'Tis th' Wearin' Out O' th' Green!

 

Back In The Swim!

For Current and Future Spring-Breakers, and anyone just frakin' tired of cold weather blowing through!

The Paddling Pooka!

 Here's a cartoon that's now old enough to drive, but I don't think I've ever had it up here before.  

If you've never seen the 1950 movie version of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play by Mary Chase, this will be rather odd.

If you have seen any version of the play or movie, this will be rather odd.

It's called "Harvey."

One! Singular Sensation~!

 

"That's Amore!" Version By Larken!

(In Spankoli, where love is King, when Top Meets Imp, here's what they say~!) 

When the moon hits his eye 'cause you're over his thigh,

That's amore!

When he makes your tush shine 'cause you've had too much wine,

That's amore!

Imps will sing, what's that thing, ouch what sting,

But they'll sing a capella !

Imps will prance, they will dance, without pants,

Like a hot Tarantella!

When your Top is Old School and he makes a new rule,

That's amore!

When you dance on his lap with each loud, ouchy slap,

You're in love!

When you're spanked 'til you gleam,

It's your dream, and you might want some-more-ay,

'Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Spankali,

That's amore!

When his spoon makes you cry 'cause you did not comply,

That's amore!

When his brush makes you whine 'cause you stepped out of line,

That's amore!

Tops will say, "Imps obey!"

You might stray, and 'cause you're not Vanilla,

You'll be tipped,

Over all the way, 

Spanked without delay,

He's a real Toppy fella!

You're an angel all day, and you just want to play,

'That's amore!

Then Top Logic appears and you're flipped OTK,

You're in love!

When  your life is a dream that's come true, you adore your Signore!

You lie over his knee and you're spanked happily.

That's amore!

The Daring Pair

 Larken says, "You mean they've already been late once?!  Yep, they are totally, absolutely, no doubt about it, in charge!  Those women can make things happen!  I'm not going to say anything about their judgement..."

"UH-OH! There's That BEAR Again!"

 I'd bet twenty-seven thousand dollars and fifteen cents that at some point you've gone to your favorite search engine, typed in some version of "Goldilocks Gets Spanked," and have seen any number of stories, drawings, cosplay photos and videos-- even a couple of WolfieToons, like THESE OLD ONES, or A NEWER ONE HERE!

For those of us for whom playful erotic spanking has always been a thing from childhood on, Naughty Goldie is pretty obvious.

But-- this might be a new wrinkle!

(Tarzan Yell!)

 I am perusing right now a remarkably thick and detailed biography of Edgar Rice Burroughs!  

I doubt he would have approved of this Wolfie Parody, but you might:

Aha!!

 

¡Feliz Año Nuevo!

 (This is a new version of an old cartoon that Phil "Overbarrel" really enjoyed!)

I Think He's Slippering One Over On Her:

 

Joyeux Noël!