WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Saturday, July 19, 2014

More Flowers!

 Here are a couple more images from cartoonist DON FLOWERS!  No spanking, but there are stars and bottoms.  First, let's quote the Pythons:

Is she trying to provoke something? 

(Click on that to see a bigger version!) 

Speaking of Mermaids and Spanking, did you ever see THIS?  It's worth a peek.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Yes, You CAN Draw A Bodacious Bottom!

Springrose mentioned the other night that I've become an expert at drawing delectable derrieres.  

Well, I certainly have had a lot of practice, and keep trying to improve.  Fine fannies are a regular feature of the weekly WolfieToons at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"  They are my favorite subject, attractive and funny at the same time.  

Occasionally I remember to give the girls-- and, I guess, some guys-- a fair share of gluteal eye candy.

Butt-- what if a creative urge strikes someone who hasn't studied how to reproduce on paper these scintillating spheres, these hypnotic orbs of flesh?  No need to suffer feckless frustration now, my friend!  Behold the Butt Drawing Tutorial from YouTube!

"EVERYTHING'S on YouTube!"  -- Springrose

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Happy 6th of July!!

A great big ole howdy!  Hope my fellow Merkins had a wonderful weekend, whether reveling in some peace and quiet or spending spiffy summertime with family and friends, fireworks and yummy provender.  Hm, Yummy Provender sounds like a WolfieToon character.  In fact, she might be the Twirler in this first Fourth of July cartoon I did at "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Spanking 'Toons by Flowers!

If the name Don Flowers is unfamiliar to you, allow me to introduce you to some of the finest, funniest, and sexiest cartoon work to ever grace a page.

(Nice Star Placement, eh?)

Mom's got polka dots, I bet.

Wotta klutz.  But, say, what a coincidence!  There's a bride's bottom featured in the current WolfieToon at  "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE,"  too-- only unclad!! 

Back to Don's cuties: 

Don's work appeared in newspapers for over forty years.  Beginning with "Puffy Pig" and "Oh, Diana!" in the thirties, he began a single-panel cartoon featuring funny, fab females called "Modest Maidens" for the Associated Press, which became such a hit that W.R. Hearst stole him away, doubling his salary and renaming his cartoon "Glamour Girls" for King Features Syndicate.  

Hm, I was unjustly accused once.

Only the technology changes.

Don and his comic strip both ended in 1968.  He died of emphysema from years of smoking, and newspapers had been dropping "Glamour Girls" as the 60's became more turbulent.  

At its peak, "Glamour Girls" ran in nearly 300 papers.  His stepson, Don Flowers, Jr., says his dad would amass a bunch of gags and then head to the drawing board, where he could do as many as a week's worth of panels in a single day.  The younger Don says his dad "never struggled, he never got frustrated, and he never said, 'I can't get this part right.'  He always knew where he wanted a line to go."

(That, by the way, is the exact opposite of the Wolfie Experience.)

Don in his studio.  

These examples have come from a collection called The Glamour Girls of Don Flowers by Alex Chun and Jacob Covey.  I recommend it!   

On the Interweb, I found a "Glamour Girls" Sunday page (I think the date at the top says "1949") in which one of the gags is very much like something Endart or NIK ZULA or Dave Wolfe might've come up with.  That Wolfie character may even steal it yet.  

I saved that a long time ago and forgot to note the source,  If you were the individual who photographed this in the wee hours, please let me give you credit and thanks!   Now, this is the best I can clear up the spanking for you.  The gag line reads, "Twenty-two, Twenty-three-- You thought I'd forgotten your birthday, didn't you?-- Twenty-four--!"

And now the climax:  a Don Flowers cartoon from the 60's that was sold on E-Bay recently.

Pop might be taking himself too seriously but you'll notice Mom isn't really interfering! 

I don't know if there were other spankings in the twenty years or so of  "Glamour Girls," but if so, they;ll eventually crop up!  Hope you enjoyed all of these!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Don't Kill The Cook, Kiss The Piano Player

This may be a WolfieBlog Summer Rerun;  but if so, there's somebody hasn't seen it, so here's a "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE" cartoon from six hot summers ago:

The original lines, by the way, were:

 "You gave Uncle Albert a heart attack!"  

"I'm so sorry, Uncle Albert!"

But the Powers That Be said we hadda change it because that implied something incestuous.

Anyway, I thought it would be a good way to beak in the season here!

Thursday, May 22, 2014

More Seventies-Type Stuff

This is a li'l sketch that appeared in the "Arild's Movie Spanking Yahoo Group" a bunch of years ago:  Sara remembers her first (adult) spanking.

And since "ME-TV" is rerunning Lynda Cater's late Seventies' "Wonder Woman"

I'll rerun these sketches:

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Speaking of the Seventies--

--does anyone else remember the photo from "People" magazine of teenager Susan Ford being playfully spanked by her brother?

I think it was "People;"  it was a relatively new rag then.  The article was about the presidential kids when Gerry Ford was in office, and probably sometime in '75 or '76.  

The photo showed one of her brothers (I don't remember which) holding her around the waist, her face toward the camera,  while he took a whack or several at the seat of her trousers.  The caption was something like, "Susan yowls as (Whatzisname) administers a brotherly spanking." 

It was pretty cute, but I've never seen that picture on the Interwebs.  And I've looked.  Found other Ford Family photos, and now you're seeing them, too.

Here's a recent one of Susan. 

Anyway, if you run across it, sing out.

And meanwhile, speaking of the Seventies:

(I'm pretty sure that was taken with a Kodak Instamatic with the Flash Cube on top.)

Monday, March 31, 2014

Happy Spring Break!!

Here's a post to celebrate the arrival of beachier weather and a vacation from all your diligent study and hard work!  

And if you've already had your Spring Break, too bad, suck it up and get that paper done. 

And enjoy these images!  

Here's a re-colored version of one of the first cartoons I put on the InterWebs: 

And a very early WolfieToon from "DISCIPLINE & DESIRE!"

Hey!  WHO spanked these little bottoms?  The victims try to find the culprit.

(Bet it was that gal in the red shorts.)

And now, with appreciation, Beach and Bikini Frolic from around the Web:  

Spanking Preparation.    

Of course, that could just be a royal wedgie.  Like this:


Now, you better have finished those chores before you think you can traipse off to the shore:

But when you and Ma are done, we'll be waiting for you:

Some of our favorite friends will be there, too!  (Thanks, Guys and Dolls!!)

I believe this gal is being punished for the unfortunate color job. 
I'm just kidding, it's lovely.  Ahem.

Yes, I bet it is.

So whether you sneak off for some private groping and thwacking-- 

--or you like to be thick in the middle of everyone--

--enjoy your Spring Break!!