WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe
Thursday, December 31, 2020
Monday, December 28, 2020
If you're happy to have the Holiday Hubbub mostly out of the way now, just imagine how giddy the Jolly One must be!!
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Saturday, December 5, 2020
--You'd Better Go In Disguise!
Or, with your mask on, anyway!
And whether you're just browsing for ideas, or doing actual, timely Holiday Shopping, you ought to see if your favorite outlet carries this delightful item:
And look for those fun stocking-stuffers, too!
Maybe "stocking stuffers" is not the right term for those toys?
Oh, yeah, "Pervertables," that's it!
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Well, here we are, Gang!
There is hope on the horizon, but today, parades are cancelled, and a lot of people are not being able to gather together as usual for the last Thursday of November in these United States!
So, I hope that whatever your circumstances, you find some joy, and love, and peace!
There are things to be grateful for, after all!
To that end, here are some cute ends from Turkey Day WolfieToons of Yore!
Monday, November 23, 2020
Sunday, November 22, 2020
Saturday, November 21, 2020
If you've missed the "Poser"-program cartoons done by Phil "Overbarrel," here's a chance to catch up a bit!
Sadly, Phil is struggling with ALS, and unable to produce new work. But, with loving attention and care from everyone around, first and foremost from his lovely and remarkable wife, his kids and grandkids, and splendid service from the V.A. and their incredible technology, he is in good hands, and has been able to re-post past presentations!
The latest was the series he did for our Springrose's birthday sometime back, featuring that Resourceful Masked Man of the Plains! Here are three from it:
(It runs "backwards," on the blog, so now you can follow it properly!)
Another was a celebration of couples who began spanking in their high school years and kept going through married life-- "Then And Now!"
And there's even some Halloween Magic!
Phil's dialogue has always been intended to augment and complete the fantasy!
So, enjoy! And if I could persuade yo to leave a short comment there, too, that would be exceptional!
Thursday, November 19, 2020
You remember that late one night, Macbeth intoned,
"Is this a derriere I see before me,
unclad before my hand? Come, let me clutch thee."
If you don't, I may have got some of the words wrong.
But I do know that Hamlet said that one could quiet things down by taking up a bare bottom. Or, maybe it was "bare bodkin," I was thinking of something else at that moment.
(Any resemblance between WolfieToon characters and actual actors Kenneth Branagh and David Caruso is entirely likely to be undetectable. But-- Horatio Caine! Get it?)
Anyway, this post will feature WolfieToons featuring unclad buttocks, denuded behinds, and bare bottoms. If that's a rare thing in my cartoons, it's because doing it that way gives it more -- impact!
Friday, November 13, 2020
Thursday, November 12, 2020
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Wednesday, November 4, 2020
Saturday, October 31, 2020
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Sunday, October 18, 2020
"'Cause if, Baby, I'm the Bottom, you're the Top!"
You may not recognize Cary, Constance, and Jennifer from my caricature attempt 😁 ,
but here ya go!
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Thursday, August 20, 2020
Thankfully there are responsible, sensible, and caring adults who are putting thought into how to keep our schoolchildren safe and healthy this fall semester, in spite of a severe lack of any of that (not even a hint!) from the federal dunderheads whose job that is supposed to be!
Thus, topically and Top-ically, WolfieToons from previous Geological Strata:
Tuesday, August 11, 2020
This one time, but not in band camp, I gave Larken this Birthday Button:
And she wore it all day!
Yes, she did, and got seven offers!
Maybe it was five.
One really good one.
And she wrote this WolfieToon, A Revised Antediluvian Tale:
In which I deliberately hid everything of any prurient interest! Ha, take that!
But it reminds me of another True Story: Larken once appeared live on stage as Eve!
Yes, and they did Authentic Costuming
All Natural! Or is that, "au natural."
Now you have committed a Fibhood.
No indeed, I heard it from Randy Beaman's cousin Harry!
I'm just wild about Harry, and so is Larken. Here's Wild Harry now:
Happiest Birthday, Querida!
Here's a song parody she wrote; whoever does the best Dean Martin, call me, and we'll record it!
(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!)
When the moon hits His eye 'cause you're over His thigh
When He makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine
Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,
But they'll sing a cappella!
Imps will prance; they will dance, without pants
Like a hot tarantella!
When your Top is old school and He makes a new rule,
When you dance on His lap with each loud ouchy slap,
You're in love!
When you're spanked 'til you gleam
It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay,
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankoli
When His spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply
When His brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line
Tops will say, "Imps obey!"
You might stray, and 'cause you're not vanilla,
You'll be tipped,
Over all the way,
Spanked without delay,
He's a real Toppy fella!
You're an angel all day, and you just want to play,
Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,
You're in love!
When you're life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!
You lie over His knee and you're spanked happily,