WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Friday, February 2, 2018

Happy Woodchuck Day!

Today's animal star, the groundhog (Marmota monax) is also known as a woodchuck, or even, Kazeusus knows why, a whistlepig.

The characters in Walt Kelly's "Pogo" comic strip of the Days Of Yore, also called them "groundchucks" and "woodchunks."

The multi-aliased groundhog is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots.  Not "varmints," "marmots."  Young groundhogs may be called "chucklings."  Here's a groundhog chuckling now: 

So-- back in the Olden Days, the Germans looked for the badger coming out of hibernation on "Candlemas Day," midway between the winter solstice and the spring equinox.  If the badger saw its shadow, a "second winter" was on the way.  Bummer.

Meanwhile, back in the States, in 1887, they chose a native hibernating animal, our pal, the whistlepig groundchunk, for this less than remarkable holiday..

Of course, the real reason these animals come out of their hibernation holes is for sex.  Maybe a snack after.

That's pretty powerful motivation.  A fella might get up out of a long, dead sleep for sex and food.  If it were only for weather prognostication, a scene like this might ensue.

And high hilarity would follow!  

Hi Hilarity, that's Puxatawney's brother.


  1. Also, if you are running out of ideas, some girls that you can research and think of ideas with could be WWE women's wrestlers. For example, Sasha Banks :)
    I hope this helps and keep up the great work :)

    1. Thanks for the suggestion, Nick, and the comments!

      Spanking seems to have become a semi-regular feature in Entertainment Wrestling!

      I recall someone used to do cartoons of the stars way back when, too-- maybe Endart? I'll have to look it up!

  2. Well done. Lovely white frilly panty

    1. "Fillies in Frillies," sounds like one of the magazines from the days of yore!