Old 'Toon, New Lines

 

Hark!

 ¡Una WolfieToon en español!

And, really, "PAF!" is as good a sound effect as any other in this situation! 

Rewards of Invention!

 

Stay Alert!

 Accidents happen, especially after a long, long COVID-filled, horror-show election year, followed by all the Holiday Hubbub-- so just be extra careful as you get back in the Swing!

Happy New Year!

I'm sure it's with a lot of relief everyone will see 2020 fade into memory, so all the more reason to celebrate tonight!

And to augment the merrymaking, a rerun of a Wolfie Video on one of my favorite topics! 

Enjoy, and ¡Feliz Año Nuevo!

 

The Thanksgiving That Got The Bird

 Well, here we are, Gang!

There is hope on the horizon, but today, parades are cancelled, and a lot of people are not being able to gather together as usual for the last Thursday of November in these United States!

So, I hope that whatever your circumstances, you find some joy, and love, and peace!

There are things to be grateful for, after all! 

To that end, here are some cute ends from Turkey Day WolfieToons of Yore! 

(And Hissen.)

Our Policy Satement

 Fact or Fibhood?

After Dinner and Before Cake~~

Here's a brand-new WolfieToon for all of you wondering what that couple down the road is doing in Quarantine...

Hoppy Easter! Or, Popping on the Bunny's Tail!

I hope you're doing well, enduring this bizarre Spring in the best way you can!

Chocolate will help.  Especially today!  

Here is my second-favorite Easter WolfieToon, and maybe the favorite of sly expressions--

--and its inevitably inferior "sequel!" 

This won't be a problem today, or shouldn't be, since anyone with any sense is avoiding group gatherings for now!  Maybe this young woman had too much chocolate beforehand. and the resulting sugar rush resulted in a sure sore tush?

(That's one of the rare cartoons I colored before scanning, in this case, with water color.)

And here is my all-time favorite Easter WolfieToon!

(There MIGHT be SOMEONE who hasn't seen it already!)

I hope you enjoy some sugar of some sort yourself today!

Happily Smacking In 2020!

Happy New Year, everyone!

Here is a new WolfieToon to celebrate!

What Turkeys!!

Happy Thanksgiving, One and All!

Here are some WolfieToons to Celebrate!

Distracted

Bobbi Jo's wandering attention is about to be restored.

That's The Spirit! Part Three! Sing Along!!

Ohhhh,

Casper the Kinky Ghost!

The kinkiest ghost you know!

Though Vanilla Types

think that he ain't right,

the Spankees all love him so!

He's horny, don'tcha know,

for a loving bit of tanning!

He'll give a warm, red glow

to any cutie's little fanny!

Dull Folks don't understand

why OTK is the most!

But Spankees know,

and they love him so,

Casper the Kinky Ghost!!

(The original)

That's The Spirit! Part One

 Don't you relish that ol' Halloween Spirit?  Hot Dog!

There's a dramatic new cartoon for Thursday, but first I'll show off a couple maybe not everyone has seen!

The theme is Ghosts!

And here is the Tune that Inspired the 'Toon!

The Father I Go

Slipping in a Happy Daddy's Day WolfieToon here!

Puns and Buns, the Third

Happy Holiday Weekend!

Y'know, I never did any Passover-related WolfieToons.  I never thought there was anything appropriate.  But, then, maybe:

 "What makes this night different from all others? "

 "Oh, nothing, I guess!  Heh heh!" 

SMACK!!

On the other hand--

Here are some Easter Reruns that are surely not as bad as that Rankin-Bass puppet 'toon featuring the Evil Rabbit with an iron tail that wiggles with a CLINK! CLINK! and Vincent Price's voice.  (Yes, I know, that's somebody's very favorite, with all sorts of warm memories attached to it.  Go, watch, enjoy it, you'll be fine.)

If that was composed in the, er, heat of the moment, well, all right... but if he spent TIME making up those lyrics, YEESH!

Oh!  My lettering's hard to read here?  Sorry!  It goes,

In your Easter panties, 

your pastel purple fanny

will make the greatest target

for my loving cascade!

Though you kick and wriggle

I still can hear you giggle,

and know you're really loving

my hot Easter cascade!

Probably it was funnier when you couldn't see it and were making up your own words.

Ah, well, one of my better ones began thus:

and finished in full-color glory!

And my possible favorite Easter WolfieToon:

Enjoy the time, the ones you love best, and LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!!

"A" You're Adorable!

It's Mr. Fixit!

A very handy guy to have around.

He Does It For Duty And Love!

Here's a spankin' new spanking 'toon!

Enjoy!