Nightie spanking is really cute and sexy, no?
I've always thought so, even at age ten, when I stumbled upon this scene in a reprint of "Three Nights In The Fortress of Solitude!"
You've seen that picture before, but if you want the full context, I explained it all in this early and goofy WolfieBlog post .
But, you know, it always kinda bugged me that the panel didn't look like this:
(I generally frown on cartoon alteration, but that's because it's almost always done so badly, and the perpetrator rarely admits the deed! Then people think the original cartoonist couldn't draw! Well, I admit the changes here! I dood it!! And pretty well, eh?)
Probably artist Kurt Schaffenberger, or his editor, or the Comics Code Authority censors decided my version would be a little too sexy instead of Lucille Ball humorous.
Because Kurt was never shy about gluteal anatomical details in other contexts
and even in this scene, drawn about eight years after Lois fell over the Superman Robot Guard's knee!
But, that's a boy!!
Only Li'l Iodine, Little Audrey, Little Dot, Little Lulu, Little Lotta and other Little Girls ever got spanked on the seat of their panties in full view of their comics reading audience; the Big Girls never did, in American Comics. But wouldn't it have been cute if Lois had?
And just imagine the furor that would have erupted if it had looked like this?!
But we can dream now, can't we?
Wild, wicked Wolfie.
As someone said somewhere, superman had better not use his super strength while spanking. [too strong - one swat = big bruise].
ReplyDeleteNice collection of pictures and diagrams. Thanks
Thanks, Charlie-- I thought they'd be fun!
DeleteAnd yeah, we don't want a scene reminiscent of my 2005 Frankenstein cartoon, eh?
That's better Dave , skirt up and panties down the way Superman would have done it....although I would have added stockings and garter belt.
ReplyDeleteI also love the 'after scene where Lois can't sit down!
Hm, I didn't think about the hosiery, Glenmore-- that might be a nice touch, at that!!
DeleteOh, but wait a minute, no-- who wears hose to bed? Socks, maybe. :-D That would have to be another scene!
DeleteCome to think of it, when did Lois slip into those high-heeled slippers?
Delete....and is that a belt she is wearing? Perhaps stockings and garter belt for the following morning scene when she can't sit down?
DeleteThese comics must have made spankos out of so many readers!
ReplyDeleteI (and I assume others my age) had to rely on school history books, which always seem suspiciously in-depth about all the spanking/caning etc that went on in the old days :D
They certainly stimulated my interest, Buzz, along with all the cartoons, TV shows and romantic comedy movies!
DeleteThere was an issue, right after the first reboot of Superman, during the 80's that was a Lois Lane stand alone comic that changed her origin to that of an Army Brat who became a reporter.
ReplyDeleteTo prove herself, Lois attempted to get an interview with Lex Luther that was unauthorized. After a failed break in, Lex shows that even though he admired her tenacity, she needed to have discipline. Which he gave her with a Cane.
The punishment was not shown, but the following panel did have Lois showing that it had happened based on her movements but was not brought down as expected.
Yes, indeed,d L.D., John Byrne's "World of Metropolis" series. I don't recall who drew it for him.
Deletewhat a fun dream of Lois being spanked on her panties, and then WOW, on her bare bum.
ReplyDeletebottoms up
Red
I had thought about it for many years, Red! Glad you enjoyed it!
DeleteI had those comic books. Well hidden when I was young. Love Lois have a panty spanking. Thanks
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