WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Showing posts with label red bottoms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label red bottoms. Show all posts

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Bare And There!

 You remember that late one night, Macbeth intoned, 

"Is this a derriere I see before me,

unclad before my hand?  Come, let me clutch thee."

If you don't, I may have got some of the words wrong.  

But I do know that Hamlet said that one could quiet things down by taking up a bare bottom.  Or, maybe it was "bare bodkin," I was thinking of something else at that moment.

(Any resemblance between WolfieToon characters and actual actors Kenneth Branagh and David Caruso is entirely likely to be undetectable.  But-- Horatio Caine!  Get it?) 

Anyway, this post will feature WolfieToons featuring unclad buttocks, denuded behinds, and bare bottoms.  If  that's a rare thing in my cartoons, it's because doing it that way gives it more -- impact!



This early one was a favorite of the late and loved editor of "Discipline & Desire,  Reesa Roberts, and a lot of other people, too.  I've even seen it on YouTube!




Naturally, Delectable Derrieres Au Natural come in all sizes!




And occur for all kinds of reasons!






The main thing is, everyone wants a happy ending!





Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Summer Slipping By!

As Summer dwindles, I consider the changes.

Some things I won't miss.  Sweltering, for instance.

Some things I might miss.




I don't know who this is, but she's pretty darn cute!

Just look at those freckles.  That was the first thing I noticed. 

I suppose we can always take some of the season along with us!






Saturday, January 6, 2018

Saturday Morning Color Cartoons!

They don't have cartoons on Saturday mornings any more, do they?  Not that that matters, with all-cartoon TV channels, DVD's, the Interweb, and so on and so forth.

But for any of you who might miss that tradition, wrap a paper towel around your hot, lip-burning Pop-Tart, keep your toxically-sugared cereal in the bowl and off the carpet, and enjoy the WolfieToons!

Starting with Hat Trick, the magical bunny!






Here Comes Paddle-Cat To the Rescue!




Do not attempt adjust your television set, this one actually IS black-and-white, but the characters are colorful!  Boop gets bopped!




EEK!  It's a MOUSE!!




Friday, January 5, 2018

Color Commentary!

Well, the NCAA Football Championship (Alabama Crimson Tide VS. Georgia Bulldogs) is on this coming Monday (January 8th!)  

Once upon a time-- if I'm remembering correctly, and that's not a certainty-- the Georgia cheerleaders had "BULLDOGS!" proudly printed across the seat of their panties.  Does anyone else remember that?

Anyway, I thought some colorful sports-type WolfieToons would be appropriate now!





Thursday, January 4, 2018

Warm Colors!


Holey Socks, it's been cold all of a sudden! 

For you, too?  How about these WolfieToons to beat the chill?







(Say, wasn't "Pop Sizzle" the crusty-but-lovable ol' sidekick for that handsome stingin' cowboy Genes Overmyknee in those Ooooold Westerns?)





  But I digress...




Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Spankin' New!

Included in this week's flurry of color is this brand-new WolfieToon, called, "Beth's Brithday, 1971!"


And 


And each class member replied-- with straight faces!!--"Yes, thank you, we will never, ever do anything to provoke a hot bottom!"  

That fibhood alone should have been sufficient provocation!


Monday, January 1, 2018