WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Something New From WOFY-TV! Or, Here's A Real Over-The-Knee Slapper!

So how ya doin' with all this, Binky?

Are your best beloved beginning to become too bothersome to bear?

Have your favorite foods lost their luster?

Is even FaceTime with Gramma taking a discouraging turn?

Well, fret not, faithful friend (or feckless foe), a respite is here! 

Just tune your personal TV receivers--

any model--


and thrill to a lost Beach Monster classic from 1962!!

Yes, 1962, when Poodles wore People Skirts

and Wolfman Jack was spinning the hits on your car radio

and girls wrestled gorillas in the Passion Pit (the Drive-In Movie Theater)

And sparkling clean dishes put a sparkle in everyone's eyes!

Ladies and Gentlemen, in 3D, if your glass is full enough--

Hm, I think that's Larken obstructing my view of the--

Well, you know what, I don't think I mind.

Well, anyway, I hope these chuckles helped!

Remember, it could always be worse!!


Sunday, April 12, 2020

Hoppy Easter! Or, Popping on the Bunny's Tail!

I hope you're doing well, enduring this bizarre Spring in the best way you can!

Chocolate will help.  Especially today!  

Here is my second-favorite Easter WolfieToon, and maybe the favorite of sly expressions--

--and its inevitably inferior "sequel!" 

This won't be a problem today, or shouldn't be, since anyone with any sense is avoiding group gatherings for now!  Maybe this young woman had too much chocolate beforehand. and the resulting sugar rush resulted in a sure sore tush?

(That's one of the rare cartoons I colored before scanning, in this case, with water color.)

And here is my all-time favorite Easter WolfieToon!

(There MIGHT be SOMEONE who hasn't seen it already!)

I hope you enjoy some sugar of some sort yourself today!