WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Monday, December 4, 2017

Time For Those Santa Letters!

 Ya think Ronnie's askin' for it?

There is a sequel to this.

There wasn't going to be, but Phil "Overbarrel" insisted that the story was incomplete.

So, I'll post that next time!

Monday, November 20, 2017


It's inevitable that during these Holiday Gatherings there will be those obvious and obnoxious Dad-Uncle-Grandpa "jokes!"

And now some Thanksgiving Wolfie Reruns!

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Oh, Puh-lease, Pinterest.

Hi, Kids!  Wicked Wolfie here!

A while back, I put up three boards on Pinterest, just to spread the joy.

One featured a bunch of my WolfieToons,  one has WolfieToons with famous cartoon character parodies, and the third board is cartoon spankings done by others from all over the Web.

So I got this note:


Well, first of all, scrolling down this blog, you've seen for yourself how horribly explicit my cartoons are!  Gasperoonies!!

But, okay, maybe Pinterest is a Vanilla Place where kids play, and one doesn't want them accidentally running into wicked Wolfie work and maybe trying to copy that behavior in the playroom.

So let's do a search and get a random-sample look at what is A-OK with the Pinterest People:

"Sons of Anarchy" sex, that's legit.

That's kinky, but maybe not "explicit."

Oops, Bunny Girl Parts!  But, that's a cartoon, so maybe it doesn't count.

Well, you can't actually SEE her vagina there.

That's only simulated bondage for selling things, nothing amiss

Hm, more spanking, but these are very cartoony types, Pinerest probably just doesn't want depictions of more realistic-looking couples.  Oh, wait. 

And this here's just rowdy college hijinks, nothing to worry about! 


It's not like it's a corruption of wholesome Disney-type images or anything.

Hey, look, Someone's passing around a WolfieToon with the Wolfie Name taken off!  Tsk.   That's a spankable offense if I ever saw one.

By the way, it really looks like this:

And the point of that is, there are already cartoons shared from my deleted board flying all over Pinterest!  Like these:

And a lot more!


So, look:  It's your house, Pinterest People, you can set whatever rules you want, and it doesn't bother me in the least.  But let us be consistent and fair, across the Pinterest Boards.

(Update Oct 15th-- I put up "DAVE WOLFE'S WOLFIETOONS" just to be a pain in the pin-- we'll see what happens!)

Saturday, August 19, 2017

She Got Spanked In A GIFfy!

Oh, sorry, I tried too hard in that title.

I suppose I could have titled this, "I GIF to you and you GIF to me," but how many of you know the Cole Porter song "True Love?"    

And, "GIF tastes more like fresh peanuts!" makes no sense at all.

Anyway, here are some cute little animations.

I have mixed feelings about seeing my cartoons GIF'ed.  First of all, it's usually my quick and sloppy drawings, and the "fill-ins" required to make it move aren't drawn so well, either.  But on the other hand, whoever made these liked 'em well enough to invest the work into it, and they are kinda funny!

I was fascinated by the butt wiggle, but Larken said it was a bit too much like Jell-O!

Here's one of my old pencil sketches someone tried to color and animate!

Dave Mire, also known as "Peskinhead" has done some very appealing and funny cartoons, particularly his strip "Cheer Squad!" (Click on them for a better view!)

He also did did some animations a long while back, he says, "for my own stupid amusement," meaning, I suppose, that he chose not to bother with all the details, but they're still cute!  Lita Spends a lot of time with a tingly bottom:

It is a a lot of work to animate a "loop" and have it look good.  Some have had more practice at it than others.

This 3D art (like the "Poser" program "Overbarrel" Phil uses) is very nicely done, with attention to the "follow-through" details!

Now I know some of you don't really like the "girl-girl" kind of thing, so I'll even it out a little:

There now.

So would you like to see some GIFs with Real people from all over the Web now?

All right, then: 

Okay, then.  If all that doesn't improve your mood

I did try!