WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Thursday, February 2, 2023

"UH-OH! There's That BEAR Again!"

 I'd bet twenty-seven thousand dollars and fifteen cents that at some point you've gone to your favorite search engine, typed in some version of "Goldilocks Gets Spanked," and have seen any number of stories, drawings, cosplay photos and videos-- even a couple of WolfieToons, like THESE OLD ONES, or A NEWER ONE HERE!

For those of us for whom playful erotic spanking has always been a thing from childhood on, Naughty Goldie is pretty obvious.

But-- this might be a new wrinkle!

Saturday, January 21, 2023

(Tarzan Yell!)

 I am perusing right now a remarkably thick and detailed biography of Edgar Rice Burroughs!  

I doubt he would have approved of this Wolfie Parody, but you might:

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Here We Come A-Caroling

This afternoon the guy on the Classical Music Station said "Carols are dance music."

I never knew that!  But, look:

"The word carol is derived from the Old French word carole, a circle dance accompanied by singers (in turn derived from the Latin choraula).  Carols were very popular as dance songs from the 1150s to the 1350s, after which their use expanded as processional songs sung during festivals, while others were written to accompany religious Mystery-plays (such as the "Coventry Carol," written before 1534)."

--William J. Phillips, Carols: Their Origin, Music, and Connection with Mystery-Plays (Routledge, 1921, Read Books, 2008) p.24

Didn't know you were gonna pick up some esoteric knowledge just looking for cute li' cartoon butts, didja?

I bet this Carol will be doing a little dance herself:

Party Preparation!


Sunday, December 18, 2022

Just Hop OVER Santa's Lap!


You'd better watch out!

You'd better not pout!

You'd better not brat in the myriad ways you know to get your dear little fanny warmed, because Father Christmas is abroad!

Actually, he's always been a guy, but I digress.

We've visited the phenomenon of the appeal of Santa Spankings before HERE and THERE, but it continues to fascinate!

(I've been fascinated:  COVID, Flu, Tetanus, all of that!)

Anyway, it's interesting and arousing to see that Youngsters these days who may have never experienced an actual parental spanking find comfort and joy climbing over the Old Guy's knees, or at least thinking about it! 

Isn't funny and cute how often girls who don't do it regularly pose OTK with that mock-surprise "Oh My!" hand-over-their-mouths gesture?

But behold these more mature women who have professional Papa Kringle paddling pin-up portraits made!!  

I'd love to get Christmas Cards like this from loved ones!  (And you know who you are!)

Harry has documented this propitious propensity over at VANILLA  SPANKING, and I urge you to go explore all his "Historic Journeys of Santa!"  Type "Santa" into his Search box, and the rewards will be great!

For instance, this darling is one of my very favorites, which Harry says is from a family photo album in 1998!

Meanwhile,  I thought I'd share some cartoon versions!

They abound, both by Top Playboy Professionals

and Talented Amateurs!

"Wow, she must have really been naughty!"

The late and beloved "Phil "Overbarrel" almost always featured the annual hijinks of the Hiney Sisters, Santa's North Pole Assistants!  

Why, you'd think they did all these things on purpose to get paddled!!

"Christmas Displays"

"Christmas Mischief"

"Christmas Decorations"

And what a scene at the mall!!

Naturally, Your Correspondent has done a few Santa Claus Spanking Cartoons!

Here's one of the first:

And one of the latest:

Of course, Mrs. Claus (I'm presuming) just LOVES Santa Spankings!!

I've chronicled those, with increasing aptitude:

 Jolly Ole even has energetically enthusiastic helpers!!

Well, have yourself a joyous time!