LURK OUT!!

Darn near missed getting to participate in "LOVE OUR LURKERS DAY," smartly begun by Bonnie!  (She still has one of the most adorable Po Po Profile Pics I've ever seen!!  So enticingly grabbable, spankable, chompable... uh,. where was I?)

Oh, yes!  Appreciative greetings to all lurking peekers!  Here are some not-too-frequently seen old WolfieToons from "Arild's Movie Spanking Yahoo Group,"  now gone from the InterWebs.

Lurk 'em over!!  

(Artie, Ar, Ar!!)

(This one is called "Mack and Beth," for no good reason at all.  Now, it would have made some sense, say if he'd been brushing up her shaked rear...Urk, sorry, Mr. Cole Porter!!)

(What do you suppose came from the young woman's temper tantrum below?  Aw, you GUESSED! )

(But, hey, look, the Machines got even!)

(This is called "Cuddly  Spanking.")

(This is the original pencil drawing... )

(And this is what came of it later... )

(Now, I don't know if he's reminding HER or HIMSELF...)

When they did "Mutiny On The Bounty" in the 30's, the one with Clark Gable and Charles Laughton, they had a scene in which young Mr. Byam threatened one of the native island girls saying, "I'll paddle your little starboard!"  

Say what??  I guess they wanted him to sound like a Sailor, but even I know that means "right side."  I betcha the original line was "I'm gonna paddle your little AFT!"  

Which would have been a lot funnier.  Damn Censors. OK, maybe it was, "I'm going to give your stern a spanking!"  I know for sure he said nothing about a poop deck, that's just wrong.  And shame on you for bringing it up.  Anyway, here are some other sea-faring types...

"Drink some port and list to the starboard!"-- Lou Costello, "Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd," also with Charles Laughton.)

These are primitive and crude and almost never get out to play, the poor little deformed darlings.  Of course, they'll be all over the Web NOW!  So you Lucky Lurkers get to see where WolfieToons began.

Big deal, huh?

:-D

And thank you for lurking!!