Bet you've seen the MGM Tom & Jerry cartoon from 1948, "Professor Tom," in which the big cat fails to teach the little tomcat Topsy how to be a ferocious mouser. In fact, at one point, Topsy happily releases Jerry Mouse, earning a hard spanking from Tom until Jerry come to the rescue by breaking Tom's tail.
If perchance you haven't seen the actual cartoon, you've probably run across the GIF all over the Web.
Well, I thought it would be a lot more fun if Tom took a post-graduate coed in hand instead of the little tomcat. Let's call her Patty Plushbottom. Behold!