stan Freberg, "MAD" magazine, and "Weird Al" Yankovic, here are some spankin' song parodies just for giggles!  

The first one Larken did for my birthday, back in March,  to the tune of Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff the Magic Dragon!"  And here's a new cartoon to go with it!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough!

Oh…

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale.      

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon.

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

And you oughta hear her actually sing that!!  

Here's one I did while the wind was sweeping down the plains.  Sing it to "Surrey With the Fringe On the Top" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Oklahoma!" 

Chicks and Imps and Teases better scurry

when I git th’ paddle in a hurry!

When I git my paddle in a hurry,

I’m a furry Top!

Watch that lace and see how it flutters!

I’ll reduce th’ brats down to stutters!

Noisy Imps will learn not to mutter or

they’ll get a POP!

They’ll squeal and holler when turned upside down,

’cause my paddle’s gen-u-wine leather!

The Imps have panties y’ can roll down

to make them all behave better!

Two bright cheeks, can’t get any redder!

Now she squeaks, “Oh, please, I’ll do better!”

You can bet your butt that she’d better

or her rear I’ll strop!

I’m the funny furry critter who’s a

firm, loving Top!!”

Maybe some day I'll write more of that!  Sometimes a snippet will do, like this one derived from Disney's "Mary Poppins!"

When she was just a little lass, inclined to pull a prank,

Her nanny put her on her knee and gave her butt a spank!

And then one day she learned a word that quite explained her zeal,

the biggest word you ever heard to tell you how it feels!

Oh! Superswatafragilesitspotohitisdelicious!

And you'll sit quite carefully, it tingles and it itches!

Superswatafragilesitspotohitisdelicious!

Superswatafragilesitspotohitisdelicious!

And now, one of my very favorites, the one Larken wrote and posted on Season and Michael's "BLOSSOM AND THORN" blog!  Any Dean Martin fans here?  You'll really get a kick out of this improved version of "That's Amore!"  

(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say)

When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!

When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!

When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey."

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!

You're an angel all day, and you just want to play

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK

You're in love!

When your life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!

Standing ovation, lovely Larken!!  

By the way, that last dotted derriere is a detail from the current cartoon over at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  Believe it or not, it's a Thanksgiving 'toon!

And if you feel inspired, please feel free to contribute your riffs below, or e-mail 'em to me and I'll edit this entry! 

Handprints!

Just musing here about the appeal of handprints.

  I don't know that they actually denote "ownership," like the dye-paint handprints some Natives used to slap on their ponies' flanks, but it does seem to announce to the world, "I've handled this lovely, dear-to-my-heart mischief maker," and, on the other hand, "I've got a really cute love-tat from my handsome lover and aren't the rest of you jealous?" 

 They're funny and sexy.  And really, that's all the analysis we need.

I recall as a tot seeing the Walter Lantz cartoon "Fox and the Rabbit" on TV, which ended thus

and something deep inside tiny Wolfie said, "I like that. I wonder why?"

As a young teen, still in front of the set, I thought some of the other cartoons could use handprints, too.

Now there are the "painted" kind of prints.  

and you can even use flour in the kitchen!  In fact, I've done that,  just like this TV guy, only with better aim.

There were a couple of times at the pool I gave my college lover a nice,  wet hand-smack-print that showed up admirably on the seat of her suit.  It looked more-or-less like this artistic reproduction.

But one day I discovered it wasn't a joke, it wasn't just a cartoon, you actually could put a red handprint on a round fanny!!

(And my thanks to various Web Sources for sharing!)

   

Talk about making your mark in the world!  

So handprints (and even paw prints ) have shown up in several WolfieToons through the years.

Like anything done well, making a nice, clear handprint on a cute female fanny take practice.  Lots and lots of practice.  So excuse me while I pursue artistic endeavors.  First of all I'll have to pursue and catch my "canvas." 

I suspect it won't be all that long a chase. 

By the way, didja see the new and spiffy Free Area at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE?"  

Go click on the pictures there and see what all comes up!  (Yes, that was a deliberate joke.)