Here's Pa Kent trying to spank Wonder Woman!
When I wore a younger Wolfie's togs
(Hey, it's little Wolfie Wolfe, the Horniest Boy on Earth!!)
and there was no Internet, in fact, no personal computers, four over-the-air broadcast TV channels, and comic books on newsprint sold at the "Dime Stores" for twelve to twenty-five cents, Spanking Stuff was fairly hard to come by.
Being of a creative cartooning bent, I most often made my own!
One of the most frequent tricks was to take my Tracing Paper and select comics in which some heroine was presented in a spankable pose, and then try to find a Spanker to match! That wasn't so easy, and I'd usually have to improvise.
But now I can slap together stuff like this:
Kal-El spanking his little cousin Kara!
And, now on the giving side, Supergirl spanking Wonder Girl!
And, just to be odd, Supergirl spanking herself. Her older self.
I may recreate more tracing paper follies from my youth later.
That would include what I thought was a more satisfying second panel to this "Fantastic Four" sequence featuring the Thing versus Marvel Girl!!
I remember drawing what I wanted to happen too! Those days of finding a story or a comic with spanking was like gold!
ReplyDeleteRemember Mad mag?
I love your drawings. I'm excited with what you do next!
Thanks, Minelle! Yes, a comic spanking startle was always a glorious thing!
DeleteOh, yes, MAD was an integral part of my development!
But all the old guys are gone, and I must be an old guy myself now, because my sister sent me a six-issue subscription to the Current Version and I had no idea who they were making fun of! :D
Very creative. Me, I have no creativity so I only saw what I saw, no what I could possibly create. Love your work!
ReplyDeleteI'm delighted you enjoy my stuff, Blondie, trhank you! But I strongly disagree with your claim of no creativity-- I've read your blog! I see your Lola Bunny avatar! Why, talk like that could get you a really good-- Ohhhhh, I get it!!!
DeleteWhy do I think those drawings on tracing paper from your youth would be lots of fun to see?!
ReplyDeleteEek! Spanked by a Thing made of Rock! Yikes!
Yes indeed, lovely Larken, those first furtive tracing paper explorations might be interesting to see-- but each and every one was destroyed within a short time of its creation for fear of nosy siblings and even parents!! Re-creations may be possible-- I did use that Wonder Girl figure from Gil Kane a lot!
DeleteYeah, don't knock the rock!! Ben Grimm was always threatening to spank people-- but he only really did it once that I saw!
Hi Dave
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff! I wanted to thank you for the encouraging comments on my blog. I think I just want to stick around for at least a while yet.
Emanuele aka CrankySpanker
Absolutely, Emanuele! The world is a much better place because of your humor and your other qualities!
DeleteAnd thank you; I'm glad my silliness here can bring everyone cheer!
Hey Dave - these are great! Much better than my own humble efforts along those lines. Of course it helps to have some real drawing talent. I used mostly the same figures you did - you may remember there was a thread on that topic over at the now-defunct SpankingPanels.com to which we both contributed. I don't remember the Wonder Girl one though - I imagine it came from an old issue of the original Teen Titans - but I can readily understand its appeal to the young Wolfie!
ReplyDeleteWhy, thanks, W.E., glad you liked 'em! I do recall some of your crafty composites, and I had mentioned my first comic-book-and-tracing-paper creations at THIS ENTRY ! And yes indeed, you are correct-- that Wonder Girl pose is from her origin story, written by Marv Wolfman (!!) in "Teen Titans" #22, from 1969, with pencils by Gil Kane, inks by Nick Cardy! Now there was some talent!!
ReplyDeleteGreat composites Wolfie. I do so enjoy your otk selections. Wonder Girl and Supergirl otk and Pa Kent spanking wonder Woman. It would have been great to see the Thing spank Marvel Girl esp. in some of her great costumes. Thank you for them all. They are not crummy but really great composites. Have a great day.
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Thanks, Jim! I've been away from this blog for a while, with my attention on family things, so I'm glad you're enjoying these "older" entries! You're right about Jean Grey's costumes, like her green mini-skirt!
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