WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Many Thanks To Bonnie-- and Aloha!

I just found out, while doing some Blogosphere catch-up,  that Bonnie of "My Bottom Smarts" has decided to retire!  She says all is well, but "Eight Is Enough."  I urge you to drop by to give her your well-wishes!

Not only has Bonnie done some of the very best, sexiest, funniest, most insightful entries examining-- as they say-- "This Thing We Do," but has given invaluable blogging tips to all of us newcomers, and called attention to every new topical effort she found!

She made Lurking acceptable and made "Lurkers" feel free and easy to come out once a year to say "Hi!"  By the way, HERMIONE says she'll take over the "brunches" and hosting the "Love Our Lurkers" event!

But most importantly, Bonnie has been one of the primary people around to let anxious and lonely women-- and men-- who wondered if they were twisted and weird for being aroused by spanking or being spanked know that they, in fact, were not, and that there were any number of decent, intelligent, caring and funny people just like them.  

For all of that, Bonnie, many thanks.  And thanks also for the cutest little round-jean-bottom portrait-avatar anywhere on the web!

Love from Wolfie!

Thursday, December 26, 2013

"Werewolf?!" "There! THERE Wolf!"

"DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" editor Nattie Jones wanted me to share this particular WolfieToon with you here because, for technical and inexplicable reasons, it hadda come off our FREE PAGE.  

Now, if you find this cartoon oddly unseasonal,  bear in mind that James Whale's "Frankenstein," with Colin Clive, Boris Karloff and company, was the hit of 1931's Christmas season!  And I'll have a New Year's Post here soon!  Behold:

And, just for grins, here are some of the preliminary sketches for this cartoon as I was groping toward the proper staging and look to "sell" Larken's gag!


Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Holiday Greetings!

'Twas the night before Christmas,
and look at that moon!
Not a creature was stirring,
they didn't have spoons!

That is a detail from the WolfieToon this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Here is a peek at the whole thing and at one of the previous 'toons, which I hope will entice and not annoy.

If it does irritate, you can make this your return greeting:

Which is good for anyone tired of the strained hubbub that began in October, anyway.

But maybe you'll find something really cool under the tree, like--

"Holy Sh*t!  What ARE they thinking?!"

OK, how about:

In any case, I hope your joys and happy memories will always outweigh your grief.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Santa Spankings!


That's the Coca-Cola Santa Claus that painter Haddon Sundblom began doing for the company's ads in the '30s!  Notice his left hand:  he's about to go drive a team of reindeer or perhaps query Mrs. Santa about this pose she did for Hugh Hefner, also painted by Mr. Sundblom. 

It had never occurred to me that Santa Claus could be a viable Spanking Fantasy Figure.  I don't know why;  from my youth I'd done cartoons with Papa Bear and Goldilocks.  But that was for my snickers, drawing Goldie's knickers, and it didn't seem likely to me that any woman might really get squirmy thinking about a Bear bottom spanking.  But I've been wrong before.

So I asked my dear friend Springrose about this Swats from Santa Business, to get the Female Perspective, and she replied, "Oh, yeah-- that works!"

Now, here is St Nick from the illustration T.C. Boyd did for the 1848 edition of "A Visit From St. Nicholas." (AKA "The Night Before Christmas.")    You could well imagine this particular jolly old elf springing out of the fireplace to correct wayward Imps! 

And then he and his miniature reindeer would proceed to the next home to deliver sweet rewards and stinging spanks, which sometimes are the same thing.

So that's a vision of Santa thirteen years before the Civil War began.  Sometime toward the end of that horrible event, a famous political cartoonist named Thomas Nast-- creator, by the way, of the Republican Elephant and Democratic Donkey!--   began drawing what evolved into our modern notion of Santa.  This guy usually wore a furry set of long johns.

There he is observing Female Miscreants Performing Mischief and planning accordingly.

So I suppose a jolly, feisty, fun-loving Father figure might indeed feed feverish female fantasies!  In fact, if you Yahoo (or follow the crowd and Google) "Santa Spanking," or click on these blue letters to view CHROSS'S CHRISTMAS GALLERY (which includes some WolfieToons!) you'll see how popular the notion of Spankings by Santa is, proving Springrose is absolutely correct.  Always listen to Springrose.


Last year I posted some Santa Fantasy links and pictures that you can see RAT CHEER , so this time I thought we'd play a game!  Match the WolfieToon Santa Face with the Imp Bottom!  These are, of course, cartoons featured at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

That's pretty easy, but if you want, I can post the answers later! 

Happy Ho-Ho Days!