One Summer Afternoon With Ma and Beverly

 

The Paddling Pooka!

 Here's a cartoon that's now old enough to drive, but I don't think I've ever had it up here before.  

If you've never seen the 1950 movie version of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play by Mary Chase, this will be rather odd.

If you have seen any version of the play or movie, this will be rather odd.

It's called "Harvey."

Happy Turkey Day!!

 

Nancy Avenged!!

 (Suggested by Rick!)

Now On Sale Nowhere!

Ding-Dong! Wolfie Calling!

 

(By the way, that name is NOT a Wolfieism!

I once encountered a Mary Barrass, and yes, that's exactly how she wanted me to pronounce her name!!)

Rewards of Invention!

 

There Comes A Time--

 --when a gal has to make her guy stop screwing around and pay attention to her needs!!

Remember that Theodore Sturgeon "Star Trek" quote?  

"The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play!"

ESPECIALLY this kind!!

Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch--

 --our hero, one of the original stinging cowboys, shows proper respect whilst disciplining his charge.

Attention, Professional Ad People:

Bride Carolyn wants you to know:

Be Ready!

Prepare for that Cold Snap!

Happily Smacking In 2020!

Happy New Year, everyone!

Here is a new WolfieToon to celebrate!

Rapt!

Distracted

Bobbi Jo's wandering attention is about to be restored.

Facing the Music, Or, Who Was That Unmasked Man?

Here's something to help with the Holiday Mood!

Christine knew better than to pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger.  

I mean, the mysterious Phantom.

But whatever she expected to find under there, I bet she didn't expect to find herself in this position!

Then again, he has been her secret music tutor, and she'll remember this lesson, for sure.

And Erik's baton might mark something besides tempo.

She's certainly hitting those high notes now!

Summer Slipping By!

As Summer dwindles, I consider the changes.

Some things I won't miss.  Sweltering, for instance.

Some things I might miss.

I don't know who this is, but she's pretty darn cute!

Just look at those freckles.  That was the first thing I noticed. 

I suppose we can always take some of the season along with us!

Larken Lyrics! Here's Some More-Ay!

Feel like Italian tonight?  Maybe you're feeling an Italian tonight? 

Either way, you're sure to enjoy this rendition of an old favorite as brilliantly parodied by the terrifically talented lady Larken!!

                                    THAT'S AMORE                                                   

by Larken 

10-19-11

 

 

(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)

 

When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!

 

When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam,

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!

 

When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey."

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!

 

You're an angel all day, and you just want to play

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!

(If perchance you're rather young, or you've never waited in line listening to the music feed at Olive Garden, here's the original song!)

The Father I Go

Slipping in a Happy Daddy's Day WolfieToon here!

It's My Point Of View, Anyway!

 I suppose certain Spankees might argue that not everyone thinks these POV cartoons are as cute as I do.

But who's the Top in this situation, anyway?

Besides, it was a great way to beat the deadline back in the day.