WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Staying Top-ical

ComicCon is going great guns this weekend, so it would be remiss of me to miss this opportunity!  Behold:

Oh, and if you can tell Who the M.C. is supposed to be a caricature of, you win Triple Wolfie Points!  (It's not a good 'nuff caricature, I'll be surprised if anyone can see it, even with my slight hint!!)

Don't Miss It!

Check local listings for time and channel!

Monday, July 9, 2018

A "D & D" Tale!

For ten years, my WolfieToons were a weekly feature of the now-defunct subscription story site "Discipline & Desire."  There were a lot of fine and funny writers there, and it was owned, operated, and edited by one of the hardest-working entrepreneurs in the world, a lovely and creative woman who signed herself Reesa Roberts. She was actually the second owner, and did a remarkable amount of work promoting it, and all the work of her writers.  She also penned some pretty hot tales herself!

Editor Reesa gave me a lot of leeway, but also kept me on track and out of most trouble.  And she made some invaluable contributions to several cartoons! For instance, I did one in which the Spanker was lamenting the fact that the Spankee seemed to be enjoying herself a little too much.  Reesa said, "So, put someone in the background yelling, "Use the paddle, Dumbass!"  And thus was born Paddle-Cat!

Paddle-Cat made a few return visits, like this one:

So-- I came up with a 'toon in which a Baker decided her Gingerbread Men should be Anatomically Correct, and Well and Truly So.  I mean, you wouldn't want the things breaking off in the bag on the way home, would you? 

It was a pretty explicit cartoon for Wolfie, and Mama Reesa wrote to me, 

"Do we really need to show the little cockapoos?"


But, okay, Boss, we'll do it your way.  I slapped a sign over the offending bits, and guess what!  The cartoon actually got funnier!

But because I'm a natural-born wiseguy, I had to send this to Reesa the next week, declaring, "I'm putting Cockapoos in THIS cartoon!"

Reesa's reply was,

"Those aren't Cockapoos.  Those are dogs."

I love this lady!!

Thank you very much, Reesa, for one of the best experiences of my life, for all your encouragement, for your terrifically ferocious efforts for all of us, and most especially, for being the woman you are.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Have A Blast!

I hope everyone will relish our national holiday in some way!  Let's not let the ape-children gibbering about their "patriotism" ruin real gratitude, pride, and love for family and others!

Let's enjoy our freedom to enjoy, to laugh, and even to be silly!


I love a parade!

Nobody ever remarked on my little flutist spectator in the background there.

.  But you see, this ONE time, at BAND Camp...

Y'know, I did that cartoon twice!  Almost had it all inked--

--and decided for some reason it wasn't what I wanted.  

Not sure I see a problem with it NOW.  But, having a tendency to OCD, I started up again:

Even the Little Flute Player!

But, back to celebrating the day with lots of happy noise--

Maybe you'd like to have a picnic, or head to the beach?


But remember-- Pranks Get You Spanks!!

So, as I said, enjoy yourself, and celebrate all that's right and good!

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Summer Garden Color!

Happy First of July!

Larken hinted that she might be out in her garden today, which reminded me of this particular WolfieToon.

A woman of definite opinions should always be mindful of how she expresses them!