WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, December 26, 2015


I enjoy peeks "behind the scenes" and peeks at behinds, so here is a little of both:  the evolution of one of my WolfieToons!  

First, there's a finished, fairly "tight" pencil drawing.  A heavier paper is a good idea so that the ink will go on nice and smooth and not come to pieces under the eraser.  I used a 2-ply Bristol here. 

Now I went over it in ink, embellishing along the way:  I've experimented with a lot of pens and even brushes;  this was done with art pen that is a combination.  It has a flexible "nib" that creates thick and thin lines, depending on how you hold it.   The lines then give a pleasing illusion of depth and weight.  Drawing proper perspective is still elusive, but I'm impatient and had a deadline.  

Music in the background helps;  my "Pandora" stations include Beatles and Big Band swing.  

Then the pencil marks were erased and it was ready to scan.  Black ink boo-boos and unwanted bits can always be taken out with white paint, or, of course, with the computer.  I really prefer to have as little "touch-up" as possible.  

Finally comes the lettering and coloring, and behold!  A woman really enjoying herself.  You, too, I hope!

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Final Preparations!

As you make any final preparations for Christmas,

Wolfie says it's best if you keep it simple!  Not everyone you know and have ever met needs to have something from a store,

and you certainly don't want stinging debt!

The important thing is to share fun with those you love best!

(That's one of my favorites, by the way!)
There are a lot of get-togethers this time of year, and it can be fun to get all dressed up.

That gown never left the house.  
But everyone had a good time, anyway, and there was a happy end.  
Ending. I mean;.

But when you do go out, remember to behave yourself.

And remember the camera or phone to preserve those special moments!

And to all a Good Night.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

More Santa Spankings!

I'm surprised to find out, in this nearly total electronic communication age, that some kids actually still write honest-to-Odin letters to Santa Clause!  On paper!  With envelopes and stamps!!

Which put me in mind of this WolfieToon;  I've shown it here before-- 

--but not its sequel!  

My buddy PHIL "OVERBARREL" insisted there should be a sequel! 

 Now, late in 2008, my scanner blew up and I couldn't replace it for a while.  I also had limited graphics goodies.  So, those two 'toons were done on an earlier version of Windows "Paint."  With a mouse!

There sure are a lot of Santa Spankings around.  I just found out, the last few years, that in some places holiday hidings were handed out by the Christmas devil Krampus-- who finally has his own movie coming out this season-- leaving Saint Nick free to disperse jos and toys.

But, in our crowd, toys and joys can also be Kringle Tingles!

(RICH and PIXIE having a whale of a time!)

And as a figure of loving authority, being tummy-side down on Santa's lap can make sense.  Certainly a lot more sense than BEING PAPER-TRAINED BY YOUR PUPPY  or  GETTING PADDLED BY YOUR PACHYDERM!

 Chross just updated his list of St Nick pics (including the aforementioned Krampus and a few WolfieToons!)  which you can peruse HERE--

And here's one more Clause-themed cartoon from moi!

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Somethin' Stupid, And Not By Frank And Nancy Sinatra

And now for something completely different...

A Circus Girl being spanked by her Elephant.

(Click for a bigger view)

Now, you may ask, "What's the story here?!"  Well, that's for you to decide, and share below, if you'd like.  I can't always come up with everything around here, y'know. 

Here's some musical accompaniment:

But the actual inspiration for this was viewing an episode of "The Hollywood Palace" from the 60's that's now on YouTube.   Who else would see a performing elephant and think of that cartoon?

In case you're "very" young, "The Hollywood Palace" was a variety show-- sort of Vaudeville for television-- in which each week, a different Big Star would host a show full of singers, dancers, comics, animal acts, people on top of eighty-foot poles, and more.  

It's still pretty entertaining, so you should check it out on YouTube, especially because these old tapes include the original commercials for cigars, cigarettes, margarine, floor wax, and hair care products. (Holey Socks, I used "Groom 'N' Clean" in 7th grade!!  Then I switched to "Vitalis," then I desisted altogether..)

I suppose some Xmas 'Toons will be showing up here soon!

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

A Swell Solution For Flat-Bottomed Girls

In the Marx Brothers' movie "Horsefeathers," Professor Wagstaff (Groucho) is out on the lake purportedly pitching woo to "college widow" Connie  (Thelma Todd) and tells her,
 "You know, this is the first time I've been out in a canoe since I saw "The American Tragedy.'"

She assures him, "Oh, you're perfectly safe. Professor, in this boat."

"I don't know," says Wagstaff, "I was going to get a flat bottom, but the girl at the boathouse didn't have one."

(Detail from a WolfieToon Larken wrote-- stay tuned!)

Now. it's been rare for me to encounter a woman who said, "I want a bigger butt!"  

As a matter of fact, being a somewhat suspicious wolfie, it seems that a penchant for padded panties might have less to do with wanting to show off a rounded rump and more with a mischievous Imp wanting some protective buffer against the likelihood of a heated hiney.  

After all, in an emergency, one may not always have a handy copy of "Cosmopolitan" or some similar hefty tome to surreptitiously slide into the seat of one's designer jeans.  

In fact, they were using such a garment on stage recently!  
Erica Scott wrote about the play "Permission" IN THIS BLOG ENTRY!

"Lay on, Macduff, my duff is buffered!"

"Eek!  I covered my ass for anything except MOM OUT IN THE AUDIENCE!!"

Nevertheless-- I have seen seen historical records

and late-night TV ads 

that indicate some flat-bottomed girls do indeed want artificial flirtation augmentation.


What happens when those padded panties come down, for play, or spanking, or play-spanking, or even spanking play?!

Therefore, a natural solution is required!  

Wolfie To the Rescue!!


You're welcome!