WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

The Nag!



Merriam Webster's definition of "NAG":

Intransitive Verb

1)  To find fault incessantly

2)  To be a persistent source of annoyance or irritation

Transitive Verb

1)  To irritate by constant urging or scolding

2)  To worry, badger


The Halos' Rock 'N' Roll Version:





The Wolfie Solution:



Friday, October 28, 2016

Halloween Treats!

 I suppose there may be SOMEONE who hasn't already seen these Halloween WolfieToons... and I'll add some items for the rest of you!



Didja ever see "The Black Cat" from 1934?  



Ya should!  Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi at their best, a nice, weird story,  all very entertaining! 



 Plus when the hero and heroine make their dashing escape at the climax, her dress flies up for a split second panty shot, snicker!!  







The original "Poltergeist" is a lot of fun--



 but you know what made the biggest impression on me the first time I saw it?  

All the cute bottom shots!!











That's supposed to be horrifying ghost-rape, but I just couldn't buy into it.  I just saw JoBeth jumping up and down on the bed in down-home-but-sexy-to-me night wear.  And then she went rolling across the wall and ceiling like Fred Astaire in that MGM musical. 





Anyway, be sure to brush your teeth after all that candy!

Or else!!



A Late Edit!!

Lady Larken "hinted" that I had forgotten to include this time around one of her favorite Frankenstein Halloween cartoons -- so here 'tis!




Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Erica's 2016 Birthday Cartoon and More!

The third week of September brings Erica Scott's birthday!  She and John and a lot of others had gone to the Shadow Lane Party in Las Vegas earlier, and you can read all about it here!  It inspired this cartoon: 




Now, I did have a Particular Person in mind when I drew that Spanker, but it's an unsuccessful caricature, so let's just say he's your Generic Las Vegas Spanking Performer, eh, what?

Hey. speaking of spanking in cartoons, let me share a website with ya-- one that's new to me,and that I've really enjoyed perusing!

Ya wanna see Buzz Sawyer, Popeye, the Phantom, Superman, Roy Rogers, Husbands and Lovers and a whole buncha others tip deserving ladies over their knees and spank their cute and curvy brush-drawn bottoms? 

Have you seen single panels from newspaper comic strips of old around the web and wondered what was the goldang context?

Well, click these blue letters and head on over to SPK Comics!

Now the force behind this fun page includes all sorts of spankings, even the ones intended to be funny but not really erotic.  However, you might enjoy the nostalgia, remembering the Sunday mornings a long time ago, sprawled out on the floor with the funny pages, and having something click in your brain when seeing Little Iodine getting her pantaloons pummeled again. And again. 

But there are lots of things in the collection, like this:











 




So, enjoy the view!


Wednesday, August 31, 2016

So, it's Football Season again!  Sis Boom Bah!!



I've never really been a sports fan, but when one lives in a small college town, it's all around!  My dad used to fly the School Colors from the house every weekend in the Fall!

So, here are a couple of Topical 'Toons I hope everyone can enjoy!










Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Searching For Sturdy Supplies

I guess it's back to school time already, so here is a topical 'toon from years ago:




(One of my viewers wanted to know why the clerk was dressed as she is, and I replied, "Slovenly store standards.") 

Monday, July 25, 2016

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Forrre! And Five! Six! And Seven!!

I'm not much of a sports fan, but I did notice the PGA has its Open Championship going on, and while you wouldn't think a game in which the winner has the least amount of strokes would inspire me, I have done golf-related cartoons.  Like so:




Here's the original sketch for that-- you can see I decided the guy should be a lefty.





And while we're in Scotland, let's stop off at that magical, mystical place--





Sunday, July 10, 2016

To Protect Or Swerve!

It seems like such a natural thing to do that I'm surprised we don't see more of it in spanking pictures, videos, and cartoons-- the Spankee trying to block the Spanker's hand to prevent or modify her seat-searing!





Of course, this is usually a token resistance;  you can tell when the ladies are less than serious about fending off the swats-- 


even during a semi-serious spanking for this stowaway from her sailor!


The girls will often giggle in movie publicity photos meant to show how fun and frisky this film might be!  

 

That's young Joan Crawford giggling at James Murray's efforts for 1928's "Rose Marie!"  Maybe he would have had a different reaction if he'd used a wire hanger?

Here's maestro Al Siegel instructing protegee Connie Russell in 1940 during the rehearsals for "Unholy Partners!"  


And to promote the fluffy Bing Crosby picture "College Humor" in 1933, Jack Oakie put Mary Kornman over his lap!  She looks a little more concerned about it. 


Naturally, if the gal is playing a role, she'll want to evoke the audience's suspension of disbelief and make them wonder about her hiney!

Like Lucy--


-- and Erica!



Speaking of Rich Windsor, I do believe some of those earlier depictions of domestic discipline and birthday frivolity were derived from his blog!  Thanks, Rich!

Here's Lily Anna  trying unsuccessfully to stop David Pierson's handprints reddening her lovely fanny!



These are talented women, because like I said, making these protests convincing is a hard sell!



Spankees in the audience will likely quote Hamlet's mom Queen Gertrude, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."


"No, No, a thousand times, No!"


One of the first "D&D" WolfieToons had a redhead worried about her delicate skin with her swimsuit bottom down--  


And in a later 'toon, the young lady was not worried enough, until her fella took a hand and Uncle Albert suffered some kind of minor apoplexy: 


Take care, now, and remember, in all important matters, C.Y.A.!