Hey, Good Lookin', Whatcha Got Cookin'?

Happy Turkey Day!!

It's "Sting Along With Mitch!"

Those of you in my demographic group might snicker at that title-- or not-- and you youngsters, never mind, go with it and join us singing!  Just follow the bouncing bottom!

We gather together to see Wolfie spankings,

to grin and to giggle at erotic play!

All of our  Imps are now no longer cranky,

with their pink bottoms glowing on Spanksgiving Day!

This week's "Discipline and Desire" update includes two appropriate holiday offerings among the five new members' stories-- salacious snippets of which are under the, if I do say so myself, adorable WolfieToon-- and there are two entire and entirely free chapters of "D&D" E-books to whet your appetite!

You'll like Jack and Trudy, and their preparations for "A Thanksgiving Wedding," by Kristin York!  

You can't judge a book by its cover, I hear, but I was surprised and intrigued at how April Hill begins "How Does Your Garden Grow?"

See ya later, gators!

Overbarrel Guest Post: Springrose's Birthday!!

Happiest of birthdays to my dearest friend and companion, the lovely Springrose (the only one who knows to whom the voice of the invisible Shadow belongs.)

("What??"  "Ignore it, that's one of Wolfie's non sequiturs."  "Okay... what??")

As always, Phil "Overbarrel" has produced a Minor Epic in her honor, so come with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear as the Lone Ranger Rides Again!!

(By the way, it's probably best to click on each pic-- or right click and "open in a new tab"--  for the bigger version and more legible lettering!!) 

Hey, good to know Ol' Kemo Sabe is still fast on the straw, eh?  Well, hopefully, not too fast... 

For more Overbarrel Goodies, you can peek at THIS PREVIOUS POST or HEAD OVER TO PHIL'S YAHOO GROUP COLLECTIONS or to THE OVERBARREL GALLERY at the Chicago Spanking Review Forum!

The Face of Doom!!

Is this the face of Doom?

Oh, no-- sorry, no, it isn't.  This is the face of Doom:

Nevertheless, that Top Fella looks a little Put Out with his situation, which might mean doom of some sort for the young women in the new WolfieToon at "Discipline and Desire" this week!

Under that, you'll see five previews of the new members' stories, which include a spankin' new spankin' author and two Thanksgiving stories.  

(Yes, you cretinous corporate clownheads,  check your calendars:  there is a whole month and another holiday after Halloween!  Stuff your Santa suits and syrupy soundtracks until the appropriate time!  Odin's Blood!)

In the two free "D&D" E-book chapters, Kit Maso begins to show you "What Friends Are For," and Nattie Jones takes you into "The Sanders Spanking Center!"

Have fun!

LURK OUT!!

Darn near missed getting to participate in "LOVE OUR LURKERS DAY," smartly begun by Bonnie!  (She still has one of the most adorable Po Po Profile Pics I've ever seen!!  So enticingly grabbable, spankable, chompable... uh,. where was I?)

Oh, yes!  Appreciative greetings to all lurking peekers!  Here are some not-too-frequently seen old WolfieToons from "Arild's Movie Spanking Yahoo Group,"  now gone from the InterWebs.

Lurk 'em over!!  

(Artie, Ar, Ar!!)

(This one is called "Mack and Beth," for no good reason at all.  Now, it would have made some sense, say if he'd been brushing up her shaked rear...Urk, sorry, Mr. Cole Porter!!)

(What do you suppose came from the young woman's temper tantrum below?  Aw, you GUESSED! )

(But, hey, look, the Machines got even!)

(This is called "Cuddly  Spanking.")

(This is the original pencil drawing... )

(And this is what came of it later... )

(Now, I don't know if he's reminding HER or HIMSELF...)

When they did "Mutiny On The Bounty" in the 30's, the one with Clark Gable and Charles Laughton, they had a scene in which young Mr. Byam threatened one of the native island girls saying, "I'll paddle your little starboard!"  

Say what??  I guess they wanted him to sound like a Sailor, but even I know that means "right side."  I betcha the original line was "I'm gonna paddle your little AFT!"  

Which would have been a lot funnier.  Damn Censors. OK, maybe it was, "I'm going to give your stern a spanking!"  I know for sure he said nothing about a poop deck, that's just wrong.  And shame on you for bringing it up.  Anyway, here are some other sea-faring types...

"Drink some port and list to the starboard!"-- Lou Costello, "Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd," also with Charles Laughton.)

These are primitive and crude and almost never get out to play, the poor little deformed darlings.  Of course, they'll be all over the Web NOW!  So you Lucky Lurkers get to see where WolfieToons began.

Big deal, huh?

:-D

And thank you for lurking!!

Hmmmm...

This is quite an expressive little face, eh?

And I hope it intrigues you to click on these blue letters to see this week's update at "Discipline and Desire!"

You'll also be rewarded with sneak peaks at the new members' stories, Tara Bard's forthcoming book "Snapshots," and three full chapters from "D&D" books for free!

Love is blossoming in places near and far:

Bella Maeve takes you aboard "The Traveler"--

Katrina Devlin ushers you onto her "Houseboat" --

And Brandy Golden invites you into the casino to see why "They Called Her Bones!" 

Enjoy!

Halloween Evening: A Wolfie Poem / Pastiche

'Twas Halloween evening, a bright crescent moon, 

not a creature was stirring, they didn't have spoons. 

The cobwebs were hung on the front door to dare

all little Impsters to Trick-or-Treat there.

'Cause Wolfie was waiting, with chocolate in paw,

to capture a bunch of the girls that he saw!

In cute little costumes they pranced through the street

with bags full of mischief to blackmail for sweets!

Then from the back yard came loud giggles and chatter!

He jumped, and the candy all fell from the platter!

Away to the back door he tripped and he stumbled!

Comaneci herself never had such a tumble!

The moon and six pants (hanging out there to dry)

gave the Luster at first all 'twas out there to spy.

When, what to his wondering eyes should appear

but over the fence climbed spankable rears!

He perceived they'd been trying a Halloween prank,

to Tee-Pee his house without getting spanked!  

Alas, now their plan had gone rather lame,

so he whistled and shouted and called out their names!

"Hi, Springrose, and Larken, Hey, Kaki and Bree! 

Season and Sarah and Jules the Pixie!  

Now, Lea, Veronica, Hermione, too! 

Poppy and Bonnie and Kiwigirliegirl, you!

Erica, Libby, Brandy and Pink!

Zelle and Shewolf the Lady, I think!

To Top is a chore, if I Top you all!

But I have invited more guys to this ball!"

And then in a twinkling all the spankings began, 

though warm, rosey bottoms had not been their plan!

Wolfie drew up his paw as the cue for his crew,

and down came their hands and some implements, too!

The Imps-- how they wiggled as heinies went cherry!

Their cheeks began glowing, the Tops were all merry!

And the smackings and whackings were heard for a mile

giving those in the know lascivious smiles!

No mischief was now going to be the Imps' works,

and they called the guys "turkeys" and "meanies" and "jerks!"

So the spanking continued 'till all were quite calm

and throbbing was felt both in butts and in palms.

Wolfe doled out the treats, to his team gave a whistle,

exclaiming how pockets now seemed to have missiles!

So he lowered the lights and he locked all his doors

and he howled to the night, "That's what spankings are for!!"

Wolfie's Halloween Costume by Larken!

Hey, kids, lookit what Larken sent me!

Ewe do wooly good work, Lamb!  Shear genius!

And yet I respond with such sheep puns-- what the flock!  Very baaad, I mutton do it any more.  If I were a Switch, I could get a bleating!  Great Caesar's Goat!!

All seriousness aside, that was the best cackle of the afternoon!  Thank you very much!

Quoth the Bard, "All's wool that ends wool."

Happiest of Halloweens!

Frankly, this face says it all!

Oh, well, I guess it doesn't say it all-- because there are five new stories for members at "Discipline and Desire" this week, and three of 'em are in a Halloween vein!  

(Vein!  Halloween!  That's, I say, that's a JOKE, son!!  Pay attention!!)

(Animated GIF supplied by Larken-- thank you!!)

The two free "D&D" eBook chapters are particularly enjoyable:

Brandy Golden takes you out west-- Arizona, in fact-- as she starts the tale of mistaken identities and warmed bottoms in "Dusty's Ghost Town!" 

Bella Maeve introduces you to an ex-Navy SEAL who now uses his powers and abilities for truth, justice, and stopping Imp pranks at local banks, yes, with spanks, as she begins "My Hero!" 

Enjoy with a bag of really good chocolate, Sparky! 

The Hell You Say!

Another Halloween WolfieToon from "Discipline and Desire!" 

The Curse of the Mummy's Hand! (And Other Stuff!)

Halloween Hijinks continue with this "Discipline and Desire" WolfieToon:

Speaking of spanking and mummies, here's some Wolfie Movie Tie-In Trivia!

The first (and best) mummy film was the one with Karloff in 1932--

and it was directed by Karl Freund! 

Freund was a cinematographer of renown-- and you've seen his art even if you don't know his name!

Freund's movie work includes the famous silent movie "Metropolis"-- 

1931's "Dracula" with Bela Lugosi-- 

"The Good Earth," for which Freund won an Oscar for his photography-- 

"Key Largo" (Bogie and Bacall fans take note!)--

"The Thin Man Goes Home"-- (Aha!)--

And many, many more!  

Then Desi Arnaz persuaded Karl to become the chief cinematographer for "I Love Lucy"--

 during which he designed the lighting and perfected the three-camera technique that sitcoms are still using now!

The WolfieToons Blog-- it's fun AND educational!

By the way, if you're tired of the same ol' Halloween fare, I heartily recommend Karl Freund's movie "Mad Love!" 

It's highly entertaining, creepy, and funny! 

It was Peter Lorre's first film in America, and he's unforgettable as Dr. Gogol!  Colin Clive-- Henry Frankenstein in the Karloff film-- plays concert pianist Orlac, whose crushed hands are replaced with those from a knife-throwing murderer!  Feisty heroine Frances Drake is his wife, who stars in stage horror shows!  And the American reporter with the snappy comic-relief patter is Ted Healey-- whose former stooges were Larry, Curly, and Moe!    You oughta be able to dig it up somewhere!

That's the Spirit!

To continue the celebration of that most wonderful time of the year, here's "Haunted House" by Jumpin' Gene Simmons!!

Now, this gal has a similar story, as you can see in this week's WolfieToon at  "Discipline and Desire!"

Three of the five new members' stories are spooky, spanky fun, too!

And we have two free chapters of "Discipline and Desire" eBooks for you to enjoy:

OTKRomance starts the story of a college brat whose curriculum is expanded in "I'll Always Follow You Home!"

And Jamie Phillips demonstrates what happens when someone gets teed off on the golf course in the first chapter of "Guiding Hands!"

More to come!