"WolfieToons" are for adults who enjoy playful erotic spanking cartoons; If that isn't you, best keep surfing. And if you are under eighteen-- Scram, Kid!
*shock* You left me speechless.
Ah, well, Kaki, I often have that effect. ;-)
I never heard of this song or Larry Vincent. He sure had a Toppy name for his group though, "The Lookout Boys". I suspect they got that name because every time a bottom saw these guys walking toward her she would yell, "Lookout!" trying to run away from them. She knew they were going to try and spank her. Hahahaha.Larry Vincent's was also know as "the old Professor". Hmmmm...I wonder if he is any relation to Devlin O'Neill. That would be funny, wouldn't it? ;)
Actually, Bree, Larry and the Boys were always on the lookout for cute freckled bottoms that needed special attention!OK, I just made that up, but it COULD be true!There might be a Devlin Connection, clever ole perfessors have a club.
So, um, what happens to a freckled fanny that gets spanked?Does it turn pink with purple polka dots?
That is an excellent question, Larken! We need to do some empirical research. Now let's see, a volunteer, a volunteer...
* Takes two steps backwards. *
Why are you stepping back, Kaki? Do you have freckles on your fanny? 'Cause if you do, you should volunteer. After all, it's for science. *weg*
Hey, look! Larken stepped forward! Or did Kaki sneak backwards? I wasn't looking? Anyway, the more participants, the better the results, you know!"For Science and Humanity!!"
Nope, Larken, my fanny is a freckle free zone. ;-) I am all for the sake of science but I am freckleless. (is that a word?)
Well now, Kaki, you have postulated that you have Lackonetherfreckleitits, but we must have Scientific Proof from empirical evidence!
Okay, so, I have freckles, but not on my fanny! :)Also, I have heard that freckles are earned by gingers for every soul they steal (according to a pic on Fetlife, anyway), so....I would be careful when getting too happy about spanking the freckled! You may find your soul transformed into one!!sarah
Ah, Sarah, as I just explained to Kaki, we cannot take your declaration of a freckle-free fanny at face value-- we must have Verifiable Scientific Proof! ;-)And thank you for that bit of Redhead Folklore-- I don't think I had heard that before!
Dave, this week's D&D cartoon should be labeled, Top Logic at it's best. ;-)
Funny you should say that, Kaki, one of the titles I considered for that cartoon was "Top Logic!"But wait'll you see the new one! :-D
I can hardly wait. *bites nails*
How can we know what it's for when they dream it up in their twisted Top Logical minds?Have you seen Lea's latest post? I rest my case. :-P