Puns And Buns, Number One

And a very big thank you to Mr, Richard Windsor for his very kind remarks on WolfieToons at THIS POST at "The House of Richard Windsor!"  

What The Butler Saw (And Did)

A book of new WolfieToons has been started and stalled several times over the last three years or so.  There are a dozen I've been "saving," but decided this morning, what the hell, let's turn one loose!

Enjoy!

What Tha?

Once before (in fact, here!) I facetiously suggested that Kurt Schaffenberger could have made that (in)famous Lois Lane comic book spanking panel sexier.

But, all seriousness aside, they deliberately didn't.  First of all, their target audience in 1960 was mostly young youngsters, and besides, they were going for the Lucille Ball sitcom type humor, not the Jane Mansfield Burlesque sort.

Nevertheless, all these decades later, some misguided miscreant has altered the original art to see what it might have looked like if responsible adults hadn't been in charge.

Tsk!  Honestly.

(Surreptitiously wipes paint off his paws)

Here, I'd better present the art as intended and published, to prevent the salacious seduction of the innocent.

Do You Remember?

Ah, the emotions!  The excitement!  The uncertainties amid the thrill of discovery!

Was it a birthday?  Was it some some giggling horseplay?  Was it giggling foreplay?

Do you recall your first time fondly?

Happy Holiday Weekend!

Y'know, I never did any Passover-related WolfieToons.  I never thought there was anything appropriate.  But, then, maybe:

 "What makes this night different from all others? "

 "Oh, nothing, I guess!  Heh heh!" 

SMACK!!

On the other hand--

Here are some Easter Reruns that are surely not as bad as that Rankin-Bass puppet 'toon featuring the Evil Rabbit with an iron tail that wiggles with a CLINK! CLINK! and Vincent Price's voice.  (Yes, I know, that's somebody's very favorite, with all sorts of warm memories attached to it.  Go, watch, enjoy it, you'll be fine.)

If that was composed in the, er, heat of the moment, well, all right... but if he spent TIME making up those lyrics, YEESH!

Oh!  My lettering's hard to read here?  Sorry!  It goes,

In your Easter panties, 

your pastel purple fanny

will make the greatest target

for my loving cascade!

Though you kick and wriggle

I still can hear you giggle,

and know you're really loving

my hot Easter cascade!

Probably it was funnier when you couldn't see it and were making up your own words.

Ah, well, one of my better ones began thus:

and finished in full-color glory!

And my possible favorite Easter WolfieToon:

Enjoy the time, the ones you love best, and LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!!

New Reruns

Like the man said, "any book you haven't read before is a new one!" 

So there might be someone cruising along here for whom these Teenaged 'Toons from the Wolfie Files are spankin' new!

 I really like this first one.

There was a time when this little 'toon could have have appeared in any Family Newspaper!  

Do you think it might cause a ruckus now?

Here's a very cartoony 'toon, and a rare WolfieToon employing a cane!

And I've seen someone using this one on YouTube!

See ya later, gators!

Dave The Magic Wolfie!

Several years ago, Larken touched my heart and funny bone at the same time with this "Puff" Parody!  She even sent me a recording of her singing it, with guitar accompaniment! 

It's one of my most treasured gifts, so I'll share it again here for you, and add some Birthday Spanking Pictures, because we all know it's better to give than receive!  In some cases!

I'm sure you know the tune, sing along!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,

Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough!

Oh…

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 

Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails!

Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;

Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;

But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys!

Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;

The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore!

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next 'toon.

Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon! 

He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;

We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And  frolics on the Interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons!

Happy Birthday, DW!

Thank you again, Darlin'!

With Giant Hugs!

And all my love!

And Love Pats!!

The End At The End of the Rainbow!

Ah, sure and it's the reds of the spectrum that'll be showing most clearly now!

Home Decorating!

For the Do-It-Yourselfers:

Playtime!

Behold, I bring you tidings of hope and joy!

Believe it or not, this nasty, wintry mess will be gone at some point soon, and we'll be able to go outside and play!

Thus:

Heart and Heavy!

If you go into the shops today, you'd better go in disguise.

No, I mean, you might find this card where you least expect it!

(Dern Kids!!)

You'll find lots of cards out there now!

Say what now?

She wants the Full Mounty, I bet.

But, as you can see in this WolfieToon, there's a lot to be said for making it yourself!

Have fun!  Have a Happy Heart Day!

Wolfie's Swimsuit Special!

Somebody told me that sports magazine isn't going to do their swimsuit spectacular until May, and I say-- what the heck?!

Isn't the whole idea to have some anticipatory warmth to get through the last of the nasty, cold winter weather?  

Well, it is here on the Wolfie Blog!  Behold!!

(The story you have just seen is true.  Only the names have been changed so that the innocent won't be found guilty.)

Bet you feel nice and warm now, eh?

You're welcome!