WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, December 26, 2015


I enjoy peeks "behind the scenes" and peeks at behinds, so here is a little of both:  the evolution of one of my WolfieToons!  

First, there's a finished, fairly "tight" pencil drawing.  A heavier paper is a good idea so that the ink will go on nice and smooth and not come to pieces under the eraser.  I used a 2-ply Bristol here. 

Now I went over it in ink, embellishing along the way:  I've experimented with a lot of pens and even brushes;  this was done with art pen that is a combination.  It has a flexible "nib" that creates thick and thin lines, depending on how you hold it.   The lines then give a pleasing illusion of depth and weight.  Drawing proper perspective is still elusive, but I'm impatient and had a deadline.  

Music in the background helps;  my "Pandora" stations include Beatles and Big Band swing.  

Then the pencil marks were erased and it was ready to scan.  Black ink boo-boos and unwanted bits can always be taken out with white paint, or, of course, with the computer.  I really prefer to have as little "touch-up" as possible.  

Finally comes the lettering and coloring, and behold!  A woman really enjoying herself.  You, too, I hope!

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Final Preparations!

As you make any final preparations for Christmas,

Wolfie says it's best if you keep it simple!  Not everyone you know and have ever met needs to have something from a store,

and you certainly don't want stinging debt!

The important thing is to share fun with those you love best!

(That's one of my favorites, by the way!)
There are a lot of get-togethers this time of year, and it can be fun to get all dressed up.

That gown never left the house.  
But everyone had a good time, anyway, and there was a happy end.  
Ending. I mean;.

But when you do go out, remember to behave yourself.

And remember the camera or phone to preserve those special moments!

And to all a Good Night.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

More Santa Spankings!

I'm surprised to find out, in this nearly total electronic communication age, that some kids actually still write honest-to-Odin letters to Santa Clause!  On paper!  With envelopes and stamps!!

Which put me in mind of this WolfieToon;  I've shown it here before-- 

--but not its sequel!  

My buddy PHIL "OVERBARREL" insisted there should be a sequel! 

 Now, late in 2008, my scanner blew up and I couldn't replace it for a while.  I also had limited graphics goodies.  So, those two 'toons were done on an earlier version of Windows "Paint."  With a mouse!

There sure are a lot of Santa Spankings around.  I just found out, the last few years, that in some places holiday hidings were handed out by the Christmas devil Krampus-- who finally has his own movie coming out this season-- leaving Saint Nick free to disperse jos and toys.

But, in our crowd, toys and joys can also be Kringle Tingles!

(RICH and PIXIE having a whale of a time!)

And as a figure of loving authority, being tummy-side down on Santa's lap can make sense.  Certainly a lot more sense than BEING PAPER-TRAINED BY YOUR PUPPY  or  GETTING PADDLED BY YOUR PACHYDERM!

 Chross just updated his list of St Nick pics (including the aforementioned Krampus and a few WolfieToons!)  which you can peruse HERE--

And here's one more Clause-themed cartoon from moi!

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Somethin' Stupid, And Not By Frank And Nancy Sinatra

And now for something completely different...

A Circus Girl being spanked by her Elephant.

(Click for a bigger view)

Now, you may ask, "What's the story here?!"  Well, that's for you to decide, and share below, if you'd like.  I can't always come up with everything around here, y'know. 

Here's some musical accompaniment:

But the actual inspiration for this was viewing an episode of "The Hollywood Palace" from the 60's that's now on YouTube.   Who else would see a performing elephant and think of that cartoon?

In case you're "very" young, "The Hollywood Palace" was a variety show-- sort of Vaudeville for television-- in which each week, a different Big Star would host a show full of singers, dancers, comics, animal acts, people on top of eighty-foot poles, and more.  

It's still pretty entertaining, so you should check it out on YouTube, especially because these old tapes include the original commercials for cigars, cigarettes, margarine, floor wax, and hair care products. (Holey Socks, I used "Groom 'N' Clean" in 7th grade!!  Then I switched to "Vitalis," then I desisted altogether..)

I suppose some Xmas 'Toons will be showing up here soon!

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

A Swell Solution For Flat-Bottomed Girls

In the Marx Brothers' movie "Horsefeathers," Professor Wagstaff (Groucho) is out on the lake purportedly pitching woo to "college widow" Connie  (Thelma Todd) and tells her,
 "You know, this is the first time I've been out in a canoe since I saw "The American Tragedy.'"

She assures him, "Oh, you're perfectly safe. Professor, in this boat."

"I don't know," says Wagstaff, "I was going to get a flat bottom, but the girl at the boathouse didn't have one."

(Detail from a WolfieToon Larken wrote-- stay tuned!)

Now. it's been rare for me to encounter a woman who said, "I want a bigger butt!"  

As a matter of fact, being a somewhat suspicious wolfie, it seems that a penchant for padded panties might have less to do with wanting to show off a rounded rump and more with a mischievous Imp wanting some protective buffer against the likelihood of a heated hiney.  

After all, in an emergency, one may not always have a handy copy of "Cosmopolitan" or some similar hefty tome to surreptitiously slide into the seat of one's designer jeans.  

In fact, they were using such a garment on stage recently!  
Erica Scott wrote about the play "Permission" IN THIS BLOG ENTRY!

"Lay on, Macduff, my duff is buffered!"

"Eek!  I covered my ass for anything except MOM OUT IN THE AUDIENCE!!"

Nevertheless-- I have seen seen historical records

and late-night TV ads 

that indicate some flat-bottomed girls do indeed want artificial flirtation augmentation.


What happens when those padded panties come down, for play, or spanking, or play-spanking, or even spanking play?!

Therefore, a natural solution is required!  

Wolfie To the Rescue!!


You're welcome!  

Sunday, November 22, 2015


And would you like some cuffs on the bottom, Ma'am?


We can have that for you Tuesday.

Actually, that's my alteration of this cartoon:

I don't know who did that, or where it was originally shown, but I'd love to know its context!  The style is familiar-- it feels like a mid-to-late-60's thing to me.  You've probably seen it on several websites and blogs the past few years.  Anyway, I did the alteration for my amusement, and now, perhaps for yours, too.  

But, having done it, and presenting it now, I seem to have violated my own principles!  You see, I tend to be a cranky purist, and dislike radical changes to finished art. 

 Now, restoration is different;  clean the centuries of candle soot and other painter's censorings off Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling, sharpen the faded images and remove the film scratches from the old Universal monster movies, but for crying out loud,  Laurel and Hardy movies don't need to be colorized, especially when it's poorly done!

 Bare pink cartoon butts are pretty darn cute, but sometimes subtlety is sexier!  For instance, here's my second-favorite Dan DeCarlo spanking cartoon, one he did for publisher Martin Goodmen's men's humor digests in the early 60's while also working at Archie Comics!   

A very funny and arousing little drawing, and so someone wanted to see Dan's Daisy Mae Clone with an unclad posterior!  And who could blame him?  (Or her?)

The thing is, I think that alteration, besides not being up to the actual line work, detracts rather than adds to the appeal!  And it somehow bugs me that it might be mistaken by Googlers for Dan's original 

But I don't get all prissy and pissy when someone takes credit for their alterations.  Doc Cylon has done a bunch of colorizations and animations, like this one on a Frank Cho cartoon.

And I actually love the translations my French friend  STAN/E has done for various WolfieToons!  His background colors are often a big improvement, and if he removes a Wolfie Woman's panties, he presents the original cartoon as well. 

 I had a mixed reaction the first time I ever saw a WolfeToon altered.  It was a quick and sloppy Chic Young pastiche that I presented in the long-gone "Arild's Movie Spanking Yahoo group"--

Someone wanted to see a later stage of that spanking, and in color!  

That actually is a pretty subtle pink on her hiney.  And, hey, where'd Daisy go?  Out of the room to allow privacy?  Not running for "help," I hope!

So I guess my thought is, alterations can be lots of fun to craft and to see, but maybe it's better to take credit and/or blame?  

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Analogue (More Bots and Butts!)

A while back I ran across this list of TEN SEXY ROBOTS!

I knew most of them, but not this one--

She's "Silica" from a fairly dreary 1985 sci-fi adventure "PG" cartoon movie called "Starchaser:  The Legend of Orin."  

Geek Soul Brother's remark about the "booty-plate reprogramming" aroused my-- curiosity, so I had to find out about it and report back to you.  

First, some Teasers, then I'll show  you the clip!

As a fan of sci-fi robots and sexy cartoon girls and sexy sci-fi cartoon girl robots  

who was also raising light-saber-wielding boys in the Eighties, I don't know how I missed this one, but I will tell you that the psuedo-spanking scene-- complete with the line, "You Wouldn't Dare!"-- is the one bright spot in the whole darn movie!   

Now, as an attempt of cashing in on "Star Wars" and "Conan the Barbarian," Ruby-Spears' "Thundarr the Barbarian" did a better job, even with its typically cheap Saturday Morning TV Cartoon writing, acting and animation!  

"There's the Woodshed!!"

"Ooh, please don't spank me!!"

"Oh, there's nothing like a warm, tingly bottom!  Thank you, you big lug!"

So-- you can find and watch the whole picture if you want to, but here's the only part you're likely to enjoy! 

Oh, a brief set-up.  Our heroes, Dagg, a space pilot pirate type, and Orin, the titular young warrior-to-be, escape from a ray-gun fight on some planet, having to snatch a mouthy robot clerk, Silica, in the process.  Once safely back in space--

I've seen other interpretations of that probing scene, but you and I understand the real analogue, do we not?  After all, that's hardly the first time a feisty female's attitude was changed from harsh and bossy to warm and amorous after a good over-the knee sparking.

("Sparking," SIC)

While we're on the subject, here's another Famous Robot Butt-Smack I encountered on the Web recently:  

And a pair who seem to be somehow missing out on the fun in this WolfieToon:

And, for grins, here's an earlier blog entry about BOTS AND BUTTS!