WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Devilishly Dramatic!


Eager Anticipation!

It's All Hallows' Eve Eve, Eve!


I mean, Elsa!  Sorry, didn't mean to catch you before you had a chance to finish getting ready!  

We'll wait a minute.

OK now?


Yes, you look ravishing!

Don't you think so, Boris?


"Oh, indubitably!  Shall I compare thee to a cold Autumn night?


Of course, by the time you see this post, it might actually be Halloween!

So, this post is, er, a Warm-Up!  Don't get carried away yet! 



  

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

That's The Spirit! Part Three! Sing Along!!





Ohhhh,
Casper the Kinky Ghost!
The kinkiest ghost you know!
Though Vanilla Types
think that he ain't right,
the Spankees all love him so!

He's horny, don'tcha know,
for a loving bit of tanning!
He'll give a warm, red glow
to any cutie's little fanny!

Dull Folks don't understand
why OTK is the most!
But Spankees know,
and they love him so,
Casper the Kinky Ghost!!


(The original)


Monday, October 28, 2019

That's The Spirit! Part Two!

What shall we call this bratty little spirit?

A Po-Po-Geist, maybe?

Maybe not.




It's a little known fact that spanking heat makes ectoplasm visible.

It's little known because I made it up.

But if several of us repeat it often enough, it becomes established fact.

Tomorrow you'll see a pervy little cartoon ghost avenging his pretty little playmate!

Well, if you look here, you will.

Sunday, October 27, 2019

"Listen to them-- squealing in the night! What music they make!"

That's a deliberate misquote, but apropos, as you shall see.

In Bram Stoker's novel, and most movie versions of "Dracula," the Count's three vampire wives try to attack the guest he's saving for himself, for his own designs.

They're, shall we say, fairly aggressive in the book, somewhat more subtle but still determined in the 1931 movie.  Dracula orders them away, and they obey, but what if afterwards, in a scene we didn't get to see, he decided to reinforce his position, putting each of them in certain positions?

Then it might have looked like this new scan of the pen-and-ink-wash WolfieToon from 2005!




Saturday, October 26, 2019

That's The Spirit! Part One


 Don't you relish that ol' Halloween Spirit?  Hot Dog!

There's a dramatic new cartoon for Thursday, but first I'll show off a couple maybe not everyone has seen!

The theme is Ghosts!



And here is the Tune that Inspired the 'Toon!


Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Facing the Music, Or, Who Was That Unmasked Man?

Here's something to help with the Holiday Mood!

Christine knew better than to pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger.  

I mean, the mysterious Phantom.

But whatever she expected to find under there, I bet she didn't expect to find herself in this position!

Then again, he has been her secret music tutor, and she'll remember this lesson, for sure.

And Erik's baton might mark something besides tempo.




She's certainly hitting those high notes now!