WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Sunday, June 9, 2019

It's My Point Of View, Anyway!





 I suppose certain Spankees might argue that not everyone thinks these POV cartoons are as cute as I do.

But who's the Top in this situation, anyway?

Besides, it was a great way to beat the deadline back in the day.


Saturday, June 8, 2019

And Now For Something Completely Subversive




  Found "Circus Antics" in my files.  

It's probably the weirdest WolfieToon you've ever seen, or are likely to.

Is it funny?  Possibly.  Is it erotic?  Unlikely.  What it is, though, is a nose-thumbing.

I decided to tell as much of its story as I remember.

The Web Hosts (whoever they were) of "Discipline & Desire" had decided in 2010 that our content needed policing.  Why, Zeus knows.  Maybe they thought a site devoted to erotic spanking was... troublesome.  I suspect that Money-- or the lack of a lot of it being made for them-- was the cause. They were hosting other "adult" sites, all of which were a lot more explicit than "D&D", and also a lot more profitable.

So for whatever reason, the Owner-Editor, the Authors, and the Cartoonist were given a list of restrictions, and, like nearly all censoring efforts, that list and its enforcement were completely arbitrary and inconsistent.  The stories began to be "overseen" by a rudimentary scanning robot that couldn't take any context into account.  

For example, the authors could have their characters swear, but not use evocative, volatile terms like "murder," and "kill."  So, "Aw, f*ck this sh*t" was perfectly acceptable, but, "Wow, this hike is murder!  My feet are killing me!" set off loud alarms, chucked the story, and got the author banished.

The Mild-Mannered Cartoonist, who chose never to show explicit things anyway, was forbidden from employing any sort of nudity, and a list of other unnecessary and prudish restrictions.

Therefore I decided that my next published cartoon would proudly feature-- its characters' denials notwithstanding-- Violent Monkey-Spanking.

Or, since it is literally a monkey spanking a human-- Implied Bestiality.

That just might be a female monkey, too, so, Implied Lesbian Bestiality.

She certainly has erect nipples!

She's also flipping off the censors with her back foot.  

The Ringmistress Spankee has a fine display  of D├ęcolletage, that is, Cleavage, which might also look like a bare butt.

Her moans are almost orgasmic.

In the background, there's some clown honking his own pink horn to relieve the blue balls.

To the right is another clown in erect phallic form and color, who is also pretty close to an offensive cartoon racial stereotype.

Further to the right is another nearly offensive cartoon racial stereotype, wielding a phallic-shaped and (Caucasian) colored net, while casting a shadow in the form of a vulva.

Seems to me there were other things hidden in the shapes and shadows and colors, but they must have been so subtle that even I've forgotten them now.  Probably the brown ground is a scatological reference to what I thought of the new "purity laws" for an adult-oriented website whose contributors were classy and talented people.

I didn't explain any of that to the Owner-Editor, who thought this cartoon was a little strange, but published it anyway, not knowing she was aiding my slightly subversive protest.

And now you know...

the Rest...

of the Story.


Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Monday, May 20, 2019

What The Butler Saw (And Did)

A book of new WolfieToons has been started and stalled several times over the last three years or so.  There are a dozen I've been "saving," but decided this morning, what the hell, let's turn one loose!

Enjoy!





Saturday, May 18, 2019

What Tha?

Once before (in fact, here!) I facetiously suggested that Kurt Schaffenberger could have made that (in)famous Lois Lane comic book spanking panel sexier.

But, all seriousness aside, they deliberately didn't.  First of all, their target audience in 1960 was mostly young youngsters, and besides, they were going for the Lucille Ball sitcom type humor, not the Jane Mansfield Burlesque sort.

Nevertheless, all these decades later, some misguided miscreant has altered the original art to see what it might have looked like if responsible adults hadn't been in charge.

Tsk!  Honestly.

(Surreptitiously wipes paint off his paws)




Here, I'd better present the art as intended and published, to prevent the salacious seduction of the innocent.




Saturday, May 4, 2019

Do You Remember?

Ah, the emotions!  The excitement!  The uncertainties amid the thrill of discovery!

Was it a birthday?  Was it some some giggling horseplay?  Was it giggling foreplay?

Do you recall your first time fondly?








Saturday, April 20, 2019

Happy Holiday Weekend!


Y'know, I never did any Passover-related WolfieToons.  I never thought there was anything appropriate.  But, then, maybe:

 "What makes this night different from all others? "
 "Oh, nothing, I guess!  Heh heh!" 
SMACK!!

On the other hand--



Here are some Easter Reruns that are surely not as bad as that Rankin-Bass puppet 'toon featuring the Evil Rabbit with an iron tail that wiggles with a CLINK! CLINK! and Vincent Price's voice.  (Yes, I know, that's somebody's very favorite, with all sorts of warm memories attached to it.  Go, watch, enjoy it, you'll be fine.)



If that was composed in the, er, heat of the moment, well, all right... but if he spent TIME making up those lyrics, YEESH!

Oh!  My lettering's hard to read here?  Sorry!  It goes,

In your Easter panties, 
your pastel purple fanny
will make the greatest target
for my loving cascade!

Though you kick and wriggle
I still can hear you giggle,
and know you're really loving
my hot Easter cascade!

Probably it was funnier when you couldn't see it and were making up your own words.

Ah, well, one of my better ones began thus:




and finished in full-color glory!




And my possible favorite Easter WolfieToon:




Enjoy the time, the ones you love best, and LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!!


Thursday, April 4, 2019

New Reruns


Like the man said, "any book you haven't read before is a new one!" 

So there might be someone cruising along here for whom these Teenaged 'Toons from the Wolfie Files are spankin' new!

 I really like this first one.



There was a time when this little 'toon could have have appeared in any Family Newspaper!  

Do you think it might cause a ruckus now?



Here's a very cartoony 'toon, and a rare WolfieToon employing a cane!



And I've seen someone using this one on YouTube!


See ya later, gators!