WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Thursday, December 31, 2020

Happy New Year!

I'm sure it's with a lot of relief everyone will see 2020 fade into memory, so all the more reason to celebrate tonight!






And to augment the merrymaking, a rerun of a Wolfie Video on one of my favorite topics! 
Enjoy, and ¡Feliz Año Nuevo!
 


Monday, December 28, 2020

Meanwhile, Back At The ' Pole~!

 If you're happy to have the Holiday Hubbub mostly out of the way now, just imagine how giddy the Jolly One must be!! 



And to paraphrase Renoir, "When I have drawn a bottom that I want to spank, the WolfieToon is finished,"

Saturday, December 5, 2020

When You Go Into The Shops Today--

 --You'd Better Go In Disguise!

Or, with your mask on, anyway!

And whether you're just browsing for ideas, or doing actual, timely Holiday Shopping, you ought to see if your favorite outlet carries this delightful item:



And look for those fun stocking-stuffers, too!



Maybe "stocking stuffers" is not the right term for those toys?

Oh, yeah, "Pervertables," that's it!

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

The Thanksgiving That Got The Bird

 Well, here we are, Gang!

There is hope on the horizon, but today, parades are cancelled, and a lot of people are not being able to gather together as usual for the last Thursday of November in these United States!

So, I hope that whatever your circumstances, you find some joy, and love, and peace!

There are things to be grateful for, after all! 

To that end, here are some cute ends from Turkey Day WolfieToons of Yore! 

(And Hissen.)









Saturday, November 21, 2020

Meanwhile, Across The Web--

 If you've missed the "Poser"-program cartoons done by Phil "Overbarrel," here's a chance to catch up a bit!  


Click these blue letters for the Overbarrel Spanking Toons Blog!

Sadly, Phil is struggling with ALS, and unable to produce new work.  But, with loving attention and care from everyone around, first and foremost from his lovely and remarkable wife, his kids and grandkids, and splendid service from the V.A. and their incredible technology, he is in good hands, and has been able to re-post past presentations!

The latest was the series he did for our Springrose's birthday sometime back, featuring that Resourceful Masked Man of the Plains!  Here are three from it:

(It runs "backwards," on the blog, so now you can follow it properly!)

Another was a celebration of couples who began spanking in their high school years and kept going through married life-- "Then And Now!"

And there's even some Halloween Magic!


Phil's dialogue has always been intended to augment and complete the fantasy!


So, enjoy!  And if I could persuade yo to leave a short comment there, too, that would be exceptional!

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Bare And There!

 You remember that late one night, Macbeth intoned, 

"Is this a derriere I see before me,

unclad before my hand?  Come, let me clutch thee."

If you don't, I may have got some of the words wrong.  

But I do know that Hamlet said that one could quiet things down by taking up a bare bottom.  Or, maybe it was "bare bodkin," I was thinking of something else at that moment.

(Any resemblance between WolfieToon characters and actual actors Kenneth Branagh and David Caruso is entirely likely to be undetectable.  But-- Horatio Caine!  Get it?) 

Anyway, this post will feature WolfieToons featuring unclad buttocks, denuded behinds, and bare bottoms.  If  that's a rare thing in my cartoons, it's because doing it that way gives it more -- impact!



This early one was a favorite of the late and loved editor of "Discipline & Desire,  Reesa Roberts, and a lot of other people, too.  I've even seen it on YouTube!




Naturally, Delectable Derrieres Au Natural come in all sizes!




And occur for all kinds of reasons!






The main thing is, everyone wants a happy ending!





Sunday, October 18, 2020

Like The Cole Porter Lyric!

 "'Cause if, Baby, I'm the Bottom, you're the Top!"

You may not recognize Cary, Constance, and Jennifer from my caricature attempt  😁 ,

but here ya go!



Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Time For Reeling and Writhing and Rhythm Tic

 Thankfully there are responsible, sensible, and caring adults who are putting thought into how to keep our schoolchildren safe and healthy this fall semester, in spite of a severe lack of any of that (not even a hint!) from the federal dunderheads whose job that is supposed to be!

Thus, topically and Top-ically, WolfieToons from previous Geological Strata:









Tuesday, August 11, 2020

It's Larken's Birthday!

 This one time, but not in band camp, I gave Larken this Birthday Button:



And she wore it all day!

No.

Yes, she did, and got seven offers!

No. 

Maybe it was five.

One really good one.

And she wrote this WolfieToon, A Revised Antediluvian Tale:



In which I deliberately hid everything of any prurient interest!  Ha, take that!  

But it reminds me of another True Story:  Larken once appeared live on stage as Eve!

Really?

Yes, and they did Authentic Costuming

What?

All Natural!  Or is that, "au natural."

Now you have committed a Fibhood.

No indeed, I heard it from Randy Beaman's cousin Harry!



I'm just wild about Harry, and so is Larken.  Here's Wild Harry now:




Happiest Birthday, Querida!


Here's a song parody she wrote;  whoever does the best Dean Martin, call me, and we'll record it!


THAT'S AMORE

by Larken


(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)


When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh

That's amore!

When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a cappella!

Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants

Like a hot tarantella!


When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay,

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli

That's amore!


When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply

That's amore!

When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey!"

You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way,

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!


You're an angel all day, and you just want to play,

That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!

You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,

That's amore!