You remember that late one night, Macbeth intoned,
"Is this a derriere I see before me,
unclad before my hand? Come, let me clutch thee."
If you don't, I may have got some of the words wrong.
But I do know that Hamlet said that one could quiet things down by taking up a bare bottom. Or, maybe it was "bare bodkin," I was thinking of something else at that moment.
(Any resemblance between WolfieToon characters and actual actors Kenneth Branagh and David Caruso is entirely likely to be undetectable. But-- Horatio Caine! Get it?)
Anyway, this post will feature WolfieToons featuring unclad buttocks, denuded behinds, and bare bottoms. If that's a rare thing in my cartoons, it's because doing it that way gives it more -- impact!
This early one was a favorite of the late and loved editor of "Discipline & Desire, Reesa Roberts, and a lot of other people, too. I've even seen it on YouTube!
Naturally, Delectable Derrieres Au Natural come in all sizes!
And occur for all kinds of reasons!
The main thing is, everyone wants a happy ending!
I Love the paint colour swatch one Dave.
ReplyDeleteMy wife does it all the time and those paint stir sticks look like they were designed by a spanko don't They?
That 'toon seems to have struck a chord with a lot of beleaguered husbands, Glen'! As an implement of choice, I would have thought stir-sticks a little flimsy, but I've heard tales of stinging tails with 'em!
DeleteI was not able to pick a fav. They were all quite good.
ReplyDeleteVery kind, B., thank you much! I'd hoped the ones I chose out of the batch would please!
DeleteDave I love the way you draw naughty bottoms. You are the best!
ReplyDeleteWhy, golly shucks, thanks! Is this Jenny? But, yes, I've had decades of intense study and practice! :-D
DeleteDave:
ReplyDeleteHow can I say thanks again? After all these years of enjoying your wonderful artwork and it's attendant humor; well, it has been a real pleasure!! Happy Thanksgiving!!
Rick
Happy Turkey Day to you, too, Wolfie Rick! That's very gratifying, thank you! I chose a couple here that maybe not everyone had seen!
DeleteWonderful post. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Lots of bare bottom action, with great text. Thanks for the entertainment.
ReplyDeletebottoms up
Red
Thank you, Red, I though you in particular would enjoy this one! Glad you did! I love to entertain!
DeleteI .... think I remember the corner one from D&D. But I truly love them all! Although conflict resolution, love it. Enjoyed the green shoe, panties and dress!
ReplyDeleteI’m happy you include all sizes and shapes! :))
Oh, yes, I love feminine pulchritude in all its fabulous variations, Minielle! Thank you, "Conflict Resolution" is a fave of mine, too, but-- shh, don't tell anyone, just between us!-- I fixed the fella's face for this presentation!
DeleteThought you'd posted your greatest hits for a second!
ReplyDeleteSome amazing pics here :D
"Greatest HITS!" :-D Yes, these stories are all true, only the names, if any, have been changed so that the innocent wouldn't be found guilty!
DeleteThank you very much, Buzz!