Prepared and Satisfied!

I hope you are taking all the precautions seriously, and were as well-prepared for time alone (currently called "social distancing") as this young woman!  

Topical 'Toons!

First, in honor of the new version of "Lost In Space" that showed up on Netflix this weekend:

And, yes, it's that time of year again-- I suppose you have until Monday at midnight.  I've been getting my stuff out of the way early for a few years now!  But here's some humor to ease the pain.  Or maybe not.

Analogue (More Bots and Butts!)

A while back I ran across this list of TEN SEXY ROBOTS!

I knew most of them, but not this one--

She's "Silica" from a fairly dreary 1985 sci-fi adventure "PG" cartoon movie called "Starchaser:  The Legend of Orin."  

Geek Soul Brother's remark about the "booty-plate reprogramming" aroused my-- curiosity, so I had to find out about it and report back to you.  

First, some Teasers, then I'll show  you the clip!

As a fan of sci-fi robots and sexy cartoon girls and sexy sci-fi cartoon girl robots  

who was also raising light-saber-wielding boys in the Eighties, I don't know how I missed this one, but I will tell you that the psuedo-spanking scene-- complete with the line, "You Wouldn't Dare!"-- is the one bright spot in the whole darn movie!   

Now, as an attempt of cashing in on "Star Wars" and "Conan the Barbarian," Ruby-Spears' "Thundarr the Barbarian" did a better job, even with its typically cheap Saturday Morning TV Cartoon writing, acting and animation!  

"There's the Woodshed!!"

"Ooh, please don't spank me!!"

"Oh, there's nothing like a warm, tingly bottom!  Thank you, you big lug!"

So-- you can find and watch the whole picture if you want to, but here's the only part you're likely to enjoy! 

Oh, a brief set-up.  Our heroes, Dagg, a space pilot pirate type, and Orin, the titular young warrior-to-be, escape from a ray-gun fight on some planet, having to snatch a mouthy robot clerk, Silica, in the process.  Once safely back in space--

I've seen other interpretations of that probing scene, but you and I understand the real analogue, do we not?  After all, that's hardly the first time a feisty female's attitude was changed from harsh and bossy to warm and amorous after a good over-the knee sparking.

("Sparking," SIC)

While we're on the subject, here's another Famous Robot Butt-Smack I encountered on the Web recently:  

And a pair who seem to be somehow missing out on the fun in this WolfieToon:

And, for grins, here's an earlier blog entry about BOTS AND BUTTS!