Wishes For A Toasty Warm Holiday!

 

Meanwhile, at the North Pole Workshop:

 Branko asked if there would be any new cartoons here!  Yes, there is one on the way.  Meanwhile, an altered rerun and its story.

I've been sharing WolfieToons on the Wolfie FaceBook page for a dozen years or more, and suddenly last week, the Arbitrary FaceBook Censor Robots deleted the last two I had posted, sending me a scolding note saying anything even hinting at Prurient Interests and displaying Feminine Buttocks is strictly against FaceBook Community Standards, whether only invited "friends" can see it or not, and that sort of lascivious larking is never, ever allowed by anybody, anywhere, anytime, anyhow, and they maintain the standards all the time with everybody all around the world, so you just better mind your Ps and Qs, Pal!

Naturally, I had posted the two horribly offensive cartoons there before in earlier posts, and they're still there, along with everything else I've ever put up.  

Now you're probably curious as to which two they were.  Behold:

It's not the first time I've run into unexpected and inconsistent "protective" censorship-- YouTube sent me similar messages, and Pinterest killed three pages I had there altogether after a few years, because my restrained and humorous take on erotic spanking has always been beyond the pale amidst the other explicit and even gynecological things allowed to stand.  

Nevertheless, I thought it prudent to revise this North Pole Workshop cartoon, putting mischievous Elf Candy's sheer panty-tights on.  (That might actually make it sexier.)

I also changed the font for Elf Norma's remarks, hopefully making them more legible.  You wouldn't have known her name before, so now you do.  The 4 Man, by the way, is named Elf Rusty Randy, the dude in the back with the exploding model airplane is Elf Gunther.  The Very Interested Doll is Patty Peepers, and the bear with Tex-Avery-Take Button Eyes is Pooka.

I wonder if the Random Roving Robots ever noticed that the Barbie and GI Joe stand-ins appear to be Up To Something?  So far, this version has been left alone.  If they've "seen" it, perhaps they perceive the situation as the performance of proper punishment, and nothing sexual in nature, so all is well.

But we know better!!

Oh, and just outside and a few yards away, a similar scene is taking place!

Now, I don't know if Santa's Elves are a just naturally a rambunctious and randy lot, or if there is an appointed Spankers Squad, but this seems to go on a lot!  At least in WolfieWorld.

Later, Wolfiekateers!

She Knows Where She Stands

 

No Insomnia Here:

 

Old 'Toon, New Lines

 

Hark!

 ¡Una WolfieToon en español!

And, really, "PAF!" is as good a sound effect as any other in this situation! 

October Full Moon!

 

A Plethora of Wolfie Fairy "Tails," Familiar and Not!

A couple of days ago, "Branko58" wrote, 

"Možete objaviti neke spanking naughty teen girls scene iz bajki. Recimo, 'Čarobnjak iz Oza,' 'Alisa u zemlji čudesa,' 'Petar Pan,' itsl."

Google Translation says that's Croatian, and put it this way in English: 

"You can post some spanking naughty teen girls fairy tale scenes. Let's say, 'The Wizard of Oz,' 'Alice in Wonderland,' 'Peter Pan,' etc."

As a matter of fact, Branko, I have done versions of those, which I can rerun in this post, along with a couple of things never seen here!

For instance, here are two preliminary drawings I did for Allysa Hart  featuring an Ogre and a Princess!

One of the very first WolfieToons on the Web was this Disney parody.  I must do a new and better, or maybe just a different, version one of these days.

The cricket also took a hand recently with another naughty puppet: 

As for Tink, well, her saucy behavior must get her irresistible little bottom warmed up a lot!

This is not strictly Alice, but an Alice strictly but lovingly dealt with:

(By the way, because nobody will be able to tell, the M.C. is supposed to be a caricature of Tom Baker!  Oy!)

And in another Magical Land:

If you listen to Stephen Sondheim show tunes, you know a lot of girls wander into the woods, and I've always had fun doing versions of Goldilocks OTK and Little Red Writhing Bottom, that is, Riding Hood.

There are other denizens of the dense, dark forests, the so-called Little People!

In some places, the Faerie Folk could include Smurfs!

(And to show you how common cartoonists think, here's a version from my friend from France, Stan/E!)

Hey, look, the Not-So-Little Mermaid ran afoul of the Navy! Maybe she made them crash onto an uncharted, deserted island or something! 

Her bottom is no longer snowy white!

Butt, still ever so lovely!

And they all lived slappily ever after!

P.S.!!

Glenmore said he was hoping to see MAMA Bear's bottom spanked-- and By Carbonate of Soda, we HAVE it!

First, a rather crummy, quick sketch I did:

And a much better still from the Ub Iwerks ComiColor cartoon of 1935, when Ub was between Disney gigs, doing his own thing.

You can see the whole darn thing here:

More WolfieToon Fans!

One Summer Afternoon With Ma and Beverly

 

It's Fun AND Educational!

 

Meanwhile, In 1965...

 Here's a new version of a WolfieToon I did nearly twenty years ago.

Now, these two characters have a somewhat convoluted comic book history, so we can ponder, is mid-60s version of Princess Diana applying some loving, sisterly discipline to the seat of Donna Troy's spangled shorts, or is this Wonder Woman spanking her younger Wonder Girl self? Interesting tale either way.

OOOOooh, I'm Gonna TELLLLLLLL!!

Once upon a time, with urging from my dear friend Larken, I created three "Pinterest" boards. The first had a bunch of of WolfieToons; the second, WolfieToons that parodied cartoon characters not my own; and the third contained spanking cartoons from around the Web not by Wolfie.

What tickled and pleased me was how many different women would "pin" WolfieToons among their other boards featuring recipes, yarn-work, gardening, mother/family activities, Bible quotes, and the like. Sex, Humor, and Humorous Sex seemed a natural part of their lives!

Until this cartoon!  Evidently it horribly offended someone, who made a report to the Pinterest People, who deleted Wolfie Board #1 for not meeting Proper Pinterest Standards.  Of course, the other two boards, with the very same sort of content, went untouched. 

 So I rebuilt Board #1, with everything except the cartoon below.  All three boards stayed up a good while longer, and then the Particular Pinterest People nuked them all.  Meanwhile, actual Close Up Genitalia Porn thrives in corners of Pinterest.

 I wonder if some of my cartoons are still pinned in parts of Pinterest?

Well, anyway, take a deep breath, because here is the

 WolfieToon Beyond the Pinterest Pale!!!

 

And this one, well, this one really doesn't make sense.  Probably done late night under deadline pressure.  It's just... wacky.  Or maybe, "whacky."

And, just for grins...

 

Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...

Wild cats-- leopards or cougars or whatever-- might bite and scratch, but they can be enticed to settle on your lap.

Happy Spring 2024!

Although it would be hard to tell in a lot of places, this hemisphere's vernal equinox happened this week, and it's Officially Spring!  Life beginning anew!

 

Some of the Kids even had Spring Break!

Others were doing some Spring Cleaning and Redecorating!

And in some places it actually was nice enough to get outside!

Here's hoping you find plenty of warmth and joy yourself!