WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Wishing You A Colorful Holiday!

Thought you'd like to peek into what Larken calls "The Eekster Basket" featured in this week's WolfieToon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE:"

Kaki said that my holiday cartoons with women devouring chocolate and getting spanked are really starting to "hit home!"

Have fun-- I hope my 'toons and the new stories at "D & D" this week add some real warmth to your celebrations!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Birthday Greetings!

The many wonderful birthday greetings I got  from talented and loving people deserve their own showcase!

This delightfully clever lyric is from Larken!  Sing along!!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,

And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Little spanking capers, all that kinky stuff,
Swats and stings and ouchy things, he never gets enough.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interweb,s and draws those WolfieToons.

Forever he is drawing, transforming bottoms pale. 
Wolfie does his own research on rosening girl's tails.
Forever he is searching for bottoms plump and round;
Naughty Imps will lower their pants when Wolfie comes around.

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Spanks don't sting forever, despite our protest noise;
But painted bums and penciled puns will always bring us joys.
Today is Wolfie's birthday, the Dave that we adore;
The day he started on this path, to make us Imps so sore.

His head's full of tomorrow, planning his next toon.
Wolfie's got an itch, you see, to spank some Imps real soon. 
He is our life-long friend, so the Imps must all be brave;
We'll take his birthday spankings now, and Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.
Dave the Magic Wolfie howls at the moon,
And frolics on the interwebs, and draws those WolfieToons.

Happy Birthday, DW!

Now, good as that is, it's even better to hear her actually sing it!  Larken has a trained voice with a Joan Baez quality!  I can't play it for you here, so you'll have to take my word for it, and believe that's no hyperbole!

Once again Phil "Overbarrel" employs his Poser Robot to create hilarity and horniness!

My friend Dave Wolfe, of Wolfietoon fame, is having a birthday today *:D big grin.  Of course, at our age those regularly scheduled birthdays are actually just an irritating, yearly reminder of just how old we are now *:)) laughing.   In order to help Wolfie take his mind off this, I wanted to try to get him the perfect gift.  After giving the matter a lot of thought it dawned on me that I don't know what constitutes the "perfect" gift for Wolfie *:-O surprise! Wolfie is the only one who really knows that, so why not just let him pick out his own birthday gift?  The more I thought about it, the more it seemed to me that, in this case, shopping for the perfect gift just might BE the perfect gift, so I decided to take him in and let him pick out his own present this year *:> smug.

By the way, yes, I do look exactly like that, all buff and everything, except maybe I'm actually more evil-looking.

Kaki told Barbara it was my birthday and had her hustle on over!

And Kaki also wrote these worthy rhymes! (Say that fast five times!)

Today is Wolfie's birthday,
So everyone come out and play.
For his 'toons we all give thanks,
For all the girls he gives spanks.

There once was a 'toonist named Dave,
Who spanked girls in his cave.
He painted their bottoms red,
Kissed, then sent them to bed.
And made them promise to behave.

Michael employs Top Logical Math:

Happy Birthday, DW. 

Season and I hope all your b-day wishes come true, and knowing you they start with you invoking Top Logic and delegating your birthday whacks to a number of imps starting with little miss Larken getting the first 25.  

Followed by naughty Kaki receiving the next 25 then Bree taking 25 hard smacks for you and finishing with Season receiving the concluding 25 plus 1 extra for luck and a bum pinch to grow an inch. 

Pretty good stamina for a guy celebrating his 100th.  Here's to another 100, Dave.  :)

Bree herself wrote: :

Happy Birthday, DW!

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday, DW. Happy Birthday to you.

Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking. Just in case you didn't notice, Davey Wavey.
Kaki and Larken volunteered to take your birthday spanking.

How old are you now? How old are you now? How old are you, Herr Wolfe? 

*GASP!* Wait! Herr Wolfe! *WORRIED*

Ummm...How old are you? Yooouu, yooouuu are not a werewolf, are you? *worried* YIKES! *bree runs away*

I'm not only a werewolf, Bree, but an underwearwolf, from whom no Imp can hide from a hiding!!  "Even a Top who does kinky art and shaves his face at night, may become a wolf when the Imp doth loom, and shines her moon quite bright!"  

(By the way, a couple of those images are from Flickr, and one I'm sure is from RICHARD WINDSOR, who has a fine collection of Bithday Spankin' Pictures at his site!!) 

Charlie of the House of Tunasheart, whose ideas graced several WolfieToons, wrote: 

"I hope you have a great one - especially warming other bottoms.


Thanks, Charlie!  Yes, I'm always on the lookout!

And thanks to everyone!

Monday, March 18, 2013

Madam I'm Adam

If lovely Larken's fantasy had been true, the world would be a much different place!

According to Shel Silverstein, there might even be unicorns. 

In any case, you can see her fine fancy and my delineation this week at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

The stories this week include Penny getting spanked in her pajamas (well, technically, without her pajamas)-- Gabby time traveling to trouble-- Dovey feeling very warm down south, out west-- Denise with a warm popo in the dojo-- and Tana getting a tanning!


Sunday, March 17, 2013

Dave O' Wolfe

Dave O'Wolfe here, sayin' Happy St. Paddy's Day to ye! 

Sure 'n' it does me heart good to be after seein' my work out dancin' today with Season and Michael at "BLOSSOM & THORN" and with Dave at "THE CHERRY RED REPORT!"  Thanks, me Buckos!

And that is all the bad Brogue I'm going to inflict upon you.

Enjoy the day, and may your lass greet you in these: 

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

St. Paddy Whackin'!

In case you were doing actual important things and weren't aware, this Sunday, the 17th is St. Patrick's Day!

And all lasses not wearing green will actually be inviting you to pinch their bottoms.

Well, I suppose it's possible that might not include every woman. 

Tell you what, fellas, you go ahead, try it first, and I'll bring up the rear.

Here's a fella bringing up the rear, too, from this eight-year-old holiday cartoon at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

The new cartoon is over at "D & D", as well as the latest batch of stories.  Those blue letters will take you over for free chapters and story snippets! 

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Where's Wolfie?!

Because he's a helluva fella, Michael (of BLOSSOM AND THORN) sent me an e-mail asking, "Your last post was on Valentine's Day-- are you and your family all right?"

Mike's a good friend, and the short answer is, yes!

But it does raise the question-- WHERE'S WOLFIE?!

(Click on the pictures below to see!)

Maybe he's just with the folks at the local theater, checking out the new 3D releases!

Perhaps he's in Rome at what wonderful Springrose calls "The Pope Pickin' Party!"

  He might be out with the gang anticipating March Madness?

It's very possible for him to be among the beach crowd for Spring Break, sketching Research Bikini Pictures!

Maybe he's the one who cried, "LOOK!  Up in the SKY!" and got everybody all overexcited about a bird or a plane.

There's not enough material for me to try to make Wolfie Cartoon Sales explode by faking my own death, so the dull reality is I've been attending to normal, happy, but time-consuming matters at home and at work, and there have been computer problems that make doing almost anything online take a terribly troubling amount of effort and time. Hopefully those will be corrected soon!

Thanks for looking in!!  More to follow!!