Just saw my Hometown College Football Team win their game by twenty points, and it reminded me, because I Yam What I Yam, and That's All What I Yam, that there have forever been jokes about all the congratulatory butt-slapping on the gridiron.
Butt-- you know what?
There's a sport with a lot more fanny smacking than I think high school, college or pro American Football ever saw-- and that would be Women's Volleyball!
And who could blame anyone? I mean, look at all this temptation!
Now immediately, some will say it's because a lot of these girls "play for the other team," and I'm certain a lot of them do.
However, a huge part of it will also be good-natured camaraderie, and feminine affection, and just a nigh-irresistible urge to pat and pet the adorable little round bottom of someone you love!
In any case, it's quite... heart-warming to see!
Speaking of the other team--
And here are video highlights from a game with almost non-stop fanny pats, butt-grabbing, and the jiggling of others' behinds!
Now, leave us not presume that the yellow-jersied girls of St. Francis are in any way repressed or affection-starved so that they relish their bottom contact as much or more than the game itself.
But there is a lot of it.
And, who knows? Maybe after the game, someone will decide to put her friend or rival or friendly rival right across her lap for a proper spanking, with no pretense!
Like the duck on that irritating TV ad says--