For the Lurkers I Love: "Raw" Art and Rarities

(Singing) 

Hey, Good Lurkin'!  Whatcha got workin'?

I'm a bit late for the "Love Our Lurkers" party, and many thanks again to hostess Bonnie of "MY BOTTOM SMARTS" for beginning this annual celebration!  I propose that LOL Day be extended a little, maybe even to LOL Week, because these days I barely get to my own blog here, much less to reading and remarking on the others I enjoy!

So with great appreciation to all who peek in at any time, and especially for all who so kindly leave remarks, I present a batch of crap unseen doodles and details from pencil starts to previous "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE"   WolfieToons!  

Like this:

And this:

One time (at band camp) one of our fans was trying to describe a scenario, groping for the term "Dunce Cap," the tall, pointed cone that so often adorned the noggins of naughty brats in the corner, and called it a "Naughty Hat."  Being the wisenheimer I am, I teasingly did a rendition of a Naughty Hat: 

Here is a study of Spanker Hands.  The one at the top left is supposed to be holding a paddle.  Or a brush.  Or a spatula.  Or a paint stick.  Or a switch.  Or...  

Here I play with paddler poses and positions.

This is one of the inked characters from a very odd D&D WolfieToon. 

If enough of you ask-- and "enough" might even be "one"-- I'll explain that.  

EDIT!

Okay, Kaki and Lea both wanted to know, "What the hey??"  So here is the full cartoon, one of the goofier ones I've done, entitled "Picanic."

(Wow, it looks like Ranger Bayer is literally busting that redhead's butt!  Cheee!!)  

And here are three of the characters from the "Obedience School" cartoon I'd posted here some time back.

A penciled spanking watcher.

I put all of her clothes on later.  Reluctantly

Here are more cartoons at the pencil stage:.

Here you can see the evolution of the Spankee's face.  It took a few tries to get the "animation" and expression I was after.   

And then some things don't seem to quite work, at least not to my full satisfaction.   This is a tribute of sorts to the Disney "Fantasia" centaurs that never went any further.

Which reminds me of an illustration I found in a book of Greek mythology as a lad absorbed in the tales of Gods, Monsters, and Heroes.  Usually centaurs are depicted with the human half ending at the waist.  This particular pervert  artist drew a man all the way down to his testicles  and penis-- full frontal, mind you, in a sort of sketchy ink line drawing-- and then the horse half came up behind that, complete with equine genitals, too!

Holy Testosterone, Batman!!  I suppose that would explain the notorious lust-fullness characterizing centaurs in the old stories   Anyway, that image was branded in my young mind, but I don't recall who drew it, or what edition of Greek and Roman Myths featured it.  I know it had been in the elementary school library.  It's probably not there now.  Anyhow, having put that image into your head, too, I feel better. Thank you.    

And also thanks again for stopping over, and for checking out the fun to be had at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  Here is a detail from the spankin' new cartoon.  "Punkin Butt" sounds like a cute nickname, Fellas, but I don't really recommend that, it might be too easily misunderstood.

LURK OUT!!

Darn near missed getting to participate in "LOVE OUR LURKERS DAY," smartly begun by Bonnie!  (She still has one of the most adorable Po Po Profile Pics I've ever seen!!  So enticingly grabbable, spankable, chompable... uh,. where was I?)

Oh, yes!  Appreciative greetings to all lurking peekers!  Here are some not-too-frequently seen old WolfieToons from "Arild's Movie Spanking Yahoo Group,"  now gone from the InterWebs.

Lurk 'em over!!  

(Artie, Ar, Ar!!)

(This one is called "Mack and Beth," for no good reason at all.  Now, it would have made some sense, say if he'd been brushing up her shaked rear...Urk, sorry, Mr. Cole Porter!!)

(What do you suppose came from the young woman's temper tantrum below?  Aw, you GUESSED! )

(But, hey, look, the Machines got even!)

(This is called "Cuddly  Spanking.")

(This is the original pencil drawing... )

(And this is what came of it later... )

(Now, I don't know if he's reminding HER or HIMSELF...)

When they did "Mutiny On The Bounty" in the 30's, the one with Clark Gable and Charles Laughton, they had a scene in which young Mr. Byam threatened one of the native island girls saying, "I'll paddle your little starboard!"  

Say what??  I guess they wanted him to sound like a Sailor, but even I know that means "right side."  I betcha the original line was "I'm gonna paddle your little AFT!"  

Which would have been a lot funnier.  Damn Censors. OK, maybe it was, "I'm going to give your stern a spanking!"  I know for sure he said nothing about a poop deck, that's just wrong.  And shame on you for bringing it up.  Anyway, here are some other sea-faring types...

"Drink some port and list to the starboard!"-- Lou Costello, "Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd," also with Charles Laughton.)

These are primitive and crude and almost never get out to play, the poor little deformed darlings.  Of course, they'll be all over the Web NOW!  So you Lucky Lurkers get to see where WolfieToons began.

Big deal, huh?

:-D

And thank you for lurking!!