WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

WolfieToons by Dave Wolfe

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Duck Ruckus!

Professional performers of stage and screen respect the time and efforts of everyone involved in a production. and behave accordingly.  However. once in a while, someone somewhat self-involved might forget that and cause a ruckus.

Such a lapse might need to be cured over laps.

Say!  You don't suppose Ms Duck might have engineered that scene after all??  

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

We Gather Together To See Wolfie's Cartoons

Happy Thanksgiving Week!

Better cartoonists than I have done holiday reruns, and there might be someone strolling by who hasn't seen all of these, and so--

The balloons in the Macy's T-Day Parade have always been a hit, even when the balloons themselves were, oh, somebody's first attempt--

They got better!

And so I thought, there oughta be a Wolfie B'lloon!!

Meanwhile, back in the kitchen:

Of course, a lot of folks go in for non-traditional celebrations, too.

But some people like things a certain way:

So I hope that somehow, someway you have an outstanding day!

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Unearthed WolfieToons

And maybe I should leave 'em buried, but what the hey.  

My first on-line cartoons appeared at a long-gone Yahoo Group website called "Arild's Movie Spanking."  I don't know why, because as Phil "Overbarrel" says, it almost never had anything to do with the movies.  We displayed our spanking cartoons and those we'd found around the then fairly new Internet.  I gave more details and examples of all that at THIS POST, which for a while was the most-seen WolfieBlog entry, according to the stats page.

Anyway, I found a couple of 'toons that hadn't been seen since that website's long-ago demise, and thought they might be entertaining here.  I've certainly done better work, but there's still something appealing in these.

First is a sequel I'd forgotten!  

You may have seen this birthday party spanking,

and the finished  version,

but what happened then?  Why, someone else got involved in the fun and warmed some more buns!!

This is not the same couple, but they have the same attitude:

Once I had a notion to do a comic strip featuring all the spankings a woman got over the course of her birthday, from everyone at home, at the office, and elsewhere.  I never took on the project, but I did do the "Karen Series."

Speaking of memories,

Shh, that wasn't a song cue.  Speaking of memories, here's a young lady getting her first grown-up bare bottom spanking sometime in the Seventies! 

And a courting couple,on the court!

I'd drawn better tennis rackets, or even racquets, after that, but the sound effect stays the same!

This cartoon has been here before, called "Grace,"

But Grace had a friend whose spouse couldn't wait until after services.  Maybe it was before, to ensure proper decorum.

Especially because there only seems to be one pew in the whole danged place!

These next three have been up before.  And speaking of being up, this little sketch is cute and arousing:

Don't forget to remember.

This was a Bennett Cerf joke from one of his early Sixties collections, applied to an adult context, with really quick and sloppy, even atrocious perspective.

And finally, two that seem to be huge favorites around the Web.  My Blondie pastiche--

And Tink's tiny tush getting cracked by the Cricket:

I don't know why I put her in green panties.  She usually wears yellow.

Well, some day I'm going to do another version of that scene, and maybe she won't have any on at all!

By the way, here's a link to a previous WolfieBlog entry about the woman who helped create this animated pixie's personality, the model for Disney animator  Marc Davis and company, MARGARET KERRY!

Hope you enjoyed these!


Saturday, November 5, 2016

Pardon Me, Miss--

--But I've Never Done This-- With a Real, Live Girl!

Well, you know the old saying:

"Practice Makes Perverts!"

Or something like that.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

The Nag!

Merriam Webster's definition of "NAG":

Intransitive Verb

1)  To find fault incessantly

2)  To be a persistent source of annoyance or irritation

Transitive Verb

1)  To irritate by constant urging or scolding

2)  To worry, badger

The Halos' Rock 'N' Roll Version:

The Wolfie Solution:

Friday, October 28, 2016

Halloween Treats!

 I suppose there may be SOMEONE who hasn't already seen these Halloween WolfieToons... and I'll add some items for the rest of you!

Didja ever see "The Black Cat" from 1934?  

Ya should!  Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi at their best, a nice, weird story,  all very entertaining! 

 Plus when the hero and heroine make their dashing escape at the climax, her dress flies up for a split second panty shot, snicker!!  

The original "Poltergeist" is a lot of fun--

 but you know what made the biggest impression on me the first time I saw it?  

All the cute bottom shots!!

That's supposed to be horrifying ghost-rape, but I just couldn't buy into it.  I just saw JoBeth jumping up and down on the bed in down-home-but-sexy-to-me night wear.  And then she went rolling across the wall and ceiling like Fred Astaire in that MGM musical. 

Anyway, be sure to brush your teeth after all that candy!

Or else!!

A Late Edit!!

Lady Larken "hinted" that I had forgotten to include this time around one of her favorite Frankenstein Halloween cartoons -- so here 'tis!